You Laugh, You Lose ~ Australian Edition!

[xXArrowXx]

"Dammit I’m Mad"

by

Demetri Martin

Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.

 

[Xaltis]

"Dammit I’m Mad"

nuff said. XD

 

[xXArrowXx]

you are reading it the wrong way :/

 

[Xaltis]

you are reading it the wrong way :/

No No.........

 

[Leisha]

They need to invent something that lets you punch people over the internet =P

 

[luke_atyeo]

they already did, his name is luke atyeo

 

[tibs7]

Mmmm, dfear do you like xaltis?

 

[Xaltis]

Mmmm, dfear do you like xaltis?

LOLOL

Idk man I mean, me and DFEAR are team partners. We hang out and have legit meals all the time. And we troll people together.

XD

I wish I could punch people over the internet too. Everyone would be getting hit so much.

 

[xXArrowXx]

am i being hit on?
i dont know i am a terrible flirt.

 

[C~Dog]

I apologise for nothing.

 

[EverAlert]

No apology necessary, simply feeling bad is sufficient.

Cute LobsterCat though. :3

 

[Gah777]

Charizard's revenge:
www.dorkly.com/video/4534/charizard

 

[Xaltis]

Charizard's revenge:
www.dorkly.com/video/4534/charizard

I liked that one. XD

 

[Mike G]

They need to invent something that lets you punch people over the internet =P

so much sodium chloride in this post, it's amazing!

 

[ZIO]

 

[Sirias]

That was funny, Charizard so sexy. <3

Why do so many Americans have furry avys?
Seriously.
Fur-***s.
c:

 

[NinjaFoxX]

so youre american?

also furries are awesome, maybe not the ppl who make them but...

 

[ZIO]

I was given this avatar by smashboards phenomenon Xiivi.

Check em.

 

[ACCELERATE]

Cool story bro.

 

[tibs7]

mmm xaltis must be ok then.................

mc-killa, Kas will smash you bro.

 

[Zxv]

Cats > dogs

 

[seaDORF]

Nah **** cats. ****ing useless. They spend too much time sleeping and ****ting.

 

[xXArrowXx]

http://www.dorkly.com/article/7568/7-movie-posters-from-the-pokemon-world

 

[LoliLovesRain]

I apologise for nothing.

This made me smile and laugh a little. Mainly because I likes animals :3

so youre american?

also furries are awesome, maybe not the ppl who make them but...

I saw a picture of this chick dressed up like a furry....she...had fur...on her vagina and like it just didn't look right ;-; I didn't know if it was cute or disturbing

 

[Mike G]

I saw a picture of this chick dressed up like a furry....she...had fur...on her vagina and like it just didn't look right ;-; I didn't know if it was cute or disturbing

pics ?

 

[LoliLovesRain]

I'm going out now but when I get home I'll look for it and link you on AIM since they were kind of sexual and I don't think I can post it lol

 

[SummonerAU]

for a second I thought this was zss social

 

[NinjaFoxX]

loool that sounds hilarious loli, pm that...

 

[Scabe]

Conor's World War cat dog thing was pretty good.

And Summoner's pic reminded me of Angry Video Game Nerd

What the hell, embedding doesn't work ;_;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk1C0AhshtU

 

[toki]

 

[Xaltis]

Soooo many things here, that have already been shown in the other YLYL thread...

 

[ZIO]

Same goes for the others, if you been 'round the internet.

Hell, reposts in the same thread multiple times. No one cares to read through the whole topic.

 

[Xaltis]

hmm tru tru.

 

[xXArrowXx]

did someone say they want OC??

delivered

 

[Scabe]

 

[Zero]

VS.

GO!

 

[Scabe]

 

[DFEAR]

mmm xaltis must be ok then.................

mc-killa, Kas will smash you bro.

in person. hes a complete ******* online.

THATS RIGHT UR AN ******* XALTIS...taylor however is cool xD

 

[Xaltis]

in person. hes a complete ******* online.

THATS RIGHT UR AN ******* XALTIS...taylor however is cool xD

lolololol XDDDDDDDD

 

[Zero]

I for one prefer Summer over that Marisa *****