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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 11, 2022

Honestly, I've kinda been growing to hate the idea of Crash in Smash - his moveset would likely be based on Crash 3, where his moves don't even make a consistent playstyle there; COD or Warcraft objectively deserve the spot way more; people will use him to dismiss the concept of true Sony reps like they have with Sora and Joker; and his comedy would be toned down super hard if Banjo's anything to go by.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2022

Nabbit deserved the push Rosalina got in the 2010s more.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2022

NASB's Space Madness stage is literally near-unplayable with items on high.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2022

I'm really surprised that, from what I can find, nobody has made a composite Pokémon mod that combines content and elements from both versions.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2022

It will always make me laugh when an amoger's visor is portrayed as a single eye with a pupil.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2022

TODAY'S THE DAY

Capybara Appreciation Day, Reid Park Zoo

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2022

Why did nobody tell me how good the Bejeweled classic soundtrack is?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2022

Reminder that the toxicity in Smash speculation is 100% Sakurai and Nintendo's fault for building up character additions as a bigger deal than they are.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2022

Is it weird for me to say that I never realised people liked Smash specifically for the crossover element and not the gameplay or movesets until the NASB backlash? Like I always knew characters were a big deal, but I never realised how small a deal game design is to people relative to characters and how they're portrayed

Certainly explains the questionable design choices in SSBU's DLC at least.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2022

I actually really like the, for a lack of a fair and objective term, "finish it later" approach - feels to me like a natural evolution to unlockables for the age of spoilers and leaks, even if that isn't the intent BTS.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2022

I generally think protag first is a good rule for games where characters are cosmetic, with the only real exceptions being to prevent aesthetic clash (for example Riki over Shulk in a hypothetical Nintendo Kart)

That being said, while both would appreciated, if they can only have one Thornberrys rep in Nick Kart 3, it should be Nigel and not Eliza - he's by far way more remembered and popular, and to a much bigger extent than the usual "more popular side character" dynamic.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2022

Objectively I feel streaming is superior to TV in almost every way, but god I do kinda wish there was still that grab bag of turning on the TV without checking the schedule.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2022

I don't like the implications of this

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2022

5 TICKETS TO

HIT ENTERTAINMENT LOGO HISTORY (1983-2017) PLEASE

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2022

Sad that Jojo Siwa most likely won't be returning for Nick Kart 3, I was looking forwards to driving in her iconic car

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2022

I was looking up "sports" to make a snappy reply to the COH status below, but for some reason Google won't let you look up "sports" like a normal Google search.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2022

The editing on the first part of this video (before it becomes an AMV) is weirdly ominous

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2022

We are submitting a Mario & Luigi stage, and a modern Paper Mario stage!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

I'd imagine that these two would be less like the Ice Climbers and act as a single unit. If one gal is launched, she'll grab the other to force her along for the ride. Also for gown designs (if that alt is added, anyway), I imagine they'd look fairly raggedy. The two beat each other enough that...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2022

This song does not fit the context it's made for whatsoever (a title screen where [REDACTED] stands outside her house on a sunny day, looks at birds, and occasionally performs tricks) - but it's the exact type of music I'd imagine to fit the experience of being trapped in IP ownership hell.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2022

Felt like making a custom NASB menu/CSS background - specifically for Corniel and Bernie, two characters who's show (Watch My Chops! AKA Corniel and Bernie) aired as an import show on the American Nicktoons network in the 2000s, but were a pretty big deal here in the UK where they aired on CBBC at prime after-school hours. I went with them partially because of how specific they are to the UK while also having Nick ties, but also because their show's aesthetic is REALLY cool.

3D art source, not mine of course: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/ELyYa4

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2022

I like that the Pac-Man wiki doesn't have an article for Pac-Mom, the entire fandom has unanimously decided to pretend it's just Ms. Pac-Man and nothing happened

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2022

I misread the MVS RTC thread as rating Harry Hill, a British comedian who does very simple kid humour.

Man, I'd play MVS if they added Harry Hill. TV Burp was on Cartoon Network after all

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2022

My main prediction for NASB's DLC is that one of the packs will be Jimmy, Timmy, and a second FOP rep. It feels too perfect to me - Jimmy and Timmy are associated with one another thanks to their own crossovers and the Unite games, the DLC packs come in 3, there's already a second (first?) JN rep to put the shows on equal terms, FOP has one of the biggest and most varied casts in any Nick show (to the point where you could easily make a devoted platform fighter for it) - but then again this could just be a wacky Smash pattern theory with no merit.

Either way, I do think Timmy is coming. If they can afford to get Jim Cummings and Tom Kenny doing voices they can almost certainly get the international distribution rights to fairy boy.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2022

I dunno why people were shocked Minions did well with an older, childless demographic - like

Sequel to a movie from 7 years ago, and features characters who debuted 12 years ago
A franchise stereotyped as being enjoyed by middle aged to elderly women
A concept inherently tied to dark humour
A 1970s period piece

Like, I understand being shocked by how well it did with older demographics, but not that it did well with older demographics at all.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2022

QUICK GUYS

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2022

I don't know if this was made for the trailer or something that already exists in Smite, but I like how Zeus' coffee mug in the Nicktoons trailer says "hey, Zeus!" in reference to the Spanish pronunciation of Jesus. Feels like the sort of censor-pushing joke they would've had in one of the Heck episodes of Rocko.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2022

So, is SMSB the first creation thread not already themed around original content to have an OC creation round for its main roster? I know there were a few OC jobs on Infinite, but not for playable fighters.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2022

I don't think Nick crossovers after NASB getting a higher budget is a sign that Nick have favouritism and moreso that they didn't realise the value of things like VA and unique costumes until the NASB backlash.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2022

Fun fact: as much as clapping in a cinema is a taboo in the UK.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2022

I will die on this hill

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2022

Seeing people upset Sora got in Smash because of Disney is so funny

"Who put their soulless corporation in my soulless IP showcase game?"

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2022

the perfect video game

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2022

The weather & time feature in SMSB means people in that universe know what the Cap Kingdom looks like at daytime... that's certainly something, and somehow more out there than the idea of Nintendo canonising the Mario movie; Super Show; Project M; and Tetris & Dr. Mario siamese twins commercial in a game combined

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2022

Smash style slogans for all NASB characters (except Shredder and Jenny since they have those)

SpongeBob drops on the deck!
Patrick made himself a sandwich.
Sandy is out of hibernation!
Aang awakens!
Toph is ready to rock!
Korra restores balance!
Lincoln gets loud!
Lucy appears from the shadows!
Leonardo leads!
Michelangelo is a party dude!
April O'Niel on the scene!
Ren & Stimpy slip past the censors!
Powdered Toast Man is ready to rise and shine!
Invader Zim brings the DOOM!
CatDog are more than one!
Reptar isn't toying around!
Nigel Thornberry gets wild!
Helga shoves it!
Danny Phantom is gonna catch them all!
Oblina freaks out!
Garfield joins the family!
Hugh Neutron makes time for bonding!
Rocko will do something very not nice!

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2022

It's weird that people use Ridley as the "ultimate proof" Smash is devoted to fans, because from my memory most people (or at least the most vocal people, not like that changes anything) LOATHED the idea of Ridley in Smash before Ultimate - not even in a "cool, but not gonna happen" way, just a "please don't do this, it'd suck" way.

Not to mention that some fans DGAF about character additions, let alone not wanting Ridley.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2022

I wish more platformer games would just embrace the genre's "kiddy" image - the fact every mascot has to fight an eldritch god and be part of some ancient prophecy just reeks to me of "hey look, we're just as cool as Call of Auto and Grand Theft Duty!"

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