Wish Corruptor

[Karptroopa]

^ Granted, however, an arrow flies towards your head, as it gets loose during delivery.

< Is enjoying a bucket of LOL he ordered.

> *is currently zooming towards Sly Fox*

V I wish for the Wish Corrupter to fuse with You're Banned and ^<V !!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

^ Banned for making this game too confusing.
< I wish that I had an urge to play Pokemon
V Will Corrupt my wish

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but a paradox is occurred. What kind of paradox you ask? Well...

The next person will

> look over there

and insert pizza.

I wish I could stop this paradox.

 

[Agi]

Granted, but I prove that motion (and therefore typing) is impossible.

I wish my mom would stop nagging me about maining a girl in Brawl O_o

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, she now nags on you for playing Brawl.

I wish Waddle Dee was top tier...seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAPFFUMOJAM&watch_response

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they are top tier in lameness. lolololllllolollolololololl

*gets attacked by Waddle Dees*

I wish I wasn't getting attacked.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, you are getting *****

I wish Burger King was good for you.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but now you're addicted to healthy snacks other than Bk.

I wish for the secret recipe to the Krabby Patty.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, it involves Karp meat.

I wish for a Karppy patty

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted: Big Mac
I wish for the old cartoons.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but they're filled with lewd Karptroopa references so that they stay hip and edgy.

I wish for edgy F1r3w0lf patties.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

granted, you cut yourself on the sharp edges

I wish for this wish to be taken literally.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

DENIED DENIED DENIED

I wish my mom hadn't broken my mouse.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, how will you type with a broken keyboard?
I wish for Pikachu to be Pinkahu

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, pink is now illegal.

I wish I had 50 more posts in this thread.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

granted, the thread is now closed.

I wish that F1r3burgers are now made with edgy F1repatties.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but everybody eats at Xace-KFCs.

I wish I could get some Sly Fox meat to make some chicken.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but it's contaminated with the Karp Strain 1 virus.

I wish for a vaccine!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but it has to be taken with long sharp needles, UP THE BUTT

Spoiler

CHARIZARD!

I wish I could read Japanese.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted.

...let me see that... nope, that's Mandarin you're reading.
Whoops, I corrupted your wish.

I whisk that I can beat an egg with a wish.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but its really, really, really pointless and everyone laughs at you.

I wish i could beat the Animal i have become.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted. You beat yourself

I wish I could never get bored.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, the only way for you not to be bored is by masturbating.

I wish for some Kool-Aid.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it's Kool-AIDS.. And you get aids from it.

I wish for a pizza box!!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, no pizza for you... ever again!

I wish for MOAR ANIMAL CROSSING MUSIC.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it's made my be from now on... And it's alot worse.

I wish that it would be November already.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted. It's november... last year!

I wish we were in the medieval age.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted.. You get sacrificed to the gods.

I wish aagagagaaaaaaagaga... No, not really. I actually wish for

Spoiler

lol made you look

 

[Agi]

Granted, but I didn't look. (lolparadox)

I wish we could start a new Vader line.

 

[Neverender]

Granted, but you will have no thumbs or nipples.

 

[Agi]

O_o


...and you didn't make a wish.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, Neverender dies.

I wish to make fun of somebody.

 

[Agi]

Granted, you make fun of me for failing to do these games right twice in a row.

I wish mah pants weren't so uncomfortable. >.<

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, stop getting hard.

I wish I was king of karate.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you will never have a queen.

I wish for the next poster to stab me 100 times.

 

[Agi]

Um... granted? *stabs Sly Fox 100 times*
You receive tetanus, HIV, and lung cancer. Nice going.

I wish I hadn't been forced to be a murderer >.<

 

[XLII]

Granted, but you choose to become a serial killer

I wish there were more melee tournaments around where I live

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but they're Pichu only, all items on, in Big Blue..

I wish for lulz

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you don't get lolz or lawlz, though.

I wish for chicken.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but SuperCow comes to rescue Chicken from your Vader might of toaster eating.

I wish that this post wouldn't be post #14000 in this thread.