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Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2022

I started on a 10-per-company Smash roster like

Geno Boost , and while I don't think I'll finish it I may as well post my Microsoft segment since that was the part I disliked the most in Boost's.

Master Chief
Arbiter
Steve
Marcus Fenix
Clippy
Doomguy
Spider Mastermind
Crash Bandicoot
Dingodile
Captain Price

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2022

If my Mushroom Underground stage wins in SMSB, I'll probably try to push for Mario 2 and 3 Underground stages at later points, which would also have layouts tied to their respective overworlds.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2022

I kinda like to see Sora in Smash as the game's representation of licensed games moreso than another RPG rep.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2022

I don't think I'll allow non-game Disney content for Sora in Bonus DLC, but I may have "animation"; "princesses" and/or "mice" as a Sora prompt for 1st parties.

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2022

Play-to-earn was one thing, but now you've gone too damn far, CEO.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2022

It always annoys me when people draw what kid characters would look like as adults and they're still wearing the same clothes they worse as kids. No way Ness is walking around with that neon-red hat and dinky backpack as an adult.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2022

I never got why toys to life games only allowed certain worlds and stories to be visited by their respective characters. Defeats the point of a crossover really.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2022

Still can't get over the fact I tried to submit an Infinite character who couldn't possibly be interpreted as a joke or "out-there pick" by any means of the word including from the perspective of DLC marketability and he was still called a joke.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2022

Every Microsoft buyout gets us further and further away from Clippy in Smash...

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2022

I think I'd prefer the Nether as a seperate stage over another Minecraft World form.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2022

Ranked voting is honestly way easier to keep track of than non-Strawpoll unranked voting.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2022

SmashBoards creates: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Bonus DLC!

Home Bay Tokyo to Shrine Total War Masked Lucina Mirage Chrom Team Rocket Grunt Casino Luigi Sonic (Racing Suit) Assist Trophy - BD Joe (Crazy Taxi) Will spawn & follow checkpoints that are also spawned on stage doing damage to those who cross his path.

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We are submitting Chemical Plant Zone music and voting on alt costumes (again!) + assist trophies.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2022

If NASB does a season pass I would probably get it despite hating season passes - there aren't many Nickelodeon characters I'd outright be offended of the inclusion of, and the only bad outcome I can see for which characters get in DLC is just a way-too-high amount of Avatar characters.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2022

We are submitting a newcomer from the Paper Mario series and retro stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

DK Items Coconut Chill This is a healing item that produces a coconut that you can throw at opponents that freezes Crash Guard This is a reskin of the Back shield

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Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2022

We are submitting retro stages and Paper Mario newcomers! Also, Fawful's Final Smash!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

DK Items Coconut Chill This is a healing item that produces a coconut that you can throw at opponents that freezes Crash Guard This is a reskin of the Back shield

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Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2022

Out of all the Game-&-Watch-fication moveset reworks I've ever seen, this sole move change is the one that offends me the most. This simple image speaks volumes about Smash fan revamps and how much they miss the point.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2022

If Terry getting in Smash was a wakeup call to Nintendo fans that the gaming world doesn't revolve around Nintendo, Miner Willy; Monty Mole; Hungry Horace; or another microcomputer character would be an air raid siren - especially given their very existence contradicts the "ROB saved all of gaming!" exaggeration.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2022

I had a go at a Fighter Pass that would represent the most major parts of gaming history either untouched or underutilised by Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2022

Timmy Turner not being in NASB makes perfect sense actually - you expect him to be there, but then the opposite happens! Classic Hartmanian humour.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2022

game theory: parappa is pyjama sam

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2022

We are submitting sports items, Game Boy allies, basketball and Sarasaland music, and event matches for the 64 veterans!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

DK Items Coconut Chill This is a healing item that produces a coconut that you can throw at opponents that freezes Crash Guard This is a reskin of the Back shield

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Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2022

Dwayne "The Grotesque Fantasy Tree Chimera" Johnson

Janx_uwu · May 5, 2022

Replaced my Venasuar Ivy alt with Bulbasuar in the Bonus DLC thread - however, I'd like to keep Proto Man if he is still eligible (not sure since you didn't say anything about it for a while)

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2022

A lot of NFT art I feel I can literally smell. Smells like an outdoor grey market - next to a butcher's shop and abandonded VHS store that's sign hasn't removed since 2004, inside a seaside city already damned by pollution and factory smokestacks as is - where they're selling fake Pokémon cards with way too many holographic flowers, and novelty T-shirts of childhood heroes consuming illegal substances.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2022

	NOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST PREFER 90S CARTOONS WITH FART JOKES OVER MODERN/2000'S CARTOONS WITH EPIC STORIES! BOOMER! NOSTALGIA BLIND! 90S KID!
	i am younger than you by 4 years

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2022

if white cartoon gloves originated from minstrel shows that means classic mode in smash ends with you defeating racism

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2022

I feel a Donkey Kong + Wario crossover platformer would be really cool.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2022

The reasons I prefer NASB over Smash are...

Air dashing and wavedashing
Insane speed
Seperate strongs and lights
Fun projectile mechanics
Hitstun high enough to perform meaningful combos at a low level
Low input lag
Good online
Movesets not held back by source accuracy or gimmicks
Brighter, more stylised graphics
Doesn't take itself seriously aesthetically or tonally
Roster primarily consisting of non-combatants; retro characters; and hideous freaks
Consistent as a crossover
Doesn't overhype its fighters
That sick air-taunt getup attack thing
Could potentially have Rocko
Does not have Pyra & Mythra

The only place where it counts I think Ultimate succeeds is the stage selection, I can't speak on items until their update releases.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2022

If they try again at a console Family Guy game, it should be a WarioWare clone where the main difference from WarioWare (other than the adult humour and direct pop culture references) is that the microgames can vary in length greatly, and the story is told between the cutaway gag microgames instead of at the beginning and end of each level.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2022

This is the best compliment a soulless algorith has ever given me. "Your viewing preferences are too niche and specific for us to market to you!"

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2022

One YouTube Poop quote that always stuck with me was "Family Guy, Marge, is a troll! But we can't blame you because you have goooood intentions!"

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2022

I have a really cool idea for a mini-creation thread, and it's simple enough to coexist with SMSB without taking attention away from it.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2022

We are submitting event matches for the 64 veterans and animations for Bowser! + DK item voting!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

DK Items Coconut Chill This is a healing item that produces a coconut that you can throw at opponents that freezes Crash Guard This is a reskin of the Back shield

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Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2022

I know the term "X Good Y Bad" predates the Minecraft meme by years, but it still gave me major whiplash to see this title on the Rocko episode list.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2022

I think one of the problems with Smash discussion is that it's one of the biggest budget franchises from a company known for and open about making most of their products cheaply, and primarily features characters from older; ubiquitous; or niche games - and therefore it's judged from the same standards as the smaller games it represents and shares Nintendo Direct space with because its fans aren't familiar with Smash's proper triple A peers, and never stop to think of Smash as a big; hypermarketed product that needs a high level of scrutiny just because it doesn't have Dorito bag promotions like Halo and CoD, while also assuming all games could have as much content as Smash regardless of budget or niche factor.

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