Wish Corruptor

[smashfan666]

Granted, you go back in time until you finally suffer a fate worse that death... PRE-LIFE!!! and then death...
(lol futurama reference)

i wish more people were posting in forum fight...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but they all go away right after.

I wish Jennifer Anniston was "attainable".

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You're no longer "attainable".
I wish I could think of corruptions faster.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, you're able to think of corruptions quickly. But you think of them too quickly that you are physically unable to keep up because of how many corruptions you're making in so little time.

I wish I could sleepover at my friend's/crush's house next week.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You are pranked 9001 times while you sleep.
I wish green.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but it mixed with red to make brown.

I wish for Cammy from SF4

 

[Shade613]

Granted. She is beaten and bruised.
I wish the Hyaku Shiki was behind Quattro.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted.

Edit: Ninja'd, and I have no idea what you're talking about, so I can't corrupt it, sorry.

I wish for it were next week already.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You miss out on the premier of G.I. Joe this week.
I wish I knew what "Ninja'd" means.

 

[Elucifur]

ninja'd - verb; when another person replies to the post above you a few seconds/minutes before you do, making you have to edit your post

Example: Person A: "You get a can of root beer.
I insert a Pokéball."
Person B: "You get a Master Ball.
I insert a plunger."
Person C: "You get a Timer Ball.
Edit: NINJA'D. You get a toilet scrubber.
I insert a sleeping bag."


I wish it were next week already. I don't care for G.I. Joe.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You are executed for treason by the U.S. government.
I wish my last wish was corrupted.

 

[pao13]

Sonic Rules

 

[Jonkku]

I don't see how that has anything to do with this thread, or even this forum section.

@Shade:
Granted, but I won't corrupt that wish now..

I wish some people would lurk more before posting, to prevent making themselves look stupid.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, they figure out how to leave swears uncensored, (HOW CAN IT GET WORSE THAN THAT?!?!)

i wish i could lift mah 15-pound weight with mah toe.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but your toe is the only muscle in your body you can use now. aka, your heart broke.

I wish that I had a pleasant shower.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but it wasn't a shower with water...

I wish I didn't lose my Pokémon Ruby.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You lose your DS/gameboy.
I wish sonic wasn't in brawl.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You are now in brawl. Your first game is against m2k.

I wish for 9001 giant rocks.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. The rocks are olny giant if you're an ant.
I wish A1lion835 was more creative.

 

[M-WUZ-H3R3]

Granted. The rocks are olny giant if you're an ant.
I wish A1lion835 was more creative.

Granted, but its too late, that last post was already set in stone.

I wish my last line was actually funny.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You get ninja'd.
I wish M had a better avatar.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, he gets a blurry camera like me!

I wish that I was more awesome.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. Everyone else becomes more awesome as well.
I wish Sakurai cared about us.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but he cares more for the not so hardcore fans!

 

[Shade613]

I wish AGuyNamedRaf made a wish for me to corrupt.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, now I don't.

 

[M-WUZ-H3R3]

Good job, now you just ruined the whole thread.

I think im going to kill myself because this is all I wanted to do my whole life.

 

[Shade613]

Good job, now you just ruined the whole thread.

I think im going to kill myself because this is all I wanted to do my whole life.

You're not helping.

I wish people would play this game.

 

[Mr.-0]

They will, but not until you die.

I wish that peoplem wouldn't corrupt my wishes.

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

Granted, but now animals will corrupt them.

I wish that Obama will be in the next Smash Bros. :D

 

[Shade613]

Granted. He is the worst fighter and his olny attacks are lies and stealing peoples money.
I wish people would realise republicans are the olny people with working minds.

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

Granted. George W. Bush. Nuff said.

I wish that Jimmy Fallon would have better jokes.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. You don't understand them.
I wish people would realise it is not the president's job to take care of the economy.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, but they're too ignorant to know anything else.

I wish we would stop talking about politics.

 

[Shade613]

Granted. We start again in 3 seconds.
I wish Chuck Norris.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, you get Captain Falcon.

I wish I could Falcon PAWNCH!

 

[Elucifur]

No.

I wish people would stop with the memes. Try something original for once.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Granted, the originality is based on the memes.

I wish that people would stop complaining.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, the start whining.

I wish Elucifur realized that he's spawned a couple of fads himself.

 

[Elucifur]

Yeah, but they're not as widely known or overused like memes that are used all over the Internet.

I wish my two friends could sleep over at the upcoming camping trip thing.