Torgo the Bear

I just had a dream where everyone on the profile posts was agreeing that anteaters are the best animals (they are)

You know, since Nintendo considers Tour to be a mainline Mario Kart, its probably time to accept that if we ever get a new Mario Kart, it would be considered Mario Kart 10, not 9.

I’ve suddenly realized that since Combee is made up of three creatures, Vespiquen must be a hive mind of sorts.

If NASB had a Rivals system in Arcade Mode:

• SpongeBob VS Lincoln (The “mascot” shows)
• Patrick VS Danny (Ghost themed home stages)
• Sandy VS Toph (The tough gals)
• Leonardo VS Korra (The most serious protagonists I’d say)
• Michelangelo VS Garfield (Pizza Vs Lasagna)
• April VS Aang (April catches a cool kid on camera)
• Shredder VS Zim (Who will conquer first)
• Lucy VS Oblina (Lucy finds a Real Monster (TM))
• Ren and Stimpy VS Catdog (Cats and Dogs)
• Powdered Toast Man VS Reptar (Battle of the food mascots)
• 
  Out of the DLC cast so far, I think it could probably work to pit Hugh against Rocko, but I’d like to wait for the complete roster before making any of those decisions.

I didn't grow up with access to tv, so most of the NASB cast, despite mostly being characters I was previously aware of, are from shows I’ve seen little if anything of over the course of my life.

But with all the streaming stuff nowadays I’m definitely wanting to get into these things. Im sure I’ll get around to most of em eventually, likely starting with the NASB shows just because they’re relevant to me. But as it currently stands, the five shows I wanna get into the most are:

1. SpongeBob (It’s just a classic)
2. Avatar (This is the one everyone loses their minds about when I tell them I haven’t seen it yet, and I know my best friend wants me to see it really badly)
3. Teenage Robot (Fun concept, fun artstyle, plus I’ve heard it kinda works as a trans allegory…?)
4. FOP (Also a really fun concept, it just sounds really )
5. Rocko (to be completely honest, I probably wouldn’t have noticed this one as early on but Wario3’s profile posts made it sound more interesting so I just wanna see what it’s about)

I’m sure this has been brought up before, but what kind of characters do you think they’d pick for NASB if they started adding clones or semi-clones? As kind of “out there” as it is, I think it would actually be kinda cool if they added this:

He would be a heavier but stronger version of SpongeBob, perhaps replacing the Jellyfishing attacks with Spatula swings. And maybe turning the Bite attack into something more robotic. Plus, his pose from the screenshot above is the obvious taunt.

既知のすべての航空法によれば、ミツバチが飛ぶことができるはずの方法はありません。その翼は小さすぎて、太った小さな体を地面から離すことができません。
もちろん、ミツバチは人間が不可能だと思っていることを気にしないので、とにかく飛ぶ。

I don’t know about anyone else, but from what I can tell, the NASB AI only knows how to play Nigel and Lucy exceptionally well.

Rate their chances:

these guys even being remotely referenced in Battle League

I actually cannot believe they are adding Hugh Neutron

Today is a good day

Just for fun, here’s some ideas for MultiVersus style ringout animations for Smash:

• The mini game failure riff from New Super Mario Bros. Wii plays as Bowser’s emblem rises into the air, also accompanied by his laugh.
• A Minecraft TNT explosion occurs, launching various dirt and stone blocks into the air.
• An Inkling or Octoling ghost floats away.
• Mega Man’s explosion, because I don’t think it would be tied to him in a game like this.
• Street Fighter’s “KO!”
• One of the many scoring onomatopoeias from Mario Sports Mix flashes across the screen.
• A game boy text box reading “It’s Super Effective!” appears while the Super Effective sound effect plays.
• A Heart flies away while the Kingdom Hearts death sound effect plays.
• Three “Miss” icons from a random Game & Watch game are shown flashing for a few moments.

A cursed thought…

I wonder if a YTP has ever made the DuckTales theme say “DuckTales! UwU!”

I know people are worried about Daisy still not being shown in any Battle League footage, and I admit it’s a strange thing, but I’m not worried about it. I can unfortunately guarantee that this game will be thrown on top of Nintendo’s heap of “release it unfinished, add free dlc later” games, so if Daisy isn’t on the launch roster somehow she’s guaranteed to be added later.

You ever want to join a server game and then accidentally start by replying to a post on the first page of a 17 page thread

Mario Kart 8's Yoshi Valley remake has signs declaring the area to be a "Wild Yoshi Sanctuary." We know that Yoshis are sentient though, so what does that mean for Yoshi Valley...?

You’re concept sounds amazing! I’m interested in learning more and potentially discussing my concept as well, if you’re down for it of course.

After a brief delay, we're voting on more content for Super Smash Bros. Conquest!

Mystery Science Theater 3000 has officially made an Ecco the Dolphin reference. I can die happy.

New Conquest jobs! We have a few more things to do with Mario 64, and we're also deciding on how to customize the Mii characters in the story!

Looking back, Cadence of Hyrule was so strange. And we might never see anything like it again. But I guess I'll forever associate Crypt of the NecroDancer with Zelda and include it in all my headcanons...

Still, I wonder what other kinds of weird big name / indie Nintendo crossovers could've been.

[SmashBoards Creates] Super Smash Bros. Conquest: a new Super Smash Bros. story mode game! | Smashboards

Super Smash Bros. Conquest has it's first level! We'll be playing Super Mario 64, so come on in and help decide what part of the game we'll be adapting, and help us determine the Mii Fighters' Mario 64 gameplay mechanics!

I’ve been little busy recently so the next jobs for Super Smash Bros. Conquest will be a bit late. Sorry to everyone involved!

fruitlessly hoping that the next mainstream disney movie will pull a princess and the frog and be 2d animated again

We're voting on our backstory, hub world, and first Mario level in Super Smash Bros. Conquest!

The Smash story mode game thread has its official name: Super Smash Bros. Conquest!
We also have our villain: The Announcer!

Now, we're starting some plot writing with a prologue, deciding on a "hub world," and picking which Mario game we'll be starting off in! Come on in if you're interested!

[SmashBoards Creates] Super Smash Bros. Story Mode: The Game! | Smashboards

We're voting on the title and villains for the new Super Smash Bros. story mode game! Come on in and help steer the direction of the plot!

Well, it's here! I don't honestly expect too many people to be interested, but I think this would be really fun if we could get it going!

Would anyone actually be interested if I tried rebooting my new Smash story mode creation thread? It’s kind of gonna be a high effort one though, where I have a very specific prompt to start on and then we all work together to fill in the rest of the story. I still think it would be pretty fun, because the main hook of the gameplay is traveling to different game worlds and participating in adaptations of game stories, like a Smash version of Kingdom Hearts. But in each game world, gameplay is changed to match that of the game you’re in (platformer for Mario, RPG for Pokémon, racing for F-Zero, etc).

The jobs would primarily revolve around choosing which world we go to next, what specific game we join into, what part of the game we adapt, and then what abilities the characters would have in this particular world’s gameplay, amongst other things. I also plan to allow for worlds based on games that aren’t even in Smash, so there’d be a lot of variety.

I really believe this could be a really fun thread that could run for a fairly long time, but I’m not quite sure if people would be interested in sticking through with it. At least as long as we can get past one world, though, I think people would understand how it works from there and decide if they wanted to stay.

If I had a nickel for every pair of Nintendo characters who were closely related martial artists respectively named after Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.

Can I just say that the suggestion in the Mario Smash thread to give K Rool a "play dead" taunt is the best thing ever and I can't believe canon Smash missed the opportunity

What’s the best game in Wii Sports Resort and why is it the free Plane flying?

All of a sudden, I’m realizing an intense desire for a remaster compilation of the Sonic Advance Trilogy with a better screen, and all the characters playable in each game. Maybe as a bonus, add an option for Advance 2 to have easier chaos emeralds so you don’t have to search for so many cryptically hidden special rings in each level?

Also, perhaps include Sonic Battle too? Add it in between Advance 2 and 3 in the combined story mode so you have context for Gemerl appearing in 3.

Well, it’s been a good 14 years, but today we have to put my cat down. I can’t really remember living without her, and she adjusted to tons of moves between houses and different states. She was a really good cat. I’m going to miss her…

It's kind of...clustered, but I made myself a personal aesthetic board of sorts. I've left it here in case anyone somehow happens to be interested. Also, btw, the girl in the center of it is supposed to be me.

Imagine if NASB got a second Garfield character but it was one of these guys

Two of the worst things are watching people play rom hacks and not being able to remember what game the background music is stolen from, or knowing exactly what it's from but the person playing says it's from something else.

Why in hell does Youtube think I need to see an ad that's actually just some right wing satire site complaining about how they've been banned from twitter for making unfunny jokes about gender identity