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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

I can understand not liking that Toy Story 4 and Frozen 2 don't have conventional villains given the franchises' track records, but I think complaining about a lack of villains in Encanto or Strange World is kinda ridiculous since those are original IPs specifically designed around not having villains.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

I think my favourite picks for NASB guests (not counting - and assuming we already have - Nickelodeon characters with licensing issues like Timmy) are Danger Mouse (Nickelodeon's first cartoon icon, so popular for the channel pre-Nicktoons they had to do a promo announcing his exit when they lost the rights) and Heathcliff (Garfield rivalry, aired on Nickelodeon) - unlike a Dreamworks character, I can't imagine these two being that hard gets, both's shows are on Paramount+, and both have really good moveset potential (though in the case of Heathcliff I think the moveset would have to lean more in the direction of modern Dada Heathcliff than classic Heathcliff - I definitely wouldn't consider Heathcliff if Garfield weren't in the game though.)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting stages and echoes for ZSS and Wario!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

All 3's back specials will be the glide by default FazDude's Pit ATs will be used by default Meta Knight AT: Throws a replica of his Galaxia onto the ring (basically a clone of the beam sword that's more powerful but doesn't extend) and fights as he does in his KA battle - only the foe with...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

Remember when we thought there weren't enough wheelless bikes in DriDim?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

Shippers finding proof that Trucksy Dino Boyson "may have feelings" for Lovesy Wovesy Butterfly on a promotional pamphlet given away with a German McDonald's toy (Lovesy's entire personality in the show is that her mere presence makes Trucksy run away screaming)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

Maybe this is just a case of me not really being an RPG guy, but I really don't get the demand for VA in Pokémon. Part of the fun of the RPGs I do enjoy is imagining character voices. I remember listening to some of the Pokémon Masters voice lines and thinking "this is not how I expected this character to sound"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

You have 100 noms for "Rate Their Chances: Disney Destruction", what do you spend them on?

I usually max out when I get extra points on an RTC, so I'm going to go for 100 noms to Hungry Henry (BabyTV)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

It's kind of a shame that decades of quick and cheap emulation has made people think Space Invaders looks like the image on the left and not the image on the right

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2023

We're submitting stages and echoes for Wario and Zero Suit Samus!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

All 3's back specials will be the glide by default FazDude's Pit ATs will be used by default Meta Knight AT: Throws a replica of his Galaxia onto the ring (basically a clone of the beam sword that's more powerful but doesn't extend) and fights as he does in his KA battle - only the foe with...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

I feel like when you base your roster decisions primarily off of fan demand, less people are going to get their most wanteds.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

god help me i've watched too many video essays about mid mid-80s kids' shows and now i'm confused on which ones were nick knacks and which ones were defunctland

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

oh my god

Reboot Mort the Chicken? 🐥
I’ll show this poll to money guys (and gals) so please RT this so I can say, “ hey money guys, and gals, look how many people heart Mort the Chicken! 🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
— Ed of Legend 🎮 (@edannunziata) March 11, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

Just found out Disney killed One True Media.

MICKEEEEEEEYYYYY

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

Wario.

EAC.

Tomorrow.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

I really wish Saberspark did more of his calm "animation history" videos. Stuff like his new Family Guy video, the Rugrats video, and the VeggieTales video are absolutely incredible, but he's adamant on doing videos raging about bargain bin movies and shows that are only known for a single vaguely-conventionally-attractive-but-not-at-all-revealing side character design.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

We're submitting alts for the Pits, Meta Knight, and their brand new echoes: Morpho Knight, Classic/NES Pit, and "Grit Pit" from the unreleased Factor 5 Icarus pitch!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

All 3's back specials will be the glide by default FazDude's Pit ATs will be used by default Meta Knight AT: Throws a replica of his Galaxia onto the ring (basically a clone of the beam sword that's more powerful but doesn't extend) and fights as he does in his KA battle - only the foe with...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

The 3D platformer cycle

New character introduced by company, ends up being a major success
Fans convince themselves that that character is the company's "new mascot", despite the company already having a mascot aimed at the older audience their lineup is primarily aimed at
The series ends with a poorly-thought out joke about a sequel that was never seriously considered
Death threats
A new installment releases
Death threats still

I mean, it's not really a cycle, it doesn't loop, but still.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

If Sony was involved in Ultimate, I absolutely would've submitted some form of Blu Ray-related content to EAC.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

Nobody has asked for Goku in Smash in earnest for over a decade yet the idea still puts people into an insane rage for same reason.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2023

I'm tired of these god damn "Which animated movie has the best message about..." polls.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2023

Need to get Heathcliff in DriDim at some point for the Ham Car. The Ham Helmet would his default (probably only) costume like biker being Wario's default.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2023

I was expecting to hate this video, but actually really enjoyed it (body horror TW)

It's like the opposite of the subverted kids' show: the subverted adults' show - you keep expecting something bad or edgy to happen with all the eyeballs; bones; robots; and such as well as the general origin of it being commissioned by Adult Swim, but you eventually let your guard down and it's just pleasant.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2023

Bumpers only is the optimal "one item only" setup in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2023

Super Smash Bros. series (1999-present)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2023

We're submitting new specials for the Pits and Meta Knight, plus voting on their stages and echoes -

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Roy Echo 1 Alear New cinematic final smash with all 12 Emblems. Roy Echo 2 Lyn Quicker than Roy with a Bow attack down special Roy Stage Somniel Similar format to Garreg Mach. Stage will transition between Plaza, Grotto, Ring Chamber, & Alears room with lots of cameos by Engage characters...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Newspaper comics are so ****ing weird - like even beyond the surface level stuff (cow tools, garbage apes, the lineage of official Garfield horror, the non-existance of Calvin and Hobbes merchandise, Sluggo is Lit), you've got self-insert American exceptionalist propaganda in Little Orphan Annie, BC's completely counter-intuitive poignant Christian themes, Dennis the Menace having an evil Scottish twin, a suspiciously large amount of coincidentally-poorly-timed gags related to days of tragedy and rememberance across multiple comics, whatever the hell the Shmoo is supposed to be, Beetle Bailey strips designed specifically to be banned, and evil sarcastic Winnie the Pooh.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting Meta Knight and the Pits' stages

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Roy Echo 1 Alear New cinematic final smash with all 12 Emblems. Roy Echo 2 Lyn Quicker than Roy with a Bow attack down special Roy Stage Somniel Similar format to Garreg Mach. Stage will transition between Plaza, Grotto, Ring Chamber, & Alears room with lots of cameos by Engage characters...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

According to the Smash wiki, one of Sora's alts is him after having fused with Goofy - unless I'm getting something horribly wrong about KH lore, does that mean Goofy is actually playable in Smash???

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

The Fox sitcoms kart game has a god damn Family Guy Poke Floats

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Strays fans and Fixed fans fighting over who's swearing dog movie is better.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Just saw a "yeah, there's plenty more creative Nintendo picks for Smash!" post with the attached image including Kiddy Kong and Mona.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

This new Dreamworks Kraken movie looks garbo.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Two edgy boys, two Pits, two whatever Pit and Meta Knight have in common but not Dark Pit, all winged - we're submitting the stages and echoes for Pit, Dark Pit, and Meta Knight!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Roy Echo 1 Alear New cinematic final smash with all 12 Emblems. Roy Echo 2 Lyn Quicker than Roy with a Bow attack down special Roy Stage Somniel Similar format to Garreg Mach. Stage will transition between Plaza, Grotto, Ring Chamber, & Alears room with lots of cameos by Engage characters...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2023

"Moral guardians ruin everything! Censorship!" they whine, after it's announced that the Immortal Legend 9 cameo event in Kiddie the Kool Koala Runners will censor Queen Benjo-Meshi's already barely-visible chest window. (This change won't carry over to the upcoming Immortal Legend 9 4)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2023

I'm listening to the Sonic Underground soundtrack - I was expecting a downgrade from the intro, especially with 3 Urkels singing, but I was not expecting all the songs to be poppy nursery rhymes with wholesome messages like "be kind to children" and "money can't buy happiness" in basically every genre except the ones that would fit the show's plot. One of the songs is ****ing ragtime

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2023

I've been reading GameFAQs discourse threads on the Smash DLC stages, and one really interesting point I saw bought up in the sea of "why don't competitive players just use Omega and Battlefield forms?" was that, because of how quickly Nintendo's online capabilities expanded between the Wii and 3DS, 3DS/Wii U were the first games where the devs would have hard data on which stages are most popular, and because competitive players have a smaller pool of stages, the competitive stages would far outweigh the non-Temple casual stages in quantity of playtime.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2023

Having spent my pre-teen years on a diet of primarily retro games and only having gotten into 2000s stuff (beyond the licensed and 1P Nintendo games I played at a very young age) relatively recently, whenever I hear gaming opinions from my own age group, I feel really old. What do you mean Kid Icarus (1986) isn't fun? Asteroids (Atari 2600 port), ugly? Come on, you can wring hours of fun from Penguin Land (1987)!

Zoomer political opinions are on point though.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2023

Smash fans when they have to flatten a cardboard box into a square for recycling (it will now be an Ex-Box)

Smash fans when they find out the "Ahri" people are asking for is a character and not a location (They don't want to be seen At Ahri.)

Smash fans buying tickets to the latest cancelled comedian's terrible comeback tour (they want to fight the PC agenda)

Smash fans when their train-obsessed 6 year old nephew Plays a video of a train Station.

Smash fans after being hired as landlords and finding out their clients live in a Mobile home

Smash fans when Sega

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2023

WHY DOES MR. GAME & WATCH HAVE A TOP HAT ON SPANISH WIKIPEDIA?

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