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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2024

You know something PSASBR had that modern platfighters should implement?

First-to-score mode. You get that statisfying/dreadful "last hit" to close a match, but keep the player-inclusiveness of time mode.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2024

when is rate their chances mvs coming back.

i loved giving points to the supidest, most loosely connected **** i could find. i love the number 0!

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2024

I haven't played MVS, and don't think it looks very good, but honestly if there's any platform fighter that should have a League of Legends-sized roster, it should be this one - primarily casual appeal, big emphasis on character interactions, really vague criteria for character inclusion that covers multiple fandoms - quantity is the way to go here.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2024

Just saying, MVS devs, you have the perfect Yoshi's Story equivalent right here

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2024

so did people just kinda forget that the fnaf guy donated to trump

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2024

dunno why youtube thought i should watch a playthrough of the master system game "dragon wang" but i'm glad it did.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2024

Every review I've seen of NASB2 is just

Make fun of NASB1
Explain slime admittedly well
Describe genre-norm mechanics that predate Ultimate and were in the first NASB as "stunning new twists on the formula"
Some sort of whine about cut characters and/or playercounts
Like and subscribe

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2024

When you think about it, this iconic image has very chilling existential implications. Imagine if your Truman Show epiphany was kicked off by being visited by a past version of yourself, somehow aware while present-day you isn't, attempting to tearily-eyed enact violent retribution for not being entertaining enough to watch.

I'm not sure how ironic I'm being here. More than half on either the ironic or sincere scale, but certainly not 100%, and I have no clue which is dominant

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2024

streaming services and digital video platforms when they see the release and/or production order of a tv show (they even do this if it's serialised)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 8, 2024

If people are having trouble with which Mickey shorts colours they can use today, god help artists in 2082 trying to figure out which Bart shirts they can use.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 8, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2024

NASB2 lets you have 5 second long battles. It's surprisingly fun and suspenseful, if the game had better loading times I'd play it as a mode frequently.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2024

I'm in the mood for more Smash dunkposting.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2024

I feel like Giga Bowser in Melee was the only time edgy Smash single-player worked, because he was the one who felt out of place, instead of the characters you're playing as feeling out of place.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2024

I am partially responsible for this ewaste and did not recieve a single penny.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2024

playable sega logo in smash with moves based on all the funny logo variants would be good

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2024

chucky got in roblox before mortal kombat

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2024

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2024

this is gonna sound like sacrelige but a kaiju donkey kong game would go hard.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2024

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2024

I find it weird how a lot of platformer fandoms - specifically Rayman and Mega Man, to name two - actively want their favourite characters to be corporate mascots in the same way Mario and Sonic are. Even putting aside the very topical and complex discussion of corporate IP ownership and who is owed what for a creative production, would you as a fan want your favourite character to be associated with some of these companies' practices and reputations? And would you as a fan want your favourite character's games to be designed with such a reputation in mind?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2024

The counterpoint to "a bigger public domain would just mean less original ideas and more Star Wars/Marvel/e.t.c." is that said franchises even exist at all and not just a constant string of movies where Dracula fights Humpty Dumpty. Public domain characters have historically been bit part players to new characters - if all of Marvel and DC's heavy hitters became free to use, we'd have a fad, but then it'd mostly be "Scoblob n' Pals Season 2 Episode 6: Scoblob Meets Batman!"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2024

smash reveals if they were good:
"yes, forbes. we can confirm this game will have kratos. please buy our stocks and ewaste i mean Amiibos."

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2024

How the HELL are the 3DS patents still active? How???

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2024

So, all this "illuminati" thing that's been hyped up for centuries is capable of is video essay plagarism and scam children's events? Talk about underwhelming.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2024

Wait, is Arzette supposed to be a canonical sequel to Wand of Gamelon?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2024

Penny's Big Breakaway is really good, best 3D Sonic-style movement I've ever seen; and you can see influence taken from a very plentiful and diverse set of platforming and non-platforming games (Ristar and Mario 3D World are especially apparent as influences), but whoever decided that "let's make our entire set of mooks the baby Goombas from Mario 3" should get a stern talking to.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2024

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2024

I got recommended a video from an FNF fan channel about the game's inactivity, and it's really weird? He's treating the slow progress of blog updates and reveals as if it's some kind of crime or moral slight? and he pulls up recent blog updates that show clear as day it's still being worked on, and complains because they don't actually reveal anything about the final game? The info he's complaining about being "boring" is actually kinda interesting too, a lot of neat BTS game dev system stuff.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2024

I was extremely cautious about Penny's Big Breakaway at first, but seeing the control breakdown mention using shoulder buttons to jump clicked it for me. "This game gets me"

Seriously, classic Sonic games are so much better with Smash-style shoulder button jumping.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2024

It's weird how whenever a new Bubsy project is announced, people act like it's somehow preventing quote-unquote "better" platformer series owned by entirely different companies from getting new instalments in some weird cosmic-karmic way? Like, no, a new Bubsy will have no impact on Banjo-Threeie or Klonoa 3 whatsoever.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2024

how am i only just now finding out that travis scott sampled ittle dew

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2024

just found out about garfield may 28 1979. betrayal, utter betrayal.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2024

WHEN DID THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC START USING A SYNTHWAVE INTRO??? AND WHY??????

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2024

I think it's funny how corporations have only just realised that 2000s nostalgia is profitable while the internet is already onto 2010s nostalgia.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2024

I've been entertaining the idea of a "false advertising crossover fighter roster" for a while, and you know that the Unknown and his mirror will be there (or at least be marketed as being in there)

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