I find it fascinating how the dying years of Nintendo's consoles are basically a Russian roulette of Nintendo putting out either its least or most ambitious content.
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This is something I've been thinking about a bit since I posted my status about Muppets, but a lot of autistic people really don't understand what "infantilizing" means - it has nothing to do with the aesthetic or pop culture of childhood, only the lack of liberties and trust. Someone being a Caillou superfan is not infantilizing themselves nor other autistic people, infantilizing someone with autism means expecting them to not be able to function on their own as adults, and if that expectation is motivated by said autistic person (or even a neurotypical person) carrying a plushie everywhere as opposed to the autism alone, that is still infantilization. If you want proof that someone can love Barney and still be a functioning adult... who do you think MADE Barney?
The "facts don't care about your feelings" crowd is really weird to me because like, if feelings aren't important, what is? Literally everything you as a human being could strive for or against is, fundamentally, a feeling. The reason we collect facts is to find out what things are good for people's feelings and therefore should be reproduced. Do "boo hoo did i hwurt youwr fweewings??" guys just not percieve reality or something? Are they aliens from The Mystical Other Realm where emotions work completely differently?
The hard stage vs. the real hard stage
this is the Random YouTube Recommendation of all time
i cant believe apple ripped off the pokemon bus ad
is the joker making impact-font gifs an established character trait
I think having some characters being unusable like in Melee is better than having some characters being overpowered. Kirby's UP? don't use Kirby, forget he's in, leave your emotional attachment to his games at the door with your emotional attachment to any other game not in Melee, easy. Kazuya's OP? God help you, someone's gonna choose Kazuya anyway, and the internal fandom politics will never allow a ban. I'd rather have 70 Melee Kirbies in an 80 character roster than 1 Brawl Meta Knight.
wait you guys actually think skibidi toilet and cocomelon will have long term negative effects on the next generation?
i thought it was just a joke
uh oh, "view previous comments" and every user who posted is blocked.
So, the 2011 Muppets movie is basically the ultimate autism power fantasy, right? The plot is literally just a guy hyperfixating on some weird nostalgic relic from before he was born so hard that he completely revives the franchise.
do you think that whenever the hell-industrial-complex is called out for using solitary damnnation and fireboarding, satan sends cute, emotionally manipulative cerberus fluff pieces to the press to distract people?
I like how barely anything using PD Mickey has come out, but even then pretty much everyone who has anything planned has agreed "Yes, Felix exists in this universe too"
I especially love it when they incorporate Julius and figure out how to distinguish him from Felix.
teacher: ok class today we're going to finger paint
kid named kane: "i'm taking the credit"
On September 28, one will die
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From that last post, I've started Googling "does Minecraft have insert animal or mythical creature here" non-stop and I'm very surprised by what they don't have. Apparently the reason for not putting in sharks is "they're misunderstood, and we don't want to encourage people to kill sharks", which is fair buuuut... if sharks don't kill people in real life, can't you just make it so that sharks don't kill Steves?
It never really dawned upon me how weird it it is that Minecraft doesn't have official dinosaur mobs, not even a fictional species or as a part of a mob vote - hell, they don't even have a non-boss dragon mob. I'm pretty sure that paleo kids and Minecraft kids are a circular venn diagram.
i cant believe nobody ever checked every commerical mascot ever's copyright. they're all public domain, each and every one of them (HYPERBOLE), and i'm the first guy to catch on, i feel like i'm in that one movie big joel talked about one time about the guy with the magic glasses but instead of propaganda made by an alien illuminati it's the legal status of fictional cartoon characters made to sell children high-calorie food.
how have i never heard of the dilberito until now.
I really do not like Toy Story 4, but I'm gonna defend it in one regard: Gabby Gabby did nothing wrong. If an elderly woman (antique toy) tried to knife (send Goosebumps dolls after) me in the street (antique store filled with funny Pixar easter eggs) because she desperately needed a kidney (voice box) donated, I am going to DONATE THE KIDNEY (voice box) GOD DAMN IT. SHE NEEDS THE KIDNEY (voice box) MORE THAN ME!!!
oh no, this is the worst news that could have possibly happened.
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I haven't seen Digital Circus 2 yet, buuuut are people actually surprised that Jax is being a douchebag? I thought it was pretty obvious from the pilot that he was more just a richard with no redeeming qualities than a lovable rascal.
my only thoughts about the switch 2 is "for the love of god DO NOT MAKE A NEW SMASH GAME (unless you rework the way the series is marketed)"
I love CTRNF, it's one of my all-time favourite games, but god damn the Golden Wumpa might be one of the worst designed mechanics in any games I've ever played, it basically just rewards going slow and not taking shortcuts
oh hey the nasb thread is finally arguing over an actual objective fact and not subjective opinion
i think this is worse
I'm learning Godot, and...
1. This is inexplicably easier than Scratch, the baby coding language for babies
2. It's going to be hard to resist chortling at "Extending member variables"
please youtube stop showing me the grinning tv man, i hate him.
"There's too many changes waaaaaaaaaaaaa im a crybaby strawman"
WHY DID YOU ASK FOR A REMAKE AND NOT A PORT THEN??????
I have not seen a bigger "they knew" YouTube thumbnail since Framerater's CD-i video.
I was planning to do an "every GBA Disney game ranked" list on Backloggd, but the first 2 games I ran into were:
- Tokyo DisneySea, an unlocalised dialog driven rock paper scissors game
- Aladdin, a port I can very clearly tell has awesome source material despite not having played it, but is so poorly optimised that it makes me want to die (in a joking sense)
Been thinking about Foodfight a lot since that documentary came out, and looking at the infamously misleading DVD cover, I feel like there's a very specific aesthetic from the early 2010s, Frutiger Aero adjacent but without the futuristic element, nobody really talks about, that only really existed in promo material for bargain bin kids' media, where it's all curved barren terrain on perfect blue skies with perfect, individually rendered green grass - I assume this is the subconcious result of Windows XP Bliss being burned into everyone's heads for a whole decade
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Say what you want about WB pushing "evil Superman", but at least that's something that logically makes sense on a basic level in-universe instead of being based on external fandom knowledge, and has not replaced the original character completely, "evil Scrappy Doo" is neither.
I don't get why people treat Sora getting in Smash as if it's some kind of selfless charity donation? Even if you don't share my view that Namco Smash, and especially the Ballot, is very cynical and marketing-driven; completely ignore/don't know that Sakurai has gone on record to saying Sora's negotiations were a matter of chance and not effort; and come up with some kind of gatekeepy reason as to why the many, many fans who didn't want Sora don't count, people act like this was equivalent to Nintendo feeding a billion orphans and not just an Exciting Gaming Moment.
guys, it's disney's the black hole (1979, rated pg for the first time ever) day!
Peak storytelling really
they should've put dry bones in skylanders instead of dk and bowser. that would've been epic.
I don't like how whenever Nintendo fans talk about non-Smash Nintendo crossovers, it's always Nintendo-to-Nintendo, with the exception of maybe Sonic or something. Get weird with it, you know? Give me a Pokemon Conquest or a Mario + Rabbids. Come up with a cartoon or anime crossover or something.
It's really funny to me that the Game Awards started as a segment on Spike TV. Every award, every reveal, every tear of pride or jealousy, is the legacy of CAN YOU FART SO HARD YOUR B- -
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