Wish Corruptor

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. The site crashes from the sheer amount of people posting.

I wish I could find my phone...

 

[Agi]

Granted. It's in your toilet.

I wish that I had a cinnamon roll. (random, I know.)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you made me hungry. Because of that, you must get in muh bellah.

I wish agidius's dragon wasn't going to kill me.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, he is going to take you to somebody else who will kill you.

I wish you would support Ike for H&H 3.0

 

[Agi]

Granted, but he is overwhelmed by Mallow mainers.

I wish I knew what the heck H&H 3.0 was.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, Hurt and Heal is another game here in the Forum Games section where you post who you want to attack and who you want to heal, and with what attack, you should check it out, it's an okay game.

I wish for...MARSHMALLOW PUDDING!

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You're allergic.

I wish all my homework was done and that someone would think of a good corruption for this.

 

[Agi]

(this has been done before V_V) Granted, it was done incorrectly.

I wish I hadn't stolen that corruption.

 

[TWILTHERO]

Granted, but i take that corruption and throw it in your face

I wish i had one real wing and and a kick*ss metal wing

 

[Agi]

Granted, due to the weight imbalance you continually fall towards your left.

I wish that the curse of the custom avis was over (even though mine still works)

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. I aquire the coolest avatar EVAR and put you all to shame though.

I wish this wasn't Sunday night. I hate Sunday nights.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, it's the worst Saturday night of your life.

Edit: I wish I made a wish earlier.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, the wish you now made was that Karptroopa becomes an overlord of this world, and Pie World. MUAHAHA.

I wish I always could post this late at night! (around 3am in the morning O_O )

 

[Mith_]

Wish granted, but your internet goes out that late at night from now on :]

I wish I had a friggin laser gun.

 

[Agi]

Granted, it fires backward.

I wish that Kirby was Top Tier (#1) in ssb64.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but now he is bottom tier in Brawl and in Super Smash Bros Truce.

I wish for a hill to appear north of my house, so I can climb it for the sake of it.

 

[dmastar648]

granted,you fall while climbing it
i wish i had better weapons in metal gear solid 4

 

[tsetse]

granted but said hill has mudslides to the right of it. I wish Pluto was still a planet

 

[dmastar648]

granted now earth isnt one
i fish a wish

 

[Kinzer]

You get nothing since your fishing skills are fail.

I wish my fishing skills were over *shot*.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but your fishing rod is shot into oblivion whilst trying out your skills.

Spoiler

*reloads*

I wish to get mah hands on a beta version of the next Zelda.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it's buggy as hell and makes you never play a Zelda game ever again... And you start a plan on destroying every single copy of all Zelda games ever made.


I wish I had 10€ more money.. So I could buy one thing I want.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, Chuck Norris takes the 10€ away from you.

Arf

 

[Jonkku]

Granted but Urf

I wish Captain Falcon would go get my money back from Chuck Norris

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, however, the Captain hears about your plot to have Karp destroy every Zelda ever made, and gives a Falcon PAWNCH, as well.

I wish for the power to FALCON PAWNCH.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, the first and only target you use it on is your face... while you have a Zelda OoT (limited gold edition) cartridge in your mouth.

I wish I could be a bit nicer to Karp.. Hmmm.. Karp.. lol karp is a fish.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I force you to be nice to him by whipping you. I'm the only one who can be mean to him.

I wish nobody would take that job away from me.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You eventually get carted away by the FBI for some odd reason though...

I wish I had done soccer instead of weight lifting this year.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the ball gets kicked into your face every single time you play a soccer game, though.

I wish to do it without the boy.

 

[XACE-K]

O_o

I wish Sly didn't have a Vader avi like Boezy and Baron.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, to take his place, you have the Darth avy, instead.

I wish for a gigantic chocolate pudding, YES!

 

[XACE-K]

I had it with this mutha f***in Karptroopa and his mutha f***in puddding.

*shoot Karp for the millionth time*

I wish to leave this thread.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, now everybody in this thread talks about you behind your back.

I wish for Sonic to be in Brawl.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, he's blue and he's a hedgehog.

I wish for fish on a dish.

 

[Cipher]

granted but the fish will blow up in 30 seconds

I wish that the fish won't blow up in 30 seconds.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted... You have 2 seconds

I wish for magic cake.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it magically kills you.

I wish for a magic wand.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, not the type of magic you would be expecting though...

I wish I had the magic power to sway ladies when necessary.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. This only works on the female part of trees.

I wish that when Tingle sprouts balloons, you could grab onto them, fly up, and not get star KO'd.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you SD.

I wish for SSB64 to come out on the VC.