Wish Corruptor

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but you have to pay child support for Ya Boi!

I wish I could come in peace...es...

 

[XACE-K]

Granted some of your peace....es are lost forever.

I wish I could figure out hint 26.

 

[killbeast301]

Granted except not. I wish Xace would explain what "hint 26" is

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but now you're wondering about rule 34 <_< >_> V_V...Will I get warned for that?

I wish I didn't have a cold.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You have Lime Disease.

I wish TFU had more replayability.

 

[killbeast301]

Granted, now you have pneumonia.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted. (And if you say "Granted, that was easy" it doesn't count because that's what I wished for)

Edit: oh, wow...except I don't feel like doing anything.

 

[The Executive]

Granted, but I hit Ctrl+Z.

I wish for a salad full of tires.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you must now have to eat it as well *burp* start chugging it down boy.

I wish to be a temporary Redneck.

 

[killbeast301]

Granted, except now tires don exits.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Edit: what's with all the fast posting!?

 

[The Executive]

Granted, I put you in the sun for ten hours.

I wish to have a glass of tire foam with which to finish my salad of tires.

 

[killbeast301]

Granted, but tire foam also don exits.

I wish this wish was corrupted and not with "granted, that was easy"

 

[The Executive]

Granted, that was not hard.

I wish tire foam exits.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, although it took me a while to come up with something creative.

I wish The Legend of Lucario had more fan reviews so I had a reason to continue my story.

Edit: Alright, but it don taz gewd.

 

[The Executive]

Granted, but Lucario dies at the end because his Triforce of Lame was overpowered by Magikarp's Triforce of Rapesauce.

I wish I knew what I was talking about.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you're talking about this...

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=184514

I wish MK could be fixed with a wrench.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted.... But wait...What?! Are you crazy! Now Metaknight dual wields a wrench and a sword, making him twice as fast and powerful.

I wish for this post to not be a victim of fast posting.

 

[The Executive]

Wish granted, but then you'd have to fix the wrench which has inexplicably gained Mach Tornado and become Splash-tier fail miserably.

I wish Slip-n-Slides didn't make you bleed.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted!

I wish this was true!

Edit: Dangit Boe jinxed us all

Further Edit: Wish granted, it makes you cough up blood now.

 

[killbeast301]

Granted
I refuse to corrupt that I want him fixed too.

I wish I was having lasagna tonight and not ribs. Not that I don't like ribs, I just feel like lasagna instead.

Edit:

Edit: Dangit Boe jinxed us all

****it!

 

[The Executive]

Granted, but SNAKSELOT IS DEAD TIME PARADOX WUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I wish giant enemy crabs didn't molest you in your sleep.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, it's in real life now, I wonder what kind of babies you come up with...what's that you say, you aren't a woman? HAHA, it doesn't matter anyway, they're freaking crabs man!!

I wish this didn't happen to me.

 

[killbeast301]

ignore plz

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, it happens to your doppleganger, who beats you up for it happening.


I wish my birthday to where I'll be turning 15 wuz today.....

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you die the next day.

I wish people weren't being obsessed with Magikarp nowadays.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, now a certain mudpuppy pokemon gets even more attention.

I wish Mewto had his armor in Brawl

 

[XACE-K]

Granted he still isn't a playable character.

I wish my avatar had 100% more awesomeness.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, the univese explodes becuase it's already freaking awesome.

I wish the dent in the back of my car was instantly fixed without any traces of something hitting it.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

granted, but your front end is obliterated.

I wish for some peanut butter crackers.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I eat them.

I wish for *explodes*

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, you get Meta Jr.


I wish yesterday was today, and today was tommorrow, and tommorrow is 3 months later, and thursday is sunday.

 

[The Executive]

Granted, today was Boneless Thursday and you missed it.

I wish Magikarp was a verb.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, Magikarp is another way to say died. So, you just Magikarped.

I wish I could solve hint 26.

 

[The Executive]

Granted, but you can't read it since you no longer speak English.

I wish DK had advantage over everything.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, everything means a bunch of cardboard boxes.

I wish I had a box of DOOM.

 

[dmastar648]

granted, thats your house

i wish that the joker was real

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, he performs the pencil trick on you.

I wish The Joker would perform that trick on me.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, he uses explosives this time.


I wish I wuzn't sick today.

ACHOOO!!!

*sneezes on XACE-K*

 

[XACE-K]

Godammit. I gots germz on me. You must DIE!

*shoots Burrbomb in the foot*

I wish I knew how the Magikarp fad got started.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. As a reult of this knowledge, you become an extremely loyal follower to the KARP.

I wish I had some cool street name...

 

[Nintendood]

Granted, but it's shared by neighbors who happen to be registered pedophiles.

I wish i could break the fourth wall...