Wish Corruptor

[XLII]

Granted but you lose all ability to communicate

I wish I was a hacker

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you can now hack a hangover
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_VPXdGa2qM

I wish for a DeLorean with a flux capacitor and enough plutonium to generate 2.42 gigawatts of power..

 

[XLII]

Granted, but the plutonium is inside of your colon.

I wish metaknight weren't op

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, he's God.

I wish I had Luigi's moustache.

 

[XLII]

Granted, but Luigi kills you to get it back.

I wish I could win the game.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, ask Charizard92 how.

I wish for an endless weekend.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish school would blow up.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Out in an impoverished African village, the only school building explodes, along with any hopes for the children to make a good living. Way to go, jerk.

I wish that wasn't so harsh.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's... mmm, well, it's... something worse.

I wish K.K. Slider would perform in my house.

 

[XLII]

Granted you are now in animal crossing. All the girls are furries.

I wish I had phasing.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you DIE!!!!!ed.

I wish to go asplode.

 

[Agi]

Granted, you asplode. Why does everyone want die, anyway?

I wish I could get the song from 2:25 go away.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l5ITf9Cvt0

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but it comes back.

I wish for a map in her eyes...

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's a map to the bridge to nowhere.

I wish there weren't so many f****** vaders.

 

[Agi]

Granted, but ah steels sum ur pies

I wish I had my own pie to steal.

 

[XLII]

Granted but I steal it

I wish i could be a ninja

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but pirate supporters come from the internets and pwn you.

I wish I could eat my own head, without causing a paradox.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, no paradox occurs whilst you eat your head, but one does occur when you attempt to eat your lunch.

I wish for a Doexys-related paradox.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you make a typo and create a paradox..

I wish I'd know what do Vader and eating have in common..

(One Vader eats pie, other eats toasters..)

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you see, we need strength. And we can absorb this powah from various household utilities, it seems.

Except me, I can just eat pie, instead.


Sly shares his toastah powah between us all, keeping our vader avies alive.
And thus, they shall give us the power to conquer the galaxies.

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I wish we didn't eat so much.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but you lose you powahs and become underweight. Then Mario comes and gets all the galaxies back from you and gives weird names to them.

I wish to have the pie Karp doesn't want to eat. Aslong as it's either an apple pie, or a blueberry pie.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. All those "blueberries" are actually painted goat turds.

I wish I could turn up my music and not wake up my brother's girlfriend.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted. You wake up your brother wich beats the **** out of you.

I wish I never get fat.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get obese.

I wish I knew the cure for kereximasplosions.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted. It's death!

I wish I could be immortal.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Too bad side effects of being immortal include being brain dead and crippled. Oh well...

I wish I had over 9000 posts.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I have over 10,000, though. More than you.

I wish I did really have over 10,000 posts.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted but I have 11 000 posts now.

I wish that the next poster doesn't have 12 000 posts.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but that makes you all Smash N00bs, due to a paradox of all these post count wishes.

I wish for whisking wishs that wish up whisks.
Bacon bacon.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you get bacon..

I wish that I could do the Tunak Tunak Tun dance perfectly, by myself... This would also require that I get 3 clones of myself.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but all of your clones have no legs.

I wish I had a evil clone of Sonic the Baron.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but evil clone of an evil being is not evil.. (Two nos make a yes )

I wish I would what is love? Also, I don't want to be hurt by babies










...Or rabies either.

Edit: Aww dangit... typo'd :/
I hate when I forget words..

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted. You what love is more than before.

I wish for Piiiiieeeee!!!

 

[Nintendood]

Granted, but your allergic to pie.

I wish for a DSi.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I break it.

I wishfor 5.

 

[Davy Jones]

You get 4.

I wish for more.

 

[Jonkku]

You get more, no more.

I wish for door.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it hits you in the face.

I wish to go BLARGHOLOGAKOLIARGAHRAH!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but Blarg holo gakoli arg ah rah is the new name for United States of America.. Also, you now speak a new language... Which is not named yet.

I wish my face wouldn't hurt for getting hit by a door...

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. It hurts from being hit by a car.

I wish my Counter(strike) thread didn't die.