Wish Corruptor

[Karptroopa]

Granted, the image is of a rotting trout.

I wish for this image.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted, but it's of a rotting trout. (Wait)

I wish more people were on Forum Games right now.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, they play Street Fighter IV on them.

I wish for Metroid Prime Trilogy but with a touch of salt and a splash of olive oil.

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted, but when you put it in your system it breaks it. Evil deliciousness!

I wish I summer was longer.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, Apple has now provided you with a longer model of the iSummer for the affordable price of £503.

I wish for DOLLARS

 

[Shade613]

Granted. They're monopoly DOLLARS.
I wish zelda wii would be like MM.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but the graphical style is like "Fat Princess"

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow morning.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You don't have to receive your paycheck either.

I wish for the 2 albums I want to listen to were leaked on the internet already.

 

[Reptrode]

granted, but the artists get mad and quit singing altogether.

I wish for a pencil that would not brake.

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

Granted, it's a pen.

I wish for a wish that you could never ever corrupt. EVER.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's wishing for corrupted wishes.. OH WAIT...

I wish for an iPod with more than 30GB.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, its 30.00000000000000001 GB

I wish there was an easier way to make a kickass sandwich.

 

[Reptrode]

granted, go to a sandwich shop.

I wich, I mean wish for a wendy's chicken Sandwich.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, go to a Wendy's

I wish I could make a kickass car (using only my hands)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, but I make a better one.

I wish I knew why I don't go to the FG for a week, come back for a day, and repeat the process.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's because you're trying to be like me, but you're not as good.

I wish I knew why I almost never come to the forum games anymore.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it's because you dislike the lack of ninjas.

I wish I knew where I could get a GOOD scooter.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You know where, but they're always sold out.

I wish I could tie a tie.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but you realized this whole time you could have googled how to tie one.

I wish I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it also has oreos, two kinds of suryp, carrots, ham, and expired salsa in it.

I wish for bacon chocolate cookies.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, the chocolate is missing.


I wish for bacon cookies.

 

[Giga Ridley]

granted but before you could eat them munclax eats it.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you are now a small guinea pig.

I wish for a pet lobster that can do the Macarena.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it wants to "Macarena" you next.

I wish I had a bottle of distilled water.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but the water evaporated. Luckily you still have the bottle.

I wish for a...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, your ... got interpreted as "I want a crazy person to shank me". Have fun!

I wish I had an awesome t-shirt

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it's made out of shag carpet.

I wish for a carpet made of 100% raw shag.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, it has lice.

I wish I had Tang powder to make some juice.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you instead receive Bang powder. You blow up. Juicy!

I wish I could be the bext!

 

[tirkaro]

granted, you become the first thing I could find when I typed up "bext" on photobucket

I wish I could get a job.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you just have to be very persistent.

I wish I could cook better.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted! You become a sign holder and must flip it and dance and do many crazy things.

NINJA.

Granted, you take up some cook books, and study on how to... COOK.

I wish for a girlfriend. :]

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but she dumps you just when you start loving her with all your heart.

I wish people would stop misspelling "Ievan Polkka" as "Levan Polkka" all the time!! It's a gosh darned capital I, not a small L!

 

[ranmaru]

lol, just when I started.

Granted.

I wish I can catch the bus!

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you miss it on the way back
I wish people had more free time.

 

[Steven Jackson Action Jackson]

granted, but now theres no one to run smashboards
i wish i could speak french.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish I had some awesome... wish... granted.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted. You are now Gigagodzillasumoman the Fourth. You are feared by all men and loved by all women. You are best friends with a robot who kills you in several chapters time.

I wish I was Gigagodzillasumoman the Third.

 

[Steven Jackson Action Jackson]

Granted, but there's always 2 above you.

I wish I was on a boat.

Also, Sumo, you're playing it wrong, you're supposed to corrupt the wish while granting it, not just granting it.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and ****. I'm on a boat Mother Fscker, don't you ever forget! (C wut I did thar?)

I wish I got to see GI Joe.