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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2022

I dunno why when people put WarioWare characters into general Mario Kart/Tennis/Party rosters, they always choose Mona (after the obvious Ashley) - she's the most basic character in the entire subfranchise, seems weird to choose her to represent the weird subseries over say; the eldery cyborg or the 70s disco dancer.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2022

I honestly do feel Everyone is Here was a mistake, even ignoring any conception of resources and development time. Would've made Byleth (who honestly, despite being a really bad choice from a roster perspective probably has the best moveset of the DLC) sting a lot less, made DLC characters not need to stand out as much and therefore make all of them to the same standards as Byleth; Sephiroth; or Plant, and allowed Smash to continue as a series much easier and therefore make Ultimate's flaws more likely to be fixed at some point.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2022

I don't really like modern adult animation, but Smiling Friends absolutely catches my eye.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2022

"Why did they add Pyra to Smash? Her character design is so ugly!" I say while trying to encourage people to play a game with Klasky Csupo characters in it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2022

Learning more about Japanese gaming and media culture explains a lot about the weird roster choices in Smash, though it doesn't really justify most of them either.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2022

The roster for Disney Melee Mania is actually pretty good, but I must question the choice of Timon and Jasmine of all characters, at least in the context of what we know currently. The other side-over-protag choices I think were good calls though. Manticore and Bing Bong are especially good picks.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2022

Looking at the NASB box/title art makes me really glad they didn't go the Smash Mario "angrier than canon because they're fighting!" route in the actual game - Lincoln, SpongeBob, and CatDog all look... wrong

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2022

I had a dream where Nintendo replaced Mario as their mascot with the blue haired background character from the exposition comic bundled with Drill Dozer.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2022

I like the pirate AU Tawna in Crash 4 and how her darker past/personality contrasts the silly characters, I just wish they did something comical with that juxtaposition - like having her act melodramatic in wacky scenarios or such.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2022

Turns out the QR Code menes actually link to viruses and not pirated Adobe products

That's less good morally, but probably more safe legally.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2022

The new Street Fighter looks great

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2022

I'm watching some of Memeulous' recent content, there's a really comforting feeling to seeing an edgetuber I watched when I was an angsty teen grow out of cringe culture but also keep a similar sense of humour.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2022

I'm looking at shaped Cheetos on ebay, and I think this one is my favourite.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2022

idea: jurassic park fighting game, mr dna is the shoto because hes in the scene that explains how the film works and also has a humanoid figure (compared to a dinosaur)

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2022

I feel that Ren & Stimpy's Up B and Down B should've had their themes swapped in NASB, a fart makes more sense for an explosive recovery and the History Eraser Button makes more sense for a risky but rewarding kill move.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2022

Honestly I don't really see any reason to care about a future Smash - the series is turning (has turned?) from a platform fighting game into "hey look! he did the thing he does in the game!", and with the emphasis on hype and recency my retro and obsucre most wanteds have no chance in hell (and even if they did they'd be done dirty by source material accuracy)

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2022

I feel if Smash was to bring back custom moves, they should go all-out insane and boss-fight tier with them, stuff that could never fly in competitive play.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2022

Skylanders would have a much better reputation today if Spyro wasn't in it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2022

It's almost unhuman how much restraint Toby Fox has with Undertale's popularity - sure, he's not exactly Bill Watterson, but he could be doing brand deals and crossovers left and right if he wanted to.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2022

If Diddy Kong Racing was revived, I honestly don't think Banjo and Conker OR Dixie and Tiny should return, it should be all original characters and Diddy, more in a self-contained "Diddy Kong Racing world" than the "Donkey Kong world" or "Rare world".

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2022

I wish Nintendo wasn't so scared of having multiple series of a single genre nowdays - though the racing game I'm interested in isn't F-Zero but rather Excitebike.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2022

I really like the retro Namco themes in Pac-Man 99 but god are they overpriced.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2022

"The Bob's Burgers Movie will be the first 2D animated Disney movie since 2011" is an extremely cursed piece of trivia.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2022

Live Action Toy Story 2 walked so Shrek Retold could run

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2022

What is "Pikachu the Movie"? It's not the company, there's no such company as Pikachu the Movie, it's not the movies, they're called Pokémon and not Pikachu, and it's not the short films because the logo plays after them.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2022

We just need Freddy Fazbear in a platform fighter and then ThomasMarioFan's wish will finally come true

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2022

I do have faith NASB will pick up a lot of steam come crossplay and VA - though a permanent sale would also be huge for it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2022

People make a lot of fuss over Tiny's Paon redesign, and justifiably so, but Klump got it just as bad IMO

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2022

Imagine unironically calling someone immoral for buying a game.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2022

If I was to try a traditional fighter, it's probably be Them's Fightin' Herds, I like the artstyle; I like playing quadrupeds; and it suppisedly has a really good tutorial.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2022

The character gimmicks I like in (platform) fighting games are when it's just the way they're shaped or move - like a vehicle/mech fighter, quadrupedal fighter, serpentine fighter, wheelchair-bound fighter, so on.

I'm not opposed to gameplay gimmicks, but I feel they can be risky for game-based crossovers.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2022

You know a Nintendo series that could work if turned into a crossover?

Get all the non-sapient creatures and enemies, put them in a pet sim, and you've got a masterpiece

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2022

if i had a penny for every famous fictional whale named after pp i'd have 2 pennies

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2022

I've been playing Kaze and the Wild Masks lately, really enjoying it, but god the backgrounds in this game look empty - might just be a subconcious thing since it was DKC inspired and DKC has really elaborate backgrounds, but still.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2022

I kinda miss alternate versions of games - like you could buy the latest Sonic game on DS and get a completely different experience from the PS3 version.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 9, 2022

I think about the Froot Loops sleep experiment advert too much

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