Wish Corruptor

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. He divvies up the presents between you and him. You have to cover sub-Saharan Africa and Eastern Europe, and on foot.

I wish my armpits didn't sweat.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but that doesn't mean they still can't smell.

I wish my armpits wouldn't stink or sweat...especially now in the time I'm gonig through, this happens so often in the most inconveniant of tiems and places...

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. They emit uncontrollable lasers whenever a pretty girl is within a 5-mile radius.

I wish I foot wasn't asleep.

 

[Kinzer]

Oh so that's how you want to play huh?

Wish granted, but now your whole leg (excluding your foot of course) is asleep...you find it hard to bend your knee don't you?

I wish this number I have on a piece of paper is real. lolol it wouldn't really matter if it was or wasn't anyway.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Well...ok...DENIED DENIED DENIED

I wish I knew her number...

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you'll be glad to know that I am being honest with you right now and that she is already with another man, she just happens to be my friend and it was her idea that she gave me her number and that we schedule to go to a movie tomorrow.

I wish I could see Boezy's expression right now to learn that it wasn't a potential get-together with another girl but instead just two friends hanging out...who happen to be the opposite sex.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

-_-

I wish for :D

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it becomes a freak and is now a D:D.

I wish I could create the perfect sammich.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but you must serve it to me, juts like you must show me your moves.

Your moves, I wish for you to show them to me.

 

[Nintendood]

Granted, but the bright lights cause you to have a seizure.

I wish I had some night vision goggles.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but they haven't worked since last night.

I wish I could make Planar eclipses.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. But you don't know how.

I wish for my brother's computer was encased in J-ello.

(Kinzer, please help Peach in Hurt and Heal.)

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but the Jell-O does nothing but get in the way, in which case he can just eat the Jell-O, and have his computer work like normal if he gets rid of it.

(And yeah I forgot I was going to help, but I already attacked for this round...I'll have to wait until Falcon is killed off and until next available time to attack...)

I wish I had a calculator for a brain.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. 1 Function, which is subtraction.

I wish Kalas was in Brawl.

 

[Agi]

Granted, it's THIS guy:

I wish that SSB4 has actually been announced.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. It's been announced that there will be no SSB4.

I wish there was AIMSNGoogleTalk.

 

[Agi]

Granted, but it is overwhelmed by ABCNNBCBS.

I Wish I had a guest appearance in "The Simpsons".

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but you and your character must DIE!

I wish I couldn't KoriDAI.

 

[PrepareYourself]

PrepU tries to grant wish, but cannot understand Kinzer

I wish I had SoulCaliber 4.

 

[Kinzer]

(You're like me when I first came to this Forum Games section and you have no idea what we talk about, huh? Eh don't worry, it's just an inside joke with some Youtube Poop videos.)

Wish granted, but it doesn't work when you play it on the corresponding gaming system.

I wish i still had my one copy of Smash 64.

 

[PrepareYourself]

You do, but your N64 ran away.

I wish more people would post in my counter thread.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, one more person posts, who happens to be an angry moderator who for no reason closes the thread.

I wish I could be a Botanist for the lulz.

 

[PrepareYourself]

You grew a Piranha Plant, and now people are disappearing.

I wish Jigglypuff ran faster than Marth's final smash.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, your plants eat you

I wish you didn't need a sensor bar for the Wii

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but u lose the abilty to play any games on the Wii at all.

I wish Tire Dun EXITs

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but tires don exits.

I wish for pie.

 

[PrepareYourself]

The pie has Captain Falcon and his nipples encased in it.

I wish for a Time paradox.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted. Here you go.

The pie has Captain Falcon and his nipples encased in it.

I wish for a Time paradox.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. Here you go.

Granted. I wish for a time paradox.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, paradoxicating a time paradox means we move onward.

I wish I could Falcon PAWNCH my enemies authentically.

 

[PrepareYourself]

You have, but "So kuda!"

I wish my username was changed.

 

[XLII]

Granted, but your new user name gets you arrested for treason.

I wish everyone was playing the game

 

[Agi]

Granted, but I had already posted that on every other forum game.

I wish I could win the game.

 

[PrepareYourself]

I LOSE! NO!

Guys, check out this cool game I found. Cool Game

I wish for ant extermination.

 

[Agi]

Granted, your parents' sisters die.

I wish I could stop laughing from that picture.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You begin vomiting violently instead.

I wish I had a mallet to smack mah printer upside the head.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. The mallet heals the printer, as they are both (Dark) element.

I wish for a high potion.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, here's beer.

I wish for the manliness tier list.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Someone messed it up though, seeing as how Jigglypuff is Norris-tier.

I wish for a new tier list, which Ganon is at the top of.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's the old man tier list.

I wish for amnesia.