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silenthunder · Jan 3, 2022

I can't double post to tell people that care, but I added a poll of characters I see requested a lot. Could you check it out?
Edit: Sorry a lot of your characters were left out. It was probably my first time seeing them requested is why.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 3, 2022

I don't know how to properly describe it, but I feel people assign way too much imaginary psychology to opponents in online games - disconnect after a loss, you're salty; disconnect after a win, you're smug

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2022

I've always found it funny how the stereotypical music of a slapstick cartoon is super wacky, fast-paced music with spring sound samples and frequent use of "Shave and a Haircut", but Looney Tunes/Tom & Jerry cartoons tended to have stuff like Greensleeves as the BGM

this is hyperbole i am aware that greensleeves is a completely different type of classical composition from the types used for theatrical cartoons

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2022

When humanity finally slows down climate change to the point where it's no longer a threat, stores will be littered with wacky novelty shirts like "I SURVIVED GLOBAL WARMING" and "CLIMATE CHANGE WORLD TOUR 1985 TO 2038", possibly enough crap to restart the cycle.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2022

Number 15: Krusty Krab Fin Seaweed

The last thing you'd want in your Krusty Krab Krabby Patty is someone else's fin fungus, but as it turns out that might be what you get

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2022

Damn, Butch Hartman's influence is really rubbing off on Tara Strong...

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2022

I feel attempts at making rosters for "a Microsoft version of Smash" almost always have absurd Rare bias.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2022

So why does that one SpongeBob group image have a giant sign that says "DOWN!"?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2022

I decided to bite the bullet and order Colours Ultimate - nobody's really been talking about it post-patch but it seems all the seizure stuff is gone at least.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2022

Google Docs files really like to bump themselves on Google Drive's latest filter for some reason

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2022

I would watch this as a movie

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2022

Beyond Melee justifying the removal of Whispy's wind from Dream Land in-universe by turning it into an industrial area where all the trees are dead is grade A dark humour

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2022

Oh god, if Clippy and Hatsune Miku are elegible for Smash, that means a Bored Ape is too...

Never mind, I'm closing the "non-game technology for Smash" bag of worms.

jk i still want clippy

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2022

This video reminds me a lot of this image in the best possible way.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2022

BANDANA NFDEE

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2021

I have no clue why anyone would call 64 worse than Brawl - I can understand calling it worse than Ultimate, 3DS, or Wii U at least, but not Brawl.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2021

Since Winnie the Pooh is now in the public domain, that theoretically means that, if Tigger and elements originating from the Disney adaptations were removed, someone could sell a remake of Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby as a paid product? Surely the gameplay and name is too generic to trademark, right?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2021

Considering that Sonic is unpopular in Japan, I have to wonder why they still develop the games in-house at Sega Japan instead of outsourcing them to studios in countries where Sonic's cultural influence is more felt.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2021

"I don't wanna name names but..."
Name you didn't want to name:

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2021

Dragaux and Rabbid Peach are the only Switch-introduced 1st party characters I'd be happy about in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2021

The Credits 2 theme from CN PTE XL slaps way harder than it has any right to.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 30, 2021

I don't think any one game series has had a worse history in box art than Bubble Bobble and Bust-A-Move.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 30, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 30, 2021

"BTS? More like BS!" has never been more true.

In all seriousness though, I don't get this - BTS' fans are all young and progressive, basically the opposite of a cryptotechbro, and the people in the techbro sphere are the very people who would want to make fun of BTS - who is this for? Same case with the Cookie Run NFTs.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 30, 2021

I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE'S OFFICIAL DESPACITO SPIDER MECHANDISE

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2021

As much as I love obscure throwbacks, it would probably be smart to limit the cameos in Learning with Pibby to the super well known, long running cartoons. If you've been waiting since 2002 for new Sheep in the Big City content and what you get is the characters being turned into shadow demons, it's gonna come off as a bigger insult than continuing to let the show rot in the vault. Plus the "corrupted childhood" horror aspect doesn't really work if you have no clue who the characters are.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2021

Knowing Sonic isn't popular at all in Japan explains so much... like too much even. Almost every Sonic-related mystery in the back of my head is explained by this.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2021

I honestly believe Penny Arcade is less funny than CAD.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2021

I think making Garfield's lasagna a competitive stage in NASB was a genius move, because the sheer absurdity of the theming makes it just as good a casual stage as competitive.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2021

NASB Switch online has been really active today, like wow - and some of these players are really good too - I've come across a lot of very strong Garfields.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2021

I don't know if the Wario Land devs intentionally gave Wario a character arc, but I do really like this reading of the series - especially when you take WarioWare (where Wario has a large group of friends who usually show him respect) into account as happening after WL.

Wario Franchise Fan Blog

A thing I find really cool about Wario Land 1-4 is that, when you look at them, you can actually map out how Wario himself develops from a villainous, jealous Mario rival, to a anti-hero and his own…

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Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2021

I read this advert the wrong way and thought Namco were insulting the very games they were advertising

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2021

I think Windows alone could actually make a pretty cool fighting roster. The Office Assistants, their Bob counterparts, Inori Aizawa, the SkiFree yeti, Purbles, the default PFPs from XP, the default wallpapers from 7, Chip McCallahan, so on... and that's not even getting to characters from third party applications like Vocaloid or Mavis Beacon.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2021

Oh god, my Maddenposting earlier this month is gonna look bad now...

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