Wish Corruptor

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you choke on a sip of water that solidifies in your throat.

I wish for a CD copy of Kilroy Was Here! by Styx.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. You learn why it's regarded as one of the worst albums ever.

I wish for CHOCLATE!! CHOOCLAATE!!

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you also get AIDS, AIIIDS!!!

I wish for a CD copy of 1984 by Van Halen.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, chocolate RAIN

I wish I hadn't said that already before

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you DIE!

I wish for something.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get something that kills you

I wish for a girlfriend

 

[XLII]

Wish granted, but she just broke up with you.

I wish I could win the game.

 

[Kinzer]

WHY?!?! Anyway Wish granted, but you lose when you play a second time.

I wish my computer would stop making that *whrrrrrrrr* noise when it sometimes loads something.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, it makes the sound of fingernails on a clakboard. *Shudders*

I wish for a CD copy of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band by the Beatles.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's broken.

I wish a drum and a cymbol will fall on my head and make a *ba-dum-pish* sound.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but it's 3 in the morning and you can't fall back asleep until you are doing something important.

I wish I had the best wi-fi ever.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You're T.V. breaks though, as does your Wii.

I wish my knuckle wasn't swollen.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it asploded.

I wish my knuckle would asplode.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. You have to replace it with a Barbie knee.

I wish my dad will consent to taking my friends out to the country Sunday Afternoon.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. He leaves them out there with no way of getting home though.

I wish someone would grant this wish.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but I am free to do as I please with you now that you haven't mentioned anything in particular...no, not that dammit!

I wish for a new planet Earth we can sue to migrate to.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but we just **** it up all over again. Isn't the human species awesome?

I wish my question was actually true.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you die in a very cliche way because I say so.

I wsih smebodoy cluod raed tihs.

 

[Kinzer]

Wihs garnetd, I can raeds good.

I wish I could raid good, and I really mean raid. (PANTYRAID LOLOL!)

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but you get caught and arrested.

I wish I had no school tomorrow due to 4 feet of snow

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. All of it falls at once on you.

I wish that Sega didn't die out during the console wars. In fact, I wish they won.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, Nintendo loses and there is no Smash Bros.

I wish for SSB4 to be the best Smash Bros. ever, like the fun of SSB64 with all the options of Brawl and the advanced tactics of Melee (except wavedashing)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you break your copy and can't get another one.

I wish Kinzer was my slave.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but YOU are my slave.

I wish i could not go to school tomorrow, but still pass my class with As.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, you could probably do that anyway...

I wish it was OK for me not to go to school tomorrow (except everyone would kill me for ruining the bio exam)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but the girl you're crushing on wants to do it with you tomorrow but simnce you don't show up, too bad. :/

I wish Link wasn't bombing some PINGASes.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted...oh God, but you don't want to know what they splat out when they go boom.

I wish I really did not know that.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you now become a 15 year old boy who knows nothing about how the body works.

I wish for PK Chocalate Rain.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

granted, some stay dry but you feel the pain.

I wish for cherry chocolate rain.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted, but they all fall in mud!!

I wish for a ton of italian icecream!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish... Tec, tec, tec-tec-a-mooshack, tec-tec-mooshack, tec-a-mosshack a bondadays!

 

[Davy Jones]

You get a brain insteed. You'l need it!

I wish I could make my own SSB!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, there are no playable characters.

I wish to "know what they say" (Youtube poop edition).

 

[Davy Jones]

You "know what they say", but you don't know who "they" are.

I wish SSB4 was out!

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but every store suddenly runs out whenever you're in it.

I wish that my new weegee dolly would come with a free lazah!

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. The Laser scope seems to be locked on your head.

I wish my wish was granted, and that I would live.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but Ganon comes and you die. And since that would cause a paradox with your wish, you turn into Captain Fartcon.

I wish for the laser to lock onto someone else's head. D:

 

[PrepareYourself]

You grew a second head.

I wish I had 1000000 gold.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but Kinzer pinches it and adds it into his empire, which we pay tax for.

I wish I wasn't so obssessed with my 2 inside jokes, Dr Nickel Q Pumpkin and my weegee dolly.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, you're obssesed with yourself.

I wish I could meet Santa Claus and find out how he's supposed to deliver all of those presents in one night.