Joke time!
Why did the stomach not want to talk at all?
Why did the stomach not want to talk at all?
Because it was upset.
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CosmicEternity44
Supersonic Warrior 37 From Running from the cops in Stardust Speedway.
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So, when do you all think the new console from Nintendo will be revealed?
Here is a Sonic themed joke for you all.
Where do the inhabitants of heaven in Sonic's world often like to go to?
Angel Island.
So, it is Sonic's birthday today. Here is a video I made for the occasion.
Surprise! Sonic Central returns this Friday on Sonic's birthday! pic.twitter.com/XBlveJjHWB
— Sonic the Hedgehog (@sonic_hedgehog) June 21, 2023
Here is an announcement for a Sonic Central.
So, who is excited for the Super Mario RPG remake?
Joke time!
What did the company boss say when he lost in a game of poker?
This is coming out of your paychecks!
Tune in on June 21 at 7:00 a.m. PT for a #NintendoDirect livestream featuring roughly 40 minutes of information focused mainly on Nintendo Switch titles launching this year, including new details on Pikmin 4.
— Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) June 20, 2023
Watch it live here: https://t.co/utzePnKjGc pic.twitter.com/ro5jotd6rD
Check this out, everyone.
Happy Juneteenth, everyone! Here's to the real independence day of the USA!
About the Chaos Emeralds in Sonic Superstars, each will give Sonic and friends a different power, and I have something to say about that based on something I noticed...
I think with the Chaos Emeralds having powers the characters can use in Sonic Superstars, I think that is kinda like the four Chaos Emeralds in The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. In the arc of that show they were in, each Emerald had a different power. They each had invisibility, invincibility, immortality and the power of life. This is not counting the Chaos Emerald ring from a different episode from that show. I think the Chaos Emeralds in Sonic Superstars are like the four Chaos Emeralds in the show, although the show Emeralds each had a different shape while the Superstars Emeralds had the same shape. What do you all think of this?
You know, seeing the part of the Sonic Superstars trailer where Sonic and the gang turn into squid-like creatures in that one level, if a crossover were to be done, Sonic and friends would now fit in with the Inklings and the Octolings in Splatoon. Drum noise occurs
...Yeah, I see the door to my left.
I wonder how Donkey Kong Jr. looked as an adult before the third Donkey Kong was born? This is the games version, by the way.
There seem to be a lot of indie horror games coming out lately. From Poppy Playtime, Banban's Kindergarten, Bendy, Dark Deception, Choo Choo Charles and as I have heard of recently, Amanda the Adventurer. Are indie horror games a trend now?
Joke time!
Why did the guy who worked for the mafia not get his paycheck?
Because crime doesn't pay!
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Oooh, very scary, wouldn't you say?
I have a red neck. I don't mean those kinds of people, too.
If you want to know why my neck is red, well, it is sunburned, and it kinda hurts.
Joke time!
What kind of jokes do professional boxers tell?
Punchlines.
Season 2 of #SonicPrime will premiere on Netflix July 13. #SonicNews pic.twitter.com/zxMufxKTdf
— Tails' Channel ✰ Sonic News & Updates! (@TailsChannel) May 17, 2023
Check this out, everyone.
Happy mother's day, everyone!
Joke time!
Why do those who work at a diner call the cops when a criminal comes to eat?
To serve them right!
Hey, here is a joke.
What do you call an Egyptian movie that is average in quality?
Pyra-Mid.
Say, has anyone here ever been so smart and insightful to a great degree that you felt lonely and alone in the world?
I mean, I do at times, and while I know I am not the only person who is like this, I feel that with how many people who aren't that smart (no offense to anyone) or don't see the logic of things that they should; there are many people in this world it seems that you can't help but feel like you are alone in thinking things the smart and insightful way...
You know, it is funny that Sonic and Goku have the word "Son" in their name, especially when you consider Goku's surname in his name as "Son Goku".
EDIT: I previously thought the word "Son" was a title for Goku. I changed it to surname in this post, but am leaving this note so that Jondolio's post does not lack validity.
Am I one of the few who is rooting for Team Wisdom in the latest Splatfest? I mean, I believe wisdom is powerful by itself, and to me, it is a strong force of nature needed for both courage and power. I would not mind if the team loses, though.
Joke time!
What kind of defense does a chef use to defend themselves against attackers?
Meat shields.
Here is a non Sonic joke.
Why did the guy try to find government secrets on a normal person's computer? The answer...
Because there was Intel inside.
May the 4th be with you all, everyone!
You know, as a writer, I wanted to write a book and have its main character included in a Smash Bros. game someday. I still want to write the book, but I later dismissed the idea of having the book’s character in Smash. That was before I found out about the video game character only Smash Bros. Rule, I think.
Another Sonic related joke...
What kind of insects live in the motors of Eggman's abandoned vehicles not used in a long time?
Motobugs.
Here is a Sonic themed joke.
What kind of seafood does Dr. Eggman like to eat?
The answer is:
Crabmeat.
Here is a little something Sonic Frontiers related.
#SonicFrontiers officially sold over 3.2 million units worldwide as of the end of March 2023, SEGA's parent company disclosed to investors early Friday. #SonicNews pic.twitter.com/tX383j6mhb
— Tails' Channel ✰ Sonic News & Updates! (@TailsChannel) April 28, 2023
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Is this fish ugly or what?
If Solid Snake from the Metal Gear series was in Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS, I wonder what enemies from his series would have been in Smash Run?
I just had a thought about Donkey Kong; if there is a successor to the Nintendo Switch that is going to be announced this year, do you all think they might have been saving such a game for that system?
I mean, sure, there were plenty of chances to reveal and release a new Donkey Kong game in recent years, which means they might have had chances not too late in the Switch's lifetime, but now that it we are supposedly getting a new console announced this year, I don't think it would be wise to put a new Donkey Kong game on a system like the Switch, given how close we supposedly are to a new system.
First, Donkey Kong and other Kongs being in the Mario movie, Funky Kong appearing on Saturday Night Live, now a Donkey Kong Lego collection. A lot has been happening for Donkey Kong this year.
And yet, still no new Donkey Kong game.
BREAKING: The UK's CMA has DENIED Microsoft's acquisition of Activision Blizzard King over concerns of cloud gaming competition damages. pic.twitter.com/gxGAoNCq4Y
— XboxCore (@_XboxNews) April 26, 2023
Looks like it might not be happening. Microsoft does say they will appeal this.
BREAKING: Microsoft is preparing to close the Activision Blizzard acquisition pic.twitter.com/HNfk0F7MV4
— XboxCore (@_XboxNews) April 25, 2023
I just found out about this. What do you all think?
Kishimoto States time:
— Sonic and all Characters (@SAAC_News) April 25, 2023
💬 Sonic Rangers, the prototype name of Sonic Frontiers, came from the early game concept Morio-san discarded when he became the director
💬 @IanFlynnBKC is back for the story DLC. It will "meet fans' expectations"#Sonic #SonicTheHedgehog #SonicFrontiers pic.twitter.com/nF5Xsglqh9
Here is some Sonic Frontiers story DLC news.
I am having a bit of a second thought on the Microsoft and Activision-Blizzard thing, which kind of goes against what I said about Sony earlier. I mean, with their plans for changing the company, it does seem like it would be better for the employees. On the other hand, haven't they bought out enough companies? I mean, monopolies are not great for sure. While Microsoft did say they would allow Call of Duty to be on Playstation consoles, and given how they allowed Minecraft on other consoles too, I am not sure that buying another company is a good thing with the monopoly thing.
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