Wish Corruptor

[A1lion835]

Granted. I don't understand your sentence, as it contains capital letters in the middle of words.

I wish Smashboards hadn't been "acquired" by Major League Gaming Inc (no offense to Major League Gaming).

Edit: Oh yeah! My avatar's back!

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

wish granted. It get's acquired by Major League Baseball?

I wish I knew what the hell Major League Gaming was.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, it's a Pro gaming league, probably the biggest US one, and the only one that has Smash ladders.
But now they don't

I wish I could see A1lion's avi.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You have now severely confused me.

Can anyone other than me see my avatar?

I wish I could instantaneously go to any forum in this ****ing huge place.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but you can't visit any other website.

I wish that Boba Fett didn't get eaten by the Sarlac.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

He didn't. Seriously.

I wish that could be corrupted.

 

[A1lion835]

Access denied.

I wish that made sense.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

It makes so much sense, your head catches on fire.

I wish I didnt have a huuuuge headache right now.

 

[Cipher]

Granted you now have enlarged spleen!!!

I wish that I have a time machine

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Your time machine arrives to you in 40 years, where you take it back to this very moment where you wished for it. Paradoxes FTW.

I wish that someone would grant this.

 

[Cipher]

sorry I don't have the power i'm stuck in a paradox

I wish that their was more episodes of Dragon Ball or Dragon Ball Z or Dragon Ball GT

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They create a virus in your computer which then spreads to all other computers in the world. Congratulations, you just destroyed the internet.

I wish my science and english projects magically became done right now, no one dies, nothing else happens, and they both get 100% grades.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but AFTER you get 100% grades, terrible things happen.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted.

I wish for some soup.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You never wish it in the first place. But you've still wasted precious seconds of your life while reading this.


EDIT: Curse you XACE-K. You get insect-intestine-flavored soup as a result. (if you guess what song that's from, I'll be in love with you)

I wish that didn't just happen....

 

[Cipher]

granted your post gets deleted and your account is also deleted and banned
Xace-K granted the soup is cold

I wish that I have a life

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Your life ends shortly after this is granted though.

I wish for this post to be unharmed by fast-posting.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it is harmed by FIYAH.

My mom wishes for a toad...

 

[Cipher]

granted you turn into a toad

I wish that I will get 100% on my calculus test monday

 

[tsetse]

granted you get 100% of the questions wrong. I wish I had more firends.

 

[Cipher]

Granted you learn about the world of imagination, you can make as many friends as you like.

I wish that we could go further into space and master space travel. Explore the Universe.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, we colonize the American population on Mars, only to be sucked into a black hole that consumes everything except the planet itself (why do you think there's no life on Mars?).

I wish for an ice cream eating falcon.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but this Falcon can punch you...how can it do this with Wings and talons though...?

I wish somebody could tell me what the toaster prom is.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. It's this little joke that's been going on in the Forum Games Back Room, where we get to go with a date and eat all the toasters we want.

I wish the dream I just had was real (I had Majora's Mask on the Gameboy Advance).

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you play as Navi.

I wish the next person would not say anything remotely nerdy.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, now I say something extremely nerdy.

I wish, for liek the factory-sealed untouched edition of OoT, erh. Yeah, *snort* so cool, liek envy me! *snort*

 

[tsetse]

granted you have a mint copy of ocean of tears from everquest. I wish I had some menudo and barbacoa to eat.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they taste like s*** and urine.

I wish I wasn't lazy when it comes to homework.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You now have so much homework, it is impossible to finish it anyway.

I wish I could think of a good location.

 

[tsetse]

granted you have a location but no way to get there. I wish life was easier.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You're banned for not having an avatar and shunned for the rest of your life. How is that easier, you ask? It's easier to get picked on.

I wish that to catch them all was my real test, to train them is my cause.

Edit: ****. My avatars gone again. Sort of ironic.

 

[tsetse]

granted you are now the proud owner of a case of lice and tapeworms. I wish for mccain and palin to win

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted.

I wish I wouldn't get chewed out for not making a corruption.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get chewed in.

I wish for an oxymoron.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Intelligent Sarah Palin.

I wish to rip off Sly Fox's and tsetse's faces for being republicans.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I wish this guy ^ could be the next president.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. That's you, and your immediately assassinated for your hideousness.

I wish Sly Fox had corrupted my wish.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it was a bad corruption that includes you dying.

I wish for the Reign of Boredom to end.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. I have arrived!

I wish you could BUHLEEVE IT!

 

[Agi]

Granted. But YOU don't believe it, thus negating your existance.

I wish the forum was more active today, the one day out of the weekend I'm here...