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  • Looks like counting Bob-ombs is officially dead. No matter; there is still The Daily Adventures of Profile Post Gang...and lurking in the Social Thread. :150:
    Maryse Fact #96 - While her current design is cool with me, I prefer :ultdaisy:'s character design from all the way back in circa 2000. While :peachmelee: had this outfit in Melee (yes, this is my favorite color to use with my girl aside from her green one), this should of been carried over to one of :ultdaisy:'s color swatches. :150:
    ひとつ - Happy Valentine's Day, y'all!
    ふたつ - I finally decided to get this damn Booster Course Pass and am quite impressed with the tracks thus far. Once all waves are revealed, I may show a table of my favorite tracks, which I dub the Maryse Cup. :150:
    So, I play a little Brawl this evening and may of found an anomaly of sorts. For some goddamn reason, an Unira will not do damage when :bowser2: throws it with down tilt or down smash throws while standing on the ground. Its windboxes still work, though. Upon closer inspection, the Unira seemed to be slightly to the foreground or background of the stage on the z-axis. :kirby:
    Here are some idle poses, taunts, and victory poses I fantasized my current PFP doing. :kirby:

    Idle poses - 1) Similar to :ultryu::ultken:, I adjust my gloves (the ones that Asuka wears in Tekken 7, that is). 2) Just like :ultpeach:, I brush something off of my kimono.

    Up taunt - Says "A miscalculation, perhaps?" Based on Sophitia's taunt in Soulcalibur VI.
    Side taunt - Tucks her dark blonde hair behind one ear and briefly giggles. Based on one of Alisa's taunts in Tekken 6.
    Down taunt - Sighs and says, "You look weak." Based on Amy's taunt in Soulcalibur VI.

    Left - "I too, can not afford to lose..." This is based on Sophitia's Critical Edge after it KOs the enemy.
    Up - I straighten my kimono and says, "Hoo... what a cinch!" Derived from one of Seong Mi-na's win poses in Soulcalibur II. The exact quote comes from Soulcalibur VI.
    Right - I flip my hair back like :ultdaisy: in Mario Party 8 when she gets a star or wins a minigame. I say "Why fight me, if losing is all that you can do?" Based on one of Siegfried's quotes in Soulcalibur V.

    Victory theme - A Laurel Crown ~ Victory (Soulcalibur VI)
    One of these days, I should post some Soulcalibur Create-a-Souls of myself. But until then... :kirby:



    I never opened any of my amiibos...until this afternoon. After getting a good look at the racing suits you can unlock with amiibo, it was high time for me to put a couple of my amiibo to good use. I admit I look hot in my girls' racing suits.


    I made this one of myself in more recent weeks. It was inspired by me messing around as Haohmaru every once in a while in Soulcalibur VI. Besides, I look hot in hakama. The only thing I would change about my outfit is the color of my hakama. Instead of white, it should be scarlet...or black works. And a nice pair of fingerless gloves like Asuka has in Tekken 7 to finish the ensemble.
    Dateline: Tonight, 2100 hours. Collected 500 unique spirits!

    Speaking of Spirits, I am of the opinion that :151: should leave behind a Spirit when summoned. And inasmuch as it is an incredibly rare Pokemon, the Spirit it would leave behind would most likely be a Legend Spirit. It could still drop a Novice/Advanced/Ace Spirit every now an then, though. :lucina:
    Maryse Fact #94 - Here are the mini-games I like to make interesting by not looking at the screen. :lucina:

    Curtain Call, Three Door Monty, Butterfly Blitz, Darts of Doom, Lucky Lineup, Memory Lane, Strawberry Shortfuse, O-Zone, Goomba Village, Plunder Ground, Fungi Frenzy, Pizza Me Mario, Chain Chomp Romp, Shy Guy Shuffle, Cheep Cheep Leap, Bob-omb Combo, Lost in the Shuffle, Drop Quiz
    Mario Party Superstars, good time though I am having with it currently, could of brought back Duel Mode...minus those unpopular Game Guy spaces, of course. Now, this is a crude list of Duel partners, some of them replacing old ones. :lucina:
    Koopa Troopa - 1 ATK/2 HP/1 coin salary
    -:ultmario:'s default partner.

    Goomba - 2 ATK/1 HP/2 coin salary
    -:ultluigi:'s default partner.

    Toadette - 1 ATK/1 HP/1 coin salary
    -If a player lands on an opponent's Basic Space, no coins are lost. My girl :ultpeach:'s new partner.

    Bob-omb - 1 ATK/1 HP/3 coin salary
    -Jumps over an opponent's partner and attacks them directly; disappears after only 1 attack, since it explodes. :ultwario:'s default partner.

    Boo - 2/1 HP/3 coin salary
    If attacked, will counter-attack for equal damage before disappearing. Will not attack back if hit by a Chain Chomp in its multi-attack if it is not directly in front of the attacking Chain Chomp

    . :ultyoshi:'s default partner.

    Whomp - 0 ATK/4 HP/3 coin salary
    -Unable to attack since he has zero attack. :ultdk:'s default partner.

    Snifit - 2 ATK/2 HP/5 coin salary
    -Can sometimes give the player two to four coins at the start of a turn. Birdo's default partner.

    Piranha Plant - 3 ATK/1 HP/5 coin salary
    -Can sometimes offer extra dice. These dice allow the player to move up to 3 more spaces. My girl :ultdaisy:'s new default partner.

    Chain Chomp - 1 ATK/2 HP/6 coin salary
    -Attacks opponent and all partners simultaneously.

    Spike Top - 1 ATK/3 HP/2 coin salary
    -No unique abilities

    Grrrol - 0 ATK/3 HP/4 coin salary
    -Although it has zero attack, it can attack partners and defeats them instantly; but does nothing to the opposing player.

    Walleye - 0 ATK/4 HP/3 coin salary
    -Unable to attack since he has zero attack.

    Broozer - 3 ATK/1 HP/5 coin salary
    -Waluigi's default partner.

    Huckit Crab - 1 ATK/3 HP/2 coin salary
    -Attacks the opponent farthest away from him. My girl :ultrosalina:'s default partner.

    Bowser Jr. - 2 ATK/2 HP/5 coin salary
    Sometimes uses his Clown Cannon and does double damage. The probability of this event is 33⅓%.
    Sa... what will be my first profile post of the new year? :yoshi:
    I picked this up before Christmas, but waited to play it right as the new year started. Right now, I enjoy the selection of characters here. I finally played all the boards, and Kamek's Tantalizing Tower was quite a blast to play on. It could of used another board or two, though.

    Though I have yet to play them all, the mini-games here have potential because most of them are awesome. However, the motion controls are a bit tricky and will take getting used to. For that reason, I am probably never going to touch Challenge Road. Guess I am going to miss out on :ultdiddy: and Pom Pom, and besides, my girls :ultpeach::ultdaisy::ultrosalina: have Dice Blocks with minimal risk.

    River Survival seems easy to manage, so I may try that later.

    Partner Party I plan on playing later. Sound Stage I really do not give the-square-root-of-two ****s for as I ain't great at rhythm. Did I mention Challenge Road can go **** itself? I am just here for the multiplayer aspects.

    Final Rating: 8.5 outta 10
    I picked this up after Thanksgiving, but waited to play it when this new year started. I just love that, despite mostly average to a bit above-average reception, Mario Party has come so far.

    I liked how new-school these boards looked, just like how they took the old-school Mario Kart tracks and modernized them in Mario Kart 8. The mini-game packs they have is a good touch. I will always pick the Gamecube mini-game pack since I've been playing the Gamecube Mario Party games for the longest time, especially Mario Party 6.

    I also like how you can get stickers and make a collage with them. I am still collecting stickers in Brawl and making collages with them.

    About the only gripe I have is that it could of used another board or two. Waluigi's Island and Bowser Land are my personal picks.

    Final Rating: 8 outta 10
    What else to say? Oh, I know! Two more Maryse Facts this afternoon. :150:

    Maryse Fact #92 - I love to shop at my friendly neighborhood H-Mart. So many Asian delicacies to try; I particularly love the seasoned squid, seasoned octopus, seasoned pan-fried shrimp, seasoned file fish, just to name a few. Did I mention I gravitate towards groceries imported from Japan? Of course, I am willing to try Korean.
    Maryse Fact #93 - This is my favorite commercial I have ever watched.


    And yes, I even attempted to do this dance back then.
    What is on my mind today? :150:
    ひとつ - I learned about the history of the candy cane this past Christmas. The white represents Jesus Christ, and the red striations represents the blood he shed to wash away our sins. So now I will never look at the white-and-red color scheme the same way again. As I speak these words, I think about the flag of Japan like this even if Christianity is not a big thing in Japan.
    ふたつ - I just love how in Mario Party 3's Mario's Puzzle Party, a player can win by doing absolutely nothing.
    みっつ - I had a dream where Mario Kart 8 Deluxe added three characters as DLC: :ultfalcon:, :ultkirby:, and the most WTF addition (to me anyways), my girl Asuka Kazama from Tekken series. She was also able to race in her school uniform. Oh, how I envisioned her racing on the City Tripper on Royal Raceway (N64).
    Just three things on my mind today. :kirby:
    ひとつ - I love how in M.P.I.Q. Toad asks questions about **** most players do not pay attention to during Party Mode (e.g. how many Red Spaces have been landed on or the current total number of coins between the four players). I think should take more notes when playing Party Mode and that Toad should be a college professor.
    ふたつ - :ultbowser:'s special item, Bowser Shell, as an item in Smash...it could be a heavy item. It kills as early as a Bullet Bill but just be careful that it does not come back to hit you after it ricochets off a wall.
    みっつ - I had a dream where my girl :ultbayonetta1: and Jeanne woke up in the year 1974 and watched Shaft and Three Tough Guys. After watching them, they loved the theme song of both movies.
    He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake
    He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake


    Agent Honeydew Fact #91 - When I was a kid, the above lyrics used to sound ominous to me and that Santa had the power to send me to Hell. :starman:
    So, this afternoon I think momentarily on nomenclature. For example, Marie (pronounced mar-ee-aye) is a nice Japanese girl name but who knew that Mario could also be a girl name? NGL it made me envision :ultmario: as transgender for a moment. Or what about Barack Obama's last name? That sounds Japanese to me. :starman:
    おはようございます, Profile Post Gang. :kirby:

    ひとつ - Dateline: Saturday, December 3. Mario Party 3 had been added to the Honeydew Arcade!
    ふたつ - Oh, ****! Smash Ultimate, my favorite game aside from Soulcalibur VI, celebrates its fourth anniversary today!
    そして, みっつ - So I was working at the polls yesterday (and last month) and we get some first-time voters. All my co-workers give a round of applause to them. I cringed somewhat and thought to myself, "They must act like they graduated college or high school. They are first-time voters, ****!"
    So this morning I stumbled upon a news story about a baby being born in the bathroom of a McDonald's in Atlanta, just twenty minutes or so from where I live. Of course, the couple aimed to reach the hospital but this is something you do not see everyday. :kirby:
    IDK, just four different things to say. :kirby:
    ひとつ - Mario Kart 64 and Mario Party Superstars has been added to The Honeydew Arcade! Yes, I think of my game collection as an arcade.
    ふたつ - In all my 61 years of living, this past Monday marks the first time I ever ate at a Chipotle.
    みっつ - After watching the new Super Mario Bros. trailer, it pleased me with how they did my girl :ultpeach:. I also got a laugh out of that seemingly Smash-esque scene with :ultmario: and :ultdk:.
    よっつ - Agent Honeydew Fact #89 - When I am in the Red Pill/Blue Pill game thread, I tend to flip a coin to make a decision.
    What am I going to say tonight? :shyguy:
    1. I had a dream where Chain Chomps can say "bruh". For example: "Chomp chomp chomp! (I'm gonna steal coins or a star for you, bruh!)" or "Chomp chomp chomp! (Call me back anytime, bruh!)"
    2. I had another dream where my new girls :ultpyra: and :ultmythra: were wearing holiday dresses and decorating a Christmas tree. :ultpyra: was wearing red, and :ultmythra: was wearing green. It kinda reminds me of that Yugioh monster Gemini Elf.
    3. Agent Honeydew Fact #88 - When I play as :ultpyra::ultmythra:, I like switching between the two every 30 seconds.
    4. I think it is high time for me to take more breaks from the Internet and, by extension, from my computer. I ain't leaving this site, however. :shyguy:
    Imagine calling an American a U.S.A.-an. Almost sounds like Americans such as myself are Saiyans! :shyguy:
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