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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2022

I like how Nintendo have gotten so bad with preservation that saying "piracy is bad" is equally as much of a taboo in Nintendo fandom circles today as saying "Sonic is good" would be in 1993.

As it should be, mind you.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2022

Someday I'd like to play Sonic 1 with an Atari 2600 controller.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2022

Garfielf is only 532091 views away from being more popular than the most viewed official Garfield video on YouTube

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2022

Why didn't the new PlayStation movies logo use the PS1 startup sound? That's the most goosebump-inducing sound in the world, imagine it on big IMAX speakers

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2022

The most viewed YouTube video with Big Chungus in the title is a slasher movie scene of a bunny mascot chainsawing a school bus full of kids

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2022

The old Fox ADHD videos have really good instrumentals and I really want to listen to them without lyrics about piss in super soakers and artificially-produced-anxiety-for-the-sake-of-marketing

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2022

This might be the most ominous OOC YouTube thumbnail ever

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2022

I still can't get over the fact someone accidentally covered an obscure silver-age Simpsons song in the middle of a Pokémon medley because of SiIvaGunner.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2022

yo why is pinocchio in nasb i thought he was disney

this wont make any sense if you havent seen the trailer... and less sense if you have

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2022

Collectable-based stage progression walls are a great way to make me lose interest in your linear game.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2022

Part of the reason Disney+ was so successful was because Disney put almost all of their popular PG-rated content on the service day 1. (barring stuff like The Muppet Show that they may have needed to give royalties or contact estates over; or Fox content with longstanding pre-buyout exclusitivity deals)

Nintendo could learn a lot from that.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

The only things I miss from Ultimate having switched to NASB are the stage and music rosters.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

I really hope the UK Blue's Clues host is in Blue's Clues: No Way Home.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

How do you do that? I'm not asking because there's little to work with, there's a lot to work with, but rather because... if you turn the lyrics of Baby Shark (Let's go hunt, run away, safe at last) into a narriative, it's about a pack of animals hunting down their prey, how do you make that appropriate for kids as anything other than silly rhyming lyrics or a documentary? At least without making the lovable yellow infant into the story's antagonist.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

If Banjo was still an active series a Kazooie solo game would be really cool, but if one was announced today it'd be pretty insulting.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

Calling it now, Sonic Movie 3 is definetly the one with Shadow.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

We've all agreed to call him Richard Dastardly in the context of Multiversus, so what do we call **** in Boots come the speculation cycle for a Dreamworks platform fighter?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

I really like how Travis Strikes Again let you wear shirts of other games! That being said, if I were in charge I would've chosen better games to have shirts of, like this:

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

oh my god the nasb summit is gonna have a real life krabby patty making contest i need to tune in to this

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2022

WHY DID THEY PITCH DOWN CHIP N' DALE'S VOICES

EVEN IF YOU HAD NEVER HEARD OF CHIP N DALE BEFORE - OR EVEN THE CARTOON TROPE OF RODENTS HAVING HIGH PITCHED VOICES - YOU'D KNOW THIS IS WRONG

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

I have a soft spot for SiIvaGunner fan channels that have literally just one joke.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

That explains a lot

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

What platform fighters let you play as characters who have Funko Pops?
SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE

Pikachu
Squirtle
Pichu
Mewtwo
Sonic
Mega Man
Pac-Man
Ryu
Ken
Joker
Steve
Alex
Kazuya
Sora

MULTIVERSUS

All (known) characters except Reindog

NICKELODEON ALL-STAR BRAWL

All characters except Lincoln and Lucy

RIVALS OF AETHER

None

SLAP CITY

None

FRAYMAKERS

None

BRAWLHALLA

Hellboy
Nimue
Finn
Jake
Princess Bubblegum
John Cena
Betty Lynch
Xavier Woods
Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Asuka
Macho Man Randy Savage
The Undertaker
Stevonnie
Garnet
Amythest
Pearl
Lara Croft
Michonne
Daryl
Rick Grimes
Negan
Maggie
Po
Tigress
Michelangelo
Rapheal
Leonardo
Donatello
Ryu
Chun Li
Akuma

Therefore, we can objectively deduce that Rivals, Fraymakers and Slap City are the best platform fightsrs.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

The faux-retro box art for EarthBound Beginnings is a terrible downgrade from that of Star Fox 2. Ninten has ****ing magic wand artefacts.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

I think that rebooting a widely disliked property (like Bubsy) is a good idea, but it shouldn't be some self-depricating meta-narriative, it should be aimed at the earnest fans of that franchise, as few as there may be, and try to convert over deniers in the process, not the other way around

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

I'm starting to say "Jimmy Neutron" and "James Isaac Neutron" as a verbal tic and I am relatively worried about how this will effect my, Jimmy Neutron, life going forwards.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

is it robotrek or is it slapstick MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY SIIVER (CAPITAL i) SURFER

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

I like how the new Mario Strikers tones down the cyberpunk edge a little, but keeps the trademark high-tech imagery; sassy characters; and sporting violence. My only complaint is that I really dislike pipes and brick blocks being in the stage backgrounds.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

"This Japanese Amazon review for Curious George hits hard" is not something I expected to say... ever.

seriously though, seemingly simple things like this or a "thanks to my family for believing in me" note in a game's credits can often get to me emotionally way harder than a Shakespearian tragedy or bittersweet Pixar ending

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2022

Damn, Japanese Wikipedia is so far back on it's DK lore that it thinks Donkey Kong Country and La Planète de Donkey Kong are the same show

Translation: "Donkey Kong Country" (original title / French: La Planète de Donkey Kong; English: Donkey Kong Country; German: Donkey Kongs Abenteuer) is a TV animation based on Nintendo's video game "Donkey Kong Country" series.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

I love how pink gold is such an obscure alloy (it doesn't even have a Wikipedia page) that most Mario fans thought "Pink Gold Peach" was just an elaborate wordmash character name like "Dr. Fire Mario" after it.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

Felt like sharing the gameplay concept I made for the PBS Kids creation thread here - I tried to crank "easy to pick up, hard to master" to its most extreme conclusion and I'm really proud of it.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

The punchline barely qualifies as a punchline, and was spoiled in the title, yet I still laughed.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

i just joked about im meen on the smash infinite thread and now im starting to realise i could make a legitimate argument for meen being heavily associated with nintendos characters thanks to ytp and therefore arguably more in line with the original, and oft held by older fans, vision of smash as nintendo all stars than the majority of ultimates characters

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

This is the most terrifying thing I've ever read

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

"us government can you give me funding?"
"for space research?"
"yesssss"
actually tortures endangered lemurs by injecting the cloned brain of a ms pac man world record holder into their dna like a boss

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 13, 2022

It's kinda interesting how Battle for Bikini Bottom has basically the exact same story of nostalgic rebirth as DuckTales NES - just that one company was (relatively) smart and are using it to kickstart a sort of gaming renaissance, while the other...

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