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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

The history of Geno in Smash is an absolute tragicomedy. On one hand I do emphasise with seeing a series you love (Smash) make a trajectory away from what you love it for ("Nintendo All-Stars") and your dream for the franchise's future become a joke, but on the other hand... Geno more iconic than Sephiroth? 7/7 day? GameStop leaking Geno? "Deluxe Mii Costumes?"

I'll totally admit I got hooked up in a lot of Waluigi conspiracies too though, so I really don't have a place to judge. Ugh... I legitimately thought a poster company leaked Waluigi?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

Hugh could absolutely pass off as a "Mawaluigi".

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

cringetopher columbus and his mermaid gf

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

If using the new poll maker, you can set on "show results button" in options.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

People using terms like "historical revisionism" and "traditionalists" to refer to Sonic games and comically trivial things like that is so funny to me.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2022

Finally. Aku Aku is actually selling boneless pizza.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2022

Good ending

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2022

The Hardcore Chores theme in NASB does not feel like Rocko music at all, sounds more fit for a TMNT or Danny Phantom stage, but I think I love it for that - I vibe with ill-fit licensed game music.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2022

THEY. HAVE. NOTHING. IN. ****ING. COMMON.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2022

Poor Royal Woods, it's in a sticky situation now, it has no more hazards. This should not happen to any casual stage.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2022

F in chat for all the Captain Toad fans who have been trying to convince people for half a decade that he isn't the same character as Toad having to watch him almost certainly get composited with Toad.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2022

Even if the DiC shows or LA movie didn't exist, I'd still think Isekai-ing the Mario movie would be necessary - mostly because the Mario universe is really weird in a way very few other fictional worlds are, and using an outsider protagonist makes exposition a whole lot easier for newcomers, especially kids. Not to mention that Mario as a character design is kinda ill-fit for the universe he's in, so may as well just play into that.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

With that bandage painlessly peeled off, tomorrow is going to be a very dangerous day.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

I actually really like Chris Pratt's Mario voice - there's a very slight pre-Martinet Brooklyn tint to it.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

EVERY HERO
HAS A
SUPER NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

Less than an hour remains until the Before ends and the After begins.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

I feel variant characters in Mario Kart would be completely non-controversial if they were just drop-down menu options, even if they still had unique animations and there weren't any extra characters

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

Since this teaser is a Nintendo Direct and the description says it "includes" the teaser, I'm assuming we'll get some extra info beyond that? New actors or characters? Synopsis?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

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I actually do like Peach's design here, feels less like she's a different species from Mario with her bigger facial features. Not keen on the logo though, feels like they're trying to do the Team Sonic

acing thing with a callback to the first Mario movie despite having nothing in common??

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

Guys, what if... nah.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

While I was a little disappointed with Mario's character list for Drifting Dimensions, I'm very pleased with the Muppets' - it's still the 5 standard characters (Kermit, Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzie, Animal) with a 6th slightly-out-of-left-field pick who's still within the main cast (Rowlf), but - even if I'm bragging about my own submission here - I feel like having the entire Electric Mayhem instead of Animal alone really makes the character list stand out without sacrificing a big character.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

We're taking a page out of the Mario Movie book and making a movie based on Killer Klowns from Outer Space: The Game! It's called Killer Klowns from Outer Space and it will be in theatres 34 years ago
— Killer Klowns From Outer Space: The Game (@klownsthegame) October 5, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

If I was in charge of NSO, I would take every possible chance to make this title's prescence on GBA NSO a reality. I would pay for negotiations out of my own pocket; lock the GBA games behind a third membership tier; sacrifice Wario Land 4 and Golden Sun to reduce the app's filesize, cancel the Mother 3 localisation at 98% completion to save money, completely remove the Switch's video recording function to please Dreamworks, anything for this dank meme. This is not a joke.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

Honestly, I think movie Mario will look better when we see him officially - the McDonald's image appears to have been either taken in dark lighting or printed improperly compared to the poster, giving him a Brawl-like appearance.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

Rocko on Friday

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

the simpsons is apparently good again

WHAT

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

Imagine if the Expand-A-Franchise thread was a real SSBU expansion and there were no Scarlet & Violet or Legends Arceus spirits but we did get Dashing Super Guy.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

One thing I really wish a platform fighter would do is not make the Final Destination clone stage the ultimate final super cool techno-magic stage. Give that to the Kalos clone or something, and make FD the grassy plain or hi-tech non-specifically-Asian city.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

I don't like the "subverted kids' show trope", but I really like Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - mostly because the gruesome imagery isn't really the scary part, as much as the implications of the lyrics and characters - and the grizzly scenes are moreso just a prompt to get the viewer to rewatch those earlier scenes from an adult lens. I think watching #3 as a 12 year old was the first time I ever recognised an allegory.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

NICKELODEON ALL-STAR BRAWL characters and their favourite TV SHOWS
SpongeBob = SpongeBob SquarePants
Patrick = SpongeBob SquarePants
Sandy = SpongeBob SquarePants
Aang = Avatar: The Last Airbender
Toph = Avatar: The Last Airbender
Korra = The Legend of Korra
Lincoln Loud = The Loud House
Lucy Loud = The Loud House
Leonardo = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Michelangelo = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
April O'Niel = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Shredder = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Ren & Stimpy = The Ren & Stimpy Show
Powdered Toast Man = The Ren & Stimpy Show
Zim = Invader Zim
CatDog = CatDog
Reptar = Rugrats
Nigel Thornberry = The Wild Thornberrys
Helga = Hey Arnold!
Danny Phantom = Danny Phantom
Oblina = AAAHH!!! Real Monsters
Garfield = Garfield & Friends
Jenny = My Life as a Teenage Robot
Hugh Neutron = The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
Rocko = Rocko's Modern Life

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

Another one for the count

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

Can Roblox make Asda Land for us Brits?

Linkmain-maybe · Oct 4, 2022

looks at location

Huh?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2022

Honestly, I was hoping Illumination's Mario designs would lean more towards Illumination's style. Always felt they were really good at making 2D-esque characters in 3D.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 4, 2022

NIKE MOUTH

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