Maryse

About that recent nintendo direct...Yay to pauline being confirmed for mario kart 8 deluxe! As for peachette...I say meh. Aside from that, and funky kong are cool with me.

So, I have been reading most of the star wars: fate of the jedi books over the past few weeks. When reading the characters' lines, I visualize out-of-place voice actors, dead or alive, doing their lines. They include:
bella hudson as abeloth
eileen stevens as allana solo
scott grimes as ben skywalker
sean schemmel as C3PO
darren dunstan as ivaan workan
jean stapleton as cilghal
eric stuart as gavar khai
patrick seitz as han solo
marc thompson as lando calrissian
christopher lloyd as jagged fel
candi milo as jaina solo
tom kenny as drikl lecersen
rob reiner as kenth hamner
alex borstein as leia organa solo
seth mcfarlane as luke skywalker
kath soucie as admiral natasi daala
tisha campbell martin as lady olaris rhea
redd foxx as senator bramsin
margot robbie as tahiri veila
tichina arnold as senator treen
grey delisle as vestara khai
tom kane as wynn dorvan

ひとつ - This month, I have decided to return to tekken series with a renewed mind. I quit almost a year ago since practicing juggles can get frustrating sometimes. And after discovering tekken 8 has an avatar creator, I had to come back. I hope it ain't like street fighter 6 where the use of them is limited to world tour and online. That said, still awaiting the confirmation of my main girl, anna.

ふたつ - I often visualize as the background narrator when I get to a tekken title screen. He says in the background, "Welcome to Tekken (insert numbered installment here/Tag Tournament/Tag Tournament 2)!" "Select your fighter!", etc. and like that.

みっつ - If your first name or surname matches the name of an eating establishment, you should get a small discount. For example, if your surname is mcdonald, you ask for a small discount at a mcdonald's. Likewise, whoever's first name is wendy (including this ), ask for a discount at wendy's.

ひとつ - IDK about the rest of you guys, but staying off the computer for several days at a time is starting to transform me.
ふたつ - So, has anyone had the crunchy cookie flavor m&m's before? They do not taste a damn thing like cookies.
みっつ - Did I ever speak of my personal opinions on tekken, even though I quit that series months ago? My personal unpopular opinions--um, I think--are I thought asuka looked hot in her school uniform as well as that aikido one she had in tekken 5. Same with kazumi in tekken 7. I am also of the opinion that azucena looks hot, and she even shares my love of coffee.
よっつ - I had a lovely dream where I was watching that sanford and son episode where the japanese were attempting to buy the houses in fred and lamont's neighborhood. In that scene where fred and lamont were invited to dinner, the lady in the pink kimono (who I had a bit of the hots for back in the day and still do, lulz) was replaced by my girl in her kimono appearance. was in the dream serving the food. was also there as a guest, sitting between the sanfords. At the part where fred faked arthritis, brandished six needles. Seems she secretly specializes in acupuncture. Of course, he runs out before the "operation".

hannah montana
bucky kentucky
carolyn maryland
morrigan oregon
mona arizona
murray missouri
lamont of vermont
jermaine from maine
johnson wisconsin
elroy illinois
pippi mississippi
nana indiana
rihanna louisiana
kawai hawaii
ryota minnesota

athens dash - Hmm...not too bad. This one, I will play on occasion.
daisy cruiser - Considering I have played this track in double dash for the past 14 years, it should not be surprising that I placed daisy cruiser in the Maryse Cup tier. And for once, one of my predictions was right! I know, I know... "You ain't the only who predicted it, lady."
moonview highway - I am sorry, but this track can go to hell. And yes, I did play on this track because I do make an effort to play all tracks on this game at least once each. In mkwii, I almost never touch this track since the traffic can be hard to avoid. It may have less traffic here in mk8, I am still not a fan.
squeaky clean sprint - Enjoyable. With that out of the way, I think about that clock in the background at the starting line. The time it shows should match up with the time on your switch's internal clock.
los angeles laps - I liked it here. I have a good mind to create a few miis based off of jack, janet, and chrissy--you know, the main characters from three's company, one of my top-favorite sitcoms--and have them race on this track.
sunset wilds - An innocuous track with minimal obstacles, and I tend to favor tracks like this. This is a potential candidate for the Maryse Cup.
koopa cape - I rarely played it in mkwii. But now that those damn koopa zappers are absent, this track is much more tolerable. This is a potential candidate for the Maryse Cup.
vancouver velocity - Now, idk about the rest of y'all, but the background music on this track was pretty damn catchy as to be lit! I should play this **** come my birthday next month. Driving along the suspension bridge was my favorite part. This will be added to the Maryse Cup.

ひとつ - I only watched the nintendo direct for wave 5 dlc for mario kart 8. The new track checks out for me. Still hoping for daisy cruiser, mario circuit 2 (snes), and peach circuit (gba). Of the three revealed characters, I give two thumbs-up for kamek. Other than that, my girl getting a new platformer was a nice surprise.
ふたつ - Damn, it looks I walked in on pranking season.
みっつ - IDK about the rest of y'all, but the subtitles for youtube videos can sometimes get so inaccurate as to be hilarious.
そしてよっつ - @Jotadé welcome back again!

Loved It! - Korean BBQ, Spicy Chicken
Very Good - Teriyaki Chicken, Teriyaki Beef
Decent - Chicken, Savory Soy Sauce, Sweet and Sour Chicken
Never Tried Before, I Wanna Try - Spicy Beef, Beef Taco, Roast Chicken
Never Tried Before, But Not So Sure I Wanna Try - Cheddar Cheese, Four Cheese Flavor
Never Eating That **** Again - Tomato Basil

(while dashing): "I gotta keep my dress clean!"
(during initial dash): "I do too, girlfriend!"
(during full dash animation): "Ya know what, the hell with it. I don't mind getting dirty!"
: "I second that ****, girlfriend!"