Wish Corruptor

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, you fall into a pit of acid first.

I wish I could take my drivers' test again before I turn 16.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted you FAIL!

I wish for a nice tasty sammich with Mountain Dew.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the sammich is a lie, so all you get is Mountain Dew... Dew.

I wish I could never forget.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You are reborn as one of those flies that lives for a day. Congrats, you'll never forget any detail of your life.

I wish brawl didn't suck.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, Brawl+ is made but its not tourney standard.

I wish I had more Melee playing friends closer to me.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They all die.

I wish I could tell who was a Kirby fan for my new group.

 

[shadowthebeast]

Wish granted. You found out after this person sucked your ---

I wish I had a quarter.

 

[Tomkraven]

wish granted. but it is a mexican quarter

i wish i had an harem.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, but i don't know what that is so you drown.

I wish i had 1337 b4sk3tb4ll sk1llz

 

[Midnaftw]

wish granted but the basketball is a chainsaw and you lose your spleen.

I wish I knew what a spleen was.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, it's your head.. Thus your corruption made you lose your own head.

I wish that made sense

 

[Surri-Sama]

Granted, it makes sense but you still fail to understand it

I wish i didnt suck at Brawl O_o

 

[Slush]

Granted, but you have no more fingers.

I wish I had a ponay.

 

[M.K]

Granted, but ponays don exits.

I wish I everyone in the world wore clown masks and said "Jalapeno" everytime they skipped down the street.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, that includes you.

I wish the pizza hut that used to be near my house returned.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it falls on your house.

I wish it hadn't just snowed out last night over here.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, you live somewhere else where it snowed more.

I wish I could find a local tournament.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's in the sewers.

I wish for a pet crocogator.

 

[XLII]

Granted, it eats you.

I wish for muffin pie.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, I eat it.

I wish to stop myself from eating it and then eat it, but not the me who ate it, the me who stopped me... yeah, I just wanna make a paradox.

 

[Surri-Sama]

Granted, but then i divided by 0, ending your paradox....and EVERYTHING

I wish someone could explane what actually happens when you divide by 0 (with a rational answer)

GL

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, but it makes your head explode.

I wish smashboards would start sending out email notifications again.

 

[XLII]

Granted, the e-mail notifications are all insults(e.g. notification: you are stupid), and you get over 9000 of them.

I wish to have my cake and eat it too.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Wait, you said "I wish A1lion had my cake and that he would eat it?" Gladly.

I wish to play smash with KK90.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you must play online with severe lag.

I wish I could let everybody in my school know how much I hated them, and then I could leave forever.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but when you leave, you go to Michael Jackson Land.

I wish for a bowl of cereal.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's one of those really bland cereals, and you don't have any sugar.

I wish I could scat like the Scatman.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but you could do it anyway (Remember, he sings: "If the Scatman can do it, so can you" )

I wish Scatman was alive and still made as awesome music. (Also, "He just hasn't got a chance to be born yet" doesn't suffice for a corruption)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I eat his arm.

I wish I could eat the Scatman's foot.

 

[PrepareYourself]

You can, but you don't want to.

I wish I could make amazing ASCII art.

 

[derek.haines]

Granted, but your keyboard breaks forcing you to use the Windows on-screen keyboard.

I wish I had a big TV.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, but it falls on you when your friends are around.

I wish someone would get that reference.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's a stalker.

I wish I could use a yo-yo for combat efficiently.

 

[PrepareYourself]

(That's SO COOL) Granted, but the other dudes have yoyos with blades.

I wish I had a sword that I can adjust its size like tape measure.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, just like a tape measure it limps the longer it gets.

I wish I had the POWAH!!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get the power to do my chores without getting tired.

I wish for something I've already wished for before.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, but you've wished that I was the supreme lord of the universe.

I wish for the vader force to slowly weaken and eventually disappear.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Not granted. The Vader Army will always live, even if we don't keep the Vader avis.

I wish to get up at 6:00AM tomorrow.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, I can't corrupt that as you just saved the Vader Army.

I insert a wish.

Spoiler

Yes, I am posting in the right thread, btw.

 

[A1lion835]

You get: "Ha! In your face! I have no pie! Although that's pretty good..."

I wish to insert Karptroopa inserting a wish to eat my pie.