Wish Corruptor

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It RAWKS.

(I can't corrupt that...sorry...)

I wish this wasn't a Monday.

 

[Deleted member]

Arf
10arfs
Arf

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Woof?

Bark.

 

[Deleted member]

Dark Side.

Dark Side.

 

[XACE-K]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Hi! YES! Show me yo moves! You're too slow! Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!

Spoiler

Translation:

Granted

I wish for something.

 

[Deleted member]

FALKUN PAWNCH!!!

What does the scouter say about its power level?!

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

WHAT 9000?! There's no way that can be right!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

CAN IIIIT?!?!

I think it's right. After all, I was trained in the arts of Kaioken (SP?).

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

The balls are inert!

YEHS!

/thread derailment

I wish that this meme abuse would end.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but the Boezy abuse will begin! :O

I wish that Boezy would die a LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH.

 

[XACE-K]

Holy s*** 4 Vaders in a row.

IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!

*runs*

I wish to run faster.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

DENIED. YOU CANNOT RUN FROM THE DARK SIDE.

I wish Sonic the Baron wasn't actually a Baron.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, he is a Banebou.

I wish my mom would get back here.

 

[XACE-K]

OMG more Vaders!

*runs*

I wish for the Vaders to stop.

 

[Deleted member]

Not granted.

I wish for penne alli'arribbiata.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You get a tray instead.

I wish for death by tray.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but it's actually some of XACE-K's chocolate pudding. D:<

I wish the vaders would stop, PLEASE!
*is scared*
*joins XACE-K in cowering*

Spoiler

*shoots XACE-K in the foot whilst cowering*

 

[Deleted member]

NEVER!!!

I wish for a fight to the death.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you come back to life.

I wish wihs eye.

 

[A1lion835]

I don't understand.

I, by which I mean Karptroopa and XACE-K, will take on you Vaders!

I wish the Vaders would die.

 

[Deleted member]

Screw you.

Next person will lead the Vaders against the Magikarps and the Grimer!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

True.

Next person will help us recruit for more Vaders.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Umm. This is Wish Corruptor. And I won't.

I wish for the Vaders to join me. Together, we can peacefully rule Forum Games (yes you can still wear black.)

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but they turn on you and kill you.

I wish for...WHATEVER!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish the mods would calm down about The War.

 

[dmastar648]

no
i wish that she would just understand me

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, she understands you're crazy.

I wish I had more time.

 

[dmastar648]

granted,but then your mother dies
i wish i could feel this one girls 8008s

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, since I have no @#$%ing idea what you're typing, it's her...rectum...?

I wish I knew wth Dmastar was talking about.

 

[The Executive]

Wish granted, but you forgot what he said.

I wish LBP beta levels were transferrable.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but the level editor is updated and then it's worse than Brawl's one..

I wish I wish I wish...

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, but Dedede and Ness are not allowed.

I wish for a No. 2 pencil.

 

[Nintendood]

Granted, but its radioactive.

I wish I had a DSi.

 

[nakedsnake]

Wish granted but their are no batteries

I wish that I had a new computer

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, enjoy your new vista.

I wish for my laptop to come back from repairs.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it gets broken again, then repaired, then I steal, break it, and bring it back. In short, it's broken.

I wish people in my school didn't hate me for liking Harry Potter (even though I don't give a fuck what they think).

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted but you're banned for censor dodging.

I wish I was the Wizard of Slam.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but the wizard of Slam is killed, oh wait, that's you now, isn't it? OWELL!

I wish I was a mizard. That's right, a mizard, not a wizard.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You are able to fill entire threads with useless, babbling posts, and knowingly and proudly abuse internet memes, even though they're not funny (even after the 500th time).

Wait....you said "spam" right?

EDIT: Fast posting makes me want to punch babies.

Kinzer, little do you know that mizards have no friends and are hated and despised by everyone. But you still got your wish!

I wish I could read.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you can now only read my previous post.

I wish my last wish would be granted...again lololololol.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, and since originality sucks, your original wish turns you into waffles.

I wish for some of XACE-K's chocolate pudding. :D
...wait, didn't I already post that?
OH GAWD YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME TASTE IT