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You Laugh You Lose: Gentlemen's Club Edition

BBQ°

Smash Champion
Joined
Mar 26, 2008
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Location
Woodstock, GA
I'll take the top half human. I'd rather have a pretty face. Plus she's got a mouth, that's almost as good.
 

MLEsis

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Feb 10, 2010
Messages
241
Location
NC; get at me.
I'll take the top half human. I'd rather have a pretty face. Plus she's got a mouth, that's almost as good.
Hmmm..."what are you thinking about?" "Does this tail make my butt look big?" "My mom's coming over this weekend." "Who's Michelle and why is she calling you at 3am?"

Eh, silence is golden, duct tape is silver, I suppose.
 

Jane

Smash Hero
Joined
Jul 29, 2008
Messages
5,593
Location
Ba Sing Se, EK
no matter how good as the bottom half could be, i could never have sex with that thing if the top was a big *** disgusting fish lol.

top half kthx
 

ihavespaceblondes

Smash Master
Joined
Nov 29, 2005
Messages
4,229
Location
Memphis, TN
I really don't see how there's even a debate on this. Obviously what you should do is:
1) Take both
2) Cut them in half
3) Reassemble
4) **** the fish
 

TheLastCacely

Smash Hero
Joined
Apr 10, 2009
Messages
6,937
no matter how good as the bottom half could be, i could never have sex with that thing if the top was a big *** disgusting fish lol.

top half kthx
but what if the bottom half was really REALLY ****ing good? try closing your eyes and think of... scarlet johanson?
 
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