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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 1, 2022

A small part of me wants to use my Marge impression and Vtuber technology to do a stream in-character, but the more sensible part knows I am terrible at in-character improv and the stream would just be me saying "Mhhhmmm Homie" ad nauseum while playing Atari 2600 games or some other thing nobody wants to watch.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 1, 2022

SMSB is finally over! Feel free to stop by and check out the final fighter and stage rosters!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

In this creation thread, we will be creating a sequel to Smash Bros. Ultimate that exclusively features Mario content (and closely related series like Donkey Kong, Wario, and Yoshi) - think of it like the anti-Mario Kart Crossroads. No game is too obscure, no mandates can stop us, and corporate...

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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 1, 2022

I don't have a problem with the Angry Video Game Nerd in Smash on a licit level, but I really can't imagine him being that fun within an E10+ rating and without direct references to the games he's reviewed.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2022

I feel the only situation where NASB not having licensed music is a loss is if they add ChalkZone characters - this guitar solo deserves to be heard at EVO finals.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2022

me submitting pac man 2 in the smash infinite universe

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2022

The amount of times I've been called nostalgia blind for media that came out when I wasn't even born or nostalgically biased against media that came out right when I was in the target audience is staggering.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2022

Reminder that Nintendo are directly responsible for the toxicity of Smash discourse.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2022

90s kids telling 2020s kids what cartoon oblina is from in exchange for finding out what game ness is from

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2022

when will the tetris movies plural by the foodfight guy come out

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 30, 2022

I'd honestly argue Fortnite to have the greatest roster in gaming history, if that even needs to be argued.

~~for one thing it has a sony rep and a microsoft character people actually associate with microsoft hardware~~

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 29, 2022

Uh oh! You just asked a Downer Question™!

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 29, 2022

1 week remains until Doomsday.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 29, 2022

The redesign of Velma in Multiversus is a terrible downgrade, reminds me of that "Concept art vs. the film" Elsa meme, even if not to such an extreme extent

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2022

I just realised that Boshi is called that because B is the second to first letter like how Y is the second to last letter.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2022

Same universe.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2022

Honestly if I made a multiplayer game - especially in a niche or monopolised genre like platform fighters - and there wasn't some uber-large marketing campaign, I wouldn't include Quickplay at all, just lobbies.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2022

As much as I dislike the Qualitipedia sites, I do feel kinda bad that they had to close due to being mistaken for having an affiliation with their site hosts.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 28, 2022

tardigrade

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2022

Speaking of the Muppets and crossovers, this little fact - in the context of NASB - makes me feel how Banjo fans must've felt back in Brawl.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2022

You could make a legitimate, non-ironic argument for Muppet Babies being the "most ambitious crossover of all time" - it was made by Marvel and Toei, and featured clips from Donkey Kong; Ghostbusters; Star Wars; Indiana Jones; Teen Wolf; E.T.; Weird Al Yankovic; and Star Trek among others - also the popularity of its Attack of the Killer Tomatoes spoof was what got the animated adaptation greenlit, meaning Muppet Babies also has the Smash effect

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2022

The Wise Mystical Tree meme reminds me of the tree from "Everything's Rosie".

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 27, 2022

There's quite an appeal to 4 or 8-character multiplayer game roster, like they're objectively worse than a 20+ character roster but a small selection pool means pretty much every player will have a top favourite character instead of like 7.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2022

You could easily take the soundtrack of this game, post it as a .rar to 4chan with all the filenames set to "*noun*_KNIGHT_DEMO.wav" and everyone would absolutely believe you that they're leaked music from a new Shovel Knight game

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2022

Does anyone remember Moshi Monsters? It was this sort of advanced, way cuter Neopets from the early 10s, and it was absolutely HUGE - a movie, best-selling DS games, books, blind bags, commercials in every ad break, soft drinks, Burger King toys, a celebrity lawsuit - it was 90s Pokémon-level big... in the UK and Australia near-exclusively. How does that even happen? Not only was it a centralised age, but also an internet-centric brand anyway!

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2022

Hello? Who's been messing with the space-time continuum?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2022

I actually think Hotel Mario would be a fitting end to SMSB for non-meme reasons, considering how much Mario and Smash fan content has been incorporated into SMSB, it'd be quite nice, poetic even, to end what is basically (in the context of it's own universe) a giant tribute - if not apology - to the fandom with a character who's only really a seperate character at all because of fan content.

Speaking of which -

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

1. Hotel Mario 2. Paper Mario 3. ? Block

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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 26, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 25, 2022

The Sad Marios of the cinema industry.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 25, 2022

Hoo boy, I'm gonna have to make real sure crossover kart isn't filled with game characters.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 25, 2022

SMSB's successor is here! I feel this one can run almost indefinetly being an F2P game.

SmashBoards Creates: Drifting Dimensions - The ultimate crossover kart racer!

Title submitted by @Janx_uwu A Firepetal Production... (company name submitted by @AlteredBeast) Time for the ultimate racing crossover! We will be submitting franchises to base an enormous CTR:NF-style Fortnite-sized racing game off of with racers, skins, vehicles, wheels, tracks, and items...

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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 25, 2022

these asmr ads make me want to bomb cadbury hq

i can live with the child slave labour, but not the unconsensual asmr.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 25, 2022

After playing Slap City, I find it even more ridiculous that people call NASB "derivative" of Smash - Slap City is a game I'm pretty comfortable calling a "Smash clone" (non-derogatory), if you're playing casually the only real mechanical difference is the single Air Smash each character has, the differences lie beneath the surface for hardcore players to discover - NASB, on the other hand, is almost as mechanically distant from Smash (modern or golden age) as you can get without doing some PSASBR "only supers kill" BS, only behind Rivals.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2022

Ganon
Ganon Jr.
Ganon 3
Ganon Jr. Math
Super Link Bros.
Super Link Bros. 2: Link Lunacy!
Super Link Bros. 3
New Super Link Bros.
Super Link Land
Super Link Land 2: The Six Silver Rupees
Tingle Land: Super Link Land 3
Virtual Boy Tingle Land
TingleToys: Twisted!
Ganon Country
Ganon Country 2: Aqua's Mental Quest
Ganon Country 3: Digdogger's Double Trouble
Super Link World
Super Link World 2: Epona's Island
Epona: Topsy-Turvy
Epona's Cookie
Super Link Kart
Link Kart: Double Dash!!
Link and Fi: Magic Cape Saga
Link and Fi: Ganondorf's Inside Story
Paper Link
Link vs. Ganon
Link vs. Ganon 2: March of the Minis
Link Golf: Heart Tour
Link Tennis
Fi's Mansion
Dr. Link
Dr. Fi
Super Princess Zelda
Super Link 3D Land + Ganondorf's Fury
Link and AiAi at the Paralympic Games
Link + Tonic Trouble: Kingdom Battle
Hatris and Dr. Link
Tingle Climb! Featuring Lode Runner
Link's Cement Factory

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2022

I honestly don't think a Gex trilogy remake is a good idea, mostly because the version of TV depicted in Gex is extremely outdated to the current media landscape, not a problem on it's own (maybe part of the charm even), but when combined with the fact that Gex is known for quoting and referencing media you're left at a crossroads - either have him make the old references to Gilligan's Island and Happy Days that nobody in the T-rating demographic will get anymore, or have him make new references to Rick & Morty and Stranger Things without the game world acknowledging streaming is a thing. The fact the first game is a 2D platformer and the series contains some kinda racist character designs also hurts the idea a little (the latter wasn't an issue for Crash though)

That being said, an all-new Gex game? Bring it on!

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2022

Hugh's release tagline in NASB is really lame - "Hugh ducks in?" what does that even mean? At least go for like, "Hugh ducks and covers!"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2022

We're submitting our final fighter!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Kut Out Goombario Cocomin

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