Wish Corruptor

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. Granted. Are you even listening?

I wish for Falcon Pawnch to be a worldwide phenomenon.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, oh wait, it already is.
*PAWNCHES YOU*

I wish XACE-K's pudding would make itself.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted. But it tastes horrible now.

I wish I had a chocolate fountain.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but the only way you can fill it is with chocolate rain.

I wish I knew how to give massive damage.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, however, it's OVER 9000!
And that defies physics, and thus you turn into a weegee dolly, which makes much more sense.

I wish for a Darth Vader avi.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, your head explodes.

I wish I could participate in the Gourmet Race.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but Dedede feels peckish mid-race and shoots your foot and then eats it.

I wish for a brand new weegee dolly.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you turn out to be a nostalgia freak and want your old Weegee dolly back. Turns out that I Sonic the Baron Boezy Kinzer you burnt it over the pudding incident.

I wish for some lasagna.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but Garfield uses karate upon your butt and you're left eating cat food, instead.

I wish for a new weegee dolly (beat zat!

Spoiler

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)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, see the corruption two posts up.

I wis- DENIED DENIED DENIED.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Denied GRANTED GRANTED.

I wish someone would post in the Counter(strike) thread of mine.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but yet, I do not. >:D

I wish for piez.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get pied in the face.

I wish our High School pep rallies weren't so boring.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. High school musical.

I wish High School Musical was rated PG-13.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, they're filled with pie.

I wish to know the difference from Moderated Groups and Invite/Public groups.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. You don't know that you know.

I wish for a lvl 17 computer.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, its power level is OVER 9000!!! and it just happens to be a Captain Falcon computer. It FALCON PAWNCHES you and destroys your Wii.

I wish to play with my Wii-Wii.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you can play with your Wii-Wii, whilst I play with my DS-DS.

I wish that Sly would stop playing with his Wii-Wii, or else his computer will get broken-broken.

 

[XLII]

granted, but after one second of play, you vomit my toaster and it destroys your Wii-Wii.

I wish I could teleport

 

[PrepareYourself]

You can teleport a year into the future. The ritual for the teleportation takes one year as well.

I wish I could win the game.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but you teleport into Dr Nickel Q Pumpkin's lair as your first, unintentional destination, and get turned into a pumpkin.

I wish for a PS3-3.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the only games you have for it are sucky.

I wish for Mona's Pizza.

 

[PrepareYourself]

You get the Mona Lisa.

I wish for a couch.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted. You get a cat too!

I wish I had SSB4

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. You reserved it, but you lost your Wii.

I wish for peanuts.

 

[Davy Jones]

You get dust.

I wish for candies!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Fuck penis.

 

[PrepareYourself]

You get a time paradox.

I wish I could play the fire extinguisher like a saxophone.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted, but pops up.

I wish I could build a plane.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it crashes into your house.

I wish for a pet Charizard.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It's not tame though :O

I wish this was Sparta.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get kicked into the Pit of Death.

I wish for the "will to play Zelda." (For some reason, I just can't seem to be willing enough to play anymore.)

 

[XACE-K]

:O You must die now.

*stabs Sly Fox 82.5 times*

I wish I knew how the .5 stab occurred.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I broke your knife in half.

I wish... I'm gonna go play it once I'm done here.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

DENIED. Your Wii promptly explodes as a reault. Sorry bro.

I wish for 70 more pages to be magically filled up in this thread.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish my Wii hadn't DIEd.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it DIE!!!!!ed

I wish DIE!!!!!ed was a word.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It's seen as the most awful swear word ever. Whoever says it is sentenced to immediate and painful death.

I wish my pizza was here already.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but the delivery man was starved after working in the Pizza Hut slave service for so long, so he devours your pizza whole.

Luckily, it's half price!

I wish that I wasn't making bad jokes.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you're making monsters.

I wish ^<V.