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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 15, 2021

"Subversive" social media account managers must be having a nightmare with NFTs - the hip, edgy teen-to-20s youth crowd they're aiming for (who may even be the ones writing the posts) DESPISE these "things" (if you can even call them that) but they can't meme about it because they know the CEOs see big bucks there.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 15, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 15, 2021

Everybody talks about the 30 billion SpongeBobs, but let's not forget the 1.5 billion Mike Wazowskis needed to defeat Goku

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 15, 2021

I do believe the slower post-HAL Smash gameplay style has competitive potential, but neither Wii U nor Ultimate have really embraced the chess-like strategy such a playstyle would focus on. If Nintendo wants a competitive game (which it seems they don't), they should either go full Melee or make a distinctly slow-paced and strategic game.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2021

EVIL BRITAIN BE LIKE

QUICK KILL THE QUEEN

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2021

The thing I hate about Seth Rogen DK isn't that it doesn't fit... but rather that it does fit and I'm uncomfortable with that reality.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2021

If you got illegally sold Project M for money, does that make it a hack fraud?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2021

To me the problem with non-game characters in Smash isn't "losing the focus" but rather that it'd give Nintendo a bigger monopoly over the platform fighter genre than they already have.

One of the main reasons people were hyped about Nick Brawl was because characters like SpongeBob, Aang, the Turtles, Ren & Stimpy, e.t.c. are popular enough (if not more so) to draw as much attention as Nintendo's cast of characters - that would've been lost if Goku got in Smash beforehand and SpongeBob was on the table.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 13, 2021

Oh god... what does the one that isn't visual-only look like?

Mamboo07 · Oct 13, 2021

Since one of your most wanted fighters is the Creature thing you play as from E.V.O: Search for Eden.

How would it work as a fighter?
(Maybe Down Special makes you choose a body part to evolve in battle like a tail or horns?)

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2021

Going back to SSBU after Nick Brawl is tricky - but certainly not impossible. I'll probably focus on Nick for now.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2021

I honestly think that if Nintendo were honest about their intentions with the Ballot Waluigi probably would've made it into base game.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2021

I was looking up Sweet Cred (2000s UK candy brand with horrific mascots) and found instances of it being acknowledged by both Toby Fox and John Kricfaluski

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2021

I hate the fact that the Emoji Movie is technically a historical event.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2021

The funny thing about this OOC Kingdom Hearts clip is that it's actually lifted directly from the original film - but they forgot so many of the essential details that get across "Pooh is going to sleep and dreaming" (the changing background, the score, Pooh's pyjamas even) that it comes off as an extremely weird and much more fantastic scenario.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2021

Dh-WHO OWNS THE COPYRIGHT TO THIS? AND HOW DID THEY GET THE RIGHTS?

Tankman from Newgrounds · Oct 11, 2021

Bro, the Front Man's Mask from Squid Game looks like Andross from Star Fox SNES.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2021

The new Aquaman show has really good character designs, but is really poorly animated. Reminds me a little of Green Lovers.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2021

Are there still people out there who don't know Wikia image links usually work if everything after the file extension is removed?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2021

Is this going to be an "adopted child meets their bio parents" story told with actual respect?

Keep winning, Aardman, keep winning.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2021

The shorthands people use to refer to games is usually determined by which part of the logo is the biggest - case in point:

"PlayStation All-Stars"

"Nick Brawl"

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2021

If u like EMINEN give me a yeah

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2021

Grand Theft Auto, rated M: "Let's just act like kids don't exist and ignore that moral bag of worms"

The Adventures of Willy Beamish, clearly a kids' game: "Yeah, we can drown the brat, and his pops too."

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

I was humouring the idea of a "Donkey Kong Country Crossover" like ExplodingRabbit's Super Mario Crossover - can you imagine how broken Sonic would be in DKC? That game has tons of bumps and dents but no loops, ramps or inclines - free speed!

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

A lot millennial Nick Brawl fans have said that zoomers being unfamiliar with PTM, Oblina, e.t.c. makes them feel old - but I'm a zoomer and I knew those characters (better than my own generation's cartoons I should add) so seeing my generation not know these characters I had always thought were ubiquitous made me feel like an over-intelligent aristocrat.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

When Nick Brawl adds alts (which is confirmed, not just a datamine spoiler) I really hope they leave in the option for identical ditto matches, as someone who loves to watch CPU vs. CPU the inability to have identical characters always annoyed me in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

Generally, I don't like generic protagonists or mascots getting over more interesting side-characters - that being said, Tap Trial Girl/Yuka/Rhythm Girl would easily be my choice for a Rhythm Heaven rep in Smash

For one thing I think her generic-ness is a strength - I can't really imagine Karate Joe riding a frog, the Barista playing tennis, or the Choris Kids harvesting onions, but I could imagine Yuka doing both that and everything else other potential RH reps are known for - but also, she's just damn cute.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

I think it's really cool how what was once the lowest common denominator can becme niche and daring when it's surrounding culture fades from memory. I find the Mac Tonight adverts a good example of this, the 80s advertising landscape was all about the night life so a crooner moon riding high atop a midnight city was a safe, marketable prospect; but today advertisers focus on the daytime and abstract shapes/concepts so Mac Tonight feels like a daring, creative concept to future generations.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

You can make a game accessible to people with disabilities without comprimising difficulty or even adding an easy mode. I wish more people both for and against accessibility settings knew this.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

Wait, hold up - Legacy XP was basically a "best of" compilation of modded Brawl characters and stages... One of the most popular Brawl stages at the time of its creation was Dive to the Heart...

WAS LEGACY XP REMOVED BECAUSE OF A STAGE???

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

If I was making a Smash fangame I would straight-up have zero veterans. Generally people don't tend to play or get excited for veterans in fangames (sans mods), it feels kinda like a waste of dev time, and it makes it a lot safer copyright-wise.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

Oh my god...

SHE'S ELEGIBLE.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

cant believe they put shantae in smash instead of microshaft winblows

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

WayForward are really good at designing male characters and monsters/robots, but their female designs are hideous.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

M&Ms have been airing that damn "Scott's home early" ad for half a decade now.

God help us.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2021

My mind didn't register the "Express items" at the end of this title so I thought he was eating endangered animals.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

Honestly, I find the state of Smash today just as depressing as Sonic, even if Smash is still good.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2021

Wikipedia Deleted Articles will always be the funniest thing on the internet.

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