Wish Corruptor

[XACE-K]

.........

I wish Karptroopa died.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

DENIED DENIED DENIED

I wish I could play "Fire Field" on my guitar.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, you stat playing a game on top of your guitae in a field of fire.

I wish Aethiests and Religous people would learn to tolerate each other's viewpoints.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. That wish is uncorruptable.

I wish for glow sticks.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. Amidst the confusion, the Devil takes over the Earth.

I wish God would assemble Religion's biggest figures to make a super-team to stop him.

 

[SkylerOcon]

Religion's biggest figures include Satan, so he kills the rest of the team.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

 

[XACE-K]

As Sly would say, DENIED DENIED DENIED.

I wish I was bald.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, but they're all dead, and God forgot how to bring people back to life.

I wish that the Kirby in my avatar became real and attacked all the vader avatars.

Edit: Wow. 2 people posted before me.

Granted. People now laugh at you and say "Ha ha! Look at the bald teenager!"

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, I suppose since you want me to corrupt that wish to benefit you, I will go ahead and prevent that paradox, and make you bald.

I wish Dr. Ivo Robotnik would come up with more songs than "Through the Pingas and Flames."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HyaaM0tB6k

Edit: Wish granted A1, but the Kirby cannot be seen by me so it technically doesn't exist.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get Pingrolled.

I wish I could get Pingrolled.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted. But it's not called Pingroll, it's called Pingasroll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE0PBFJobZM&feature=related

I wish Dr.Robotnik from the cartoon was in Brawl, and all of his funniest lines were incorporated.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, you DIE seven days after seeing it.

I wish for endless Snickers.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but he must be banned from legal tournament play because he is so overpwoered he doesn't need a Smahball to activate his Final Smash, which is the video I linked here before.

I wish my head wouldn't explode from the sheer epicness the video has to offer.

Edit: Wish granted, but the Snickers taste horrible.

 

[Deleted member]

DENIED DENIED DENIED

I wish for the love of the girl I crush on.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Sorry, I can't grant love. Maybe interest, but not love.

I wish for endless Sunny D

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I get 57% of it.

I wish my wish would get DENIED DENIED DENIED.

 

[Kinzer]

GRANTED GRANTED GRANTED.

I wish it was easier to pull out the stubborn pimples.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, when you pull them out, you DIE!

I wish Dr.Robotnik would stop saying PINGAS!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, he says BUUBZ instead.

I wish XACE-K had the courage to see this.

 

[Deleted member]

DENIED DENIED DENIED

I wish Mini Mic would GET IN MAH BELLAY!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, he has a knife...

I wish a green light at the end of a small tunnel.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, but the light turns red once you get there and you have to wait 10 minutes for it to turn green again.

I wish I had more cinnamon crunch bagels.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they taste like PINGASes!

I wish I didn't have Rickrollaphobia.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, now the only music you LIKE is Rick Roll.

I wish people would stop treating SA2B like the godliest game ever just becuase it has a stupid tamagochi sim.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Wish not granted. Chaos are the sh*t and SA2B was the last good Sonic game.

I wish Silver would fall off a cliff.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You're Silver.

I wish I could control time.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. You can control how many people get TIME magazine every month.

I wish my dog would shut up.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. For a millisecond.

I wish I could go back or forward in time whenever I wanted, and I could go however far I wanted, and I don't cause a paradox, or a Kinzerdox, or an A1liondox, or anything like that.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you DIE!

I wish I was drunk.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Now get in your car and go on the highway.

I wish for MOTHER 3.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted, but it's YOUR Mother.

I wish Ike's recovery was like Wario-Man's.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, he must DIE! first.

I wish for sense.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. $0.02

I wish for inspiration.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted.

I wish for...the number four!

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, 4 people throw 375 mph balls at your PINGAS.

I wish for....PIZZA!!

 

[Zap tackle]

Granted but it was dropped on the floor
I wish for pichu to be in ssb4

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, Pichu in Melee evolved into Pickachu in SSB4. Technically he is in.

I wish for a banjo.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, everybody hates your music.

I wish for some Domino's Pizza.

 

[Zap tackle]

granted, but the pizza deliverer eats it in front of you
I wish for a dog

 

[F1r3w0lf]

granted, but it's a wolf, and that wolf is me.

I wish I wasn't Zap tackle's pet.