Champion of Hyrule

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 19, 2021

one day I was buying metrroid dread at a gamestop and someone came up to me and said “metroid dread isn’t worth 60 dollars!” and than I said “your mom isn’t worth 60 dollars!” and he startid to cry and ran out of the store and the employee clapped and said “you can have the game for free!” and gave it to me and then creative director of metroid dread josé luis marquez was there and

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 19, 2021

Why is it that whenever a bird does something really stupid and dangerous it’s a magpie? I have no idea how or why I noticed this pattern but I remember seeing a bunch in the bear cage at the zoo right next to the bear, and also some in dog parks by the dogs. I also remember seeing one right in the middle of the road not moving when a car went right next to it. And I don’t think I’ve ever seen that happen with other kinds of birds

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 18, 2021

Sora’s whole “dramatic finish” thing is just creepy

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 18, 2021

Brawnfan1’s sora moveset is infinitely better than the one we actually got

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 18, 2021

Anime ogres before shrek

Anime ogres after shrek

Coincidence? I think not.
He taught us ogres can be sexy

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 18, 2021

Never mind

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 18, 2021

Frickin sora releases today and I don’t even think I’ve seen any profile posts, or even any posts about it today

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 18, 2021

Creation threads will either pick just the hype newcomers and neglect the essential characters or do just boring and uninteresting ones

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 18, 2021

The “unpopular smash opinions” thread really shows how people have no idea what an unpopular opinion is

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 18, 2021

MORALLY AMBIGUOUS MARIO BE LIKE

LET’S PERHAPS MAYBE GO IF I FEEL LIKE IT TODAY

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 17, 2021

I got payed today and decided to buy a PS4 so I checked gamestop and some other local store but they didn't have any... even though they had ps5's.
i guess no one except for me doesnt have a ps4 and wants to buy one anymore lol

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 17, 2021

ridge wallet when you keep a perfectly good leather wallet instead of switching to a metal one where all your cash is visible for no absolutely ****ing reason

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 17, 2021

I actually watched this ****ing movie as a kid and my tiny child brain actually kind of liked it.

needless to say i was pretty shocked when i grew older and found it listed on those “worst animated bootleg movies” lists

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 16, 2021

I found a website where you enter your birth date and it finds the most popular song the week of your fourteenth birthday because it apparently defines your life.

and I got old town road I don’t know if that’s an amazing or terrible thing

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 16, 2021

okay that’s it now I’m emulating all the n64 games nintendo is charging 50 dollars for, even the ones I don’t care about like ****ing winback

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 16, 2021

Seeing as how he got first place in the poll, sora is objectively a good pick for the last character.

You can disagree that he was a good pick, but you can't disagree that he was good as a last pick

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 16, 2021

been a while since I’ve seen one of these memes these were hilarious

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 16, 2021

guys can i play nba 2k before nba 1k or does the story carry on between games

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 16, 2021

So all the support threads are just being shut down? I don’t see why they can’t just stay up seeing as how a lot of communities and friendships on this site are based around the threads and might be awkward elsewhere. And the threads are mostly for discussions of the series anyway.

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 16, 2021

Kinda weird how morioh from jjba part 4 is apparently a “tourist site” even though it’s just a random small town in japan. If people are vacationing in japan I don’t really think they’d want to go to a random small town to see a rock that looks like a face

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 16, 2021

Whenever I have to do a “Shoryuken motion” in fighting games, I always just do down-forward twice.
it’s really inconvenient when that’s also the motion of a super combo the character has but hey it works

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 16, 2021

Can’t believe mat pat hasn’t made any videos on squid game yet. Might be because the entire first season dropped at once but it’s still pretty surprising. Especially because (I don’t know if it’s just my recommendations but) if you look up “film theory” on youtube a squid game video made by someone else is like, the third thing that pops up

i mean he’ll probably have like five out by the time everyone’s done talking about it though lmao

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 16, 2021

I don’t know where people seemed to have gotten this idea that most of the smash community wants “fourth party” characters but it’s ridiculous. Its the same as it’s always been any barely anyone wants those.

I’m guessing they saw a few people saying donald and goofy should have been in sora’s taunts and from that somehow grew to think a majority of the community wants non-game characters to be playable now

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 15, 2021

I pretty much never watch saberspark anymore but I watch like every video on his saberspark 64 channel

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 15, 2021

I liked a bunch of memes making fun of NFT artists and now google keeps giving me cryptocurrency adds

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 15, 2021

It may seem really weird when fact checking sites put a false information warning on the smallest things that don’t matter at all but seeing as how people on the internet will believe literally anything I don’t blame them.

Remember when an obvious satire twitter account said that 4000 people died because a minions game removed the ability to call 911? It obviously didn’t happen because it would be on national news if it did, but for some weird reason there were actually a lot of people who believed it or wondered if it was real and they weren’t even joking

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 15, 2021

Oh my god they literally more doubled it just for a handful of n64 games and two sega genesis games that aren’t already available on switch. I don’t know why I’m surprised by this. **** nintendo and **** sega for agreeing to this.

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 15, 2021

Even if I really like a youtuber, I’ll never watch their “shorts” videos

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 15, 2021

I like how the chug jug with you song literally sounds exactly like the song it’s a parody of

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 15, 2021

I know this’ll sound weird but when I first played ace attorney trilogy it took me so long to get through the game (in fact almost a year because I took really long breaks between cases and played games in between. I almost stopped playing at turnabout big top) that it almost felt like the games were a stage of my life. It’s been months since I’ve last beat the trilogy and yet I still get such a surreal feeling when I think about how I finished the game. I’m sure it’ll be much more surreal when I beat great ace attorney chronicles and the games with apollo justice

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 14, 2021

Isn’t konami using the name “castlevania advance collection” technically infringing on nintendo’s copyright since they own the name “gameboy advance”? Knowing nintendo, it’s a little strange they let them use the name and come to other platforms

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 14, 2021

I hate how smash wiki lists spirits for each series by class and not number

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 14, 2021

I feel like vertical shooters are pretty fun a lot of the time but I have never enjoyed a horizontal shooter. I don’t know if it’s just a coincidence or the movement has something to do with it but, on average, horizontal shooters are way less interesting than vertical ones

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 14, 2021

Hey girl, are you today’s date? Because you’re thoorsdayie

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 13, 2021

I think a super smash bros movie could actually be pretty good, just as long as they don’t turn it into a nintendo cinematic universe or something. Maybe have the mario characters as they appear in the animated movie and the pokemon as they appear in the anime (I don’t really think detective pikachu would work) or even sonic as he appears in the movies if they want to include him but that’s it and making movies for every IP included would be a pretty bad idea.

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 13, 2021

I don’t know why people, aside from memes, say kirby has complicated lore. Like there are people who aren’t joking when they say it has some of the most complicated lore out of all nintendo series but that’s really not true.

Sure it has a lot of things that are weirdly creepy and a little dark for a kids game and there’s some lore but I don’t really think it’s that complicated like some people say it is

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 13, 2021

I do think NASB should get voice acting if they get the budget for it but I don’t really think it should have that many voice lines for each character. Not any more than smash ultimate does.

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 13, 2021

I feel like aang in NASB should have had the same “gimmick” Byleth’s moveset had with air being for his up and neutral attacks, water and fire being for his side attacks and earth being for his down attacks. Or maybe have fire for his down attacks and just don’t have him use earth moves since toph has those

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 12, 2021

Kinda weird how they titled it "mass effect legendary edition" but the game includes the whole trilogy. It makes it sound like it's just a remaster of one game not the whole trilogy and I actually thought it was at one point lol. But for real, it's pretty weird for a remaster of a whole trilogy

Champion of Hyrule · Oct 12, 2021

Adding a deltarune character before all the chapters are released, or at least a majority of the chapters, would be a terrible idea

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