Wish Corruptor

[XACE-K]

Granted, everybody else breaks the 4,960,537th wall.

I wish there were that many walls.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, you have to bust them down with your bare fists to reach the bathroom. Oh yes, and they're reinforced concrete.

I wish I didn't have distressing religious neuroses.

 

[Kinzer]

Alright, but now you have much more trouble with everything else.

I wish I had...hmm...I don't know, why don't you just give me something that won't harm me in anyway physically?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, you get a yappy little dog that will crap on your nice dress shoes.

I wish Dad was bringing something home for dinner.

 

[Kinzer]

...(lol) Wish granted, he's a bringing lotsa sphaghetti!

I wish Dr. Robotnik's PINGAS! was in Brawl.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, it's in a real live Brawl with you.


I wish my noodles are done.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, they taste like a PINGAS!.

I wish I wasn't getting slapped right now by a gigantic PIINGAS!.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You are being slapped by millions of smaller (and poison laced) PINGAS.

I wish I was more creative.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. You're more creative when it comes to slaughtering livestock, and PETA sends a hitman after you.

I wish my GERD hadn't started acting up again (GERD is chronic heartburn)

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but now your foot's asleep?

I wish I could start this day again because it started off horribly.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, however, an evil mudkip comes and eats your computer, and no, you can't go back in time a second time.

I wish that I could turn into a Yoshi.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted...Giddy-yup...

I wish Karp knew what he was in for.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, so Karp swallows Kinzer whole before Kinzer gets a chance.
...and then, Karp turns Kinzer into a wuvwy eggy.
...which he then eats.

I wish to have wings in my Yoshi form.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. They totally clash with your eyes though.

I wish my global class was easier.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you have one extra credit assignment LESS to do.

I wish I had more extra credit in all of my classes.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, however, you stay in class much longer in order to earn it. Practice moar.

I wish for Yoshi eggs.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you are arrested for requesting eggs that are made out of Yoshi.

I wish for pizza.

 

[Nintendood]

Granted, however, it's a school pizza. Meaning it's made of cardboard.

I wish my DS hadn't had the hinge broken...

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, instead everything else is broken on it.

I wish I had a real life Nintendog.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it s***s on your face.

I wish for an explosion.

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

Wish granted.

However, you are caught in the blast and immediatly disintergate.

I wish for omnipotence.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

granted, with omnipotence comes omniresponsibility.

I wish for omniscience

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Your mind implodes for humans just aren't meant to know some things...

I wish that it was 2 hours earlier.

 

[The Executive]

Granted, but you're just two time zones ahead.

I wish that 24: Redemption was here already.

 

[clockwerk]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish people wouldn't be such noobs on wifi. Don't you hate those guys that taunt the whole game?

 

[Surri-Sama]

Granted, Wifi is now gone and there are no noobs or pros.

I wish Wifi did'nt lag/Delay

 

[The Executive]

Granted, but now real life lags/delays instead.

I wish the DSi had a GBA slot.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. As a result, the GBA is outlawed for no reason and all of them are burned. People who even own GBA's are killed. Harsh.

I wish I had more inspiration for this new, crazy story.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted. Here's your weegee.

I wish for avys made with real win.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted. Look at mine.

*Karptroopa's head explodes*

I wish I could double jump IRL.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you fail a double-jump and land on your head.

I wish I could whistle the tune of "Town Hall and Tom Nook's Store Brawl Remix."

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You lose the ability to speak though.

I wish my throat felt better.

 

[dmastar648]

granted, your arm is sour
i wish i had recon in halo 3 with no drawbacks

 

[GreatClayMonkey]

Granted, you realize reacon isn't that cool
I wish I had a taco that wouldn't harm me

 

[Nintendood]

Granted. Instead, the drink that comes with it harms you.

I wish that sonic was a higher tier.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, eh has been moved to Steak Tier.

I wish Nintendood suddenly became "NintenChick" for the lulz.

 

[tsetse]

Granted but kinzer falls in love with nintenchick and they are married. I wish for world peace.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. In about 8 millienia, you can expect world peace to occur.

I wish I knew if I spelled millenia correcty or not.

 

[Nintendood]

Granted, but you spell everythign else wrong.

i wish i had a flying car.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, you try to join a flock of migrating geese. They realize you're an impostor, then land on the hood of your car, pecking through your windshield whilst crapping on your sweet new ride.

I wish my stomach felt better.