Wish Corruptor

[Zook]

Granted, but it lands on your crotch in the middle of public. Hur hur hur

I wish for dinner.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you DIE!

I wish I didn't leave the Octorok on.

 

[Zook]

Granted. Colgate finds out you used the words 'doctor' and 'rabbit' in the same sentence, and ban you from the internet.

I wish for a bedtime story about how Luigi find Yoshi, and Yoshi rescue princess.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, but Luigi yells HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!! The whole time and you don't get to hear the story.

I wish gay Luigi, Mama Luigi, God Luigi, Weegee, and regular Luigi got into a fight.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, they're all fighting you.

I wish for penne alli'arribiata.

 

[Agi]

um... granted?

I wish I knew what the heck penne alli'arribiata was...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. I know too.

(Looking good, Baron! Lovin the avatar.)

I wish Sonic the Baron would post underneath me so we could have clone Vaders.

 

[Agi]

Granted, but I'm not Sonic the Baron. XD

I wish I hadn't done that...

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, instead you stab a knife through your ribcage, good job.

I wish Agidius would come back from the dead.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, he has a vegeance.

I wish Boezy would post underneath me so we could have clone Vaders.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, too bad I post before him.

I wish Xace would post underneath me so we could have clone Mewkarps.

 

[clockwerk]

Granted, he posts his Mewkarp over 9,000 posts underneath you.

I wish the Clone Wars movie had never existed.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, however, Weegee dolly is a fan of George Lucas, and smacks your wish into oblivion.

I wish for an arm cannon so that I can multishot XACE-K in his foot.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I throw OVER 90,000 (not OVER 9,000) choclate puddings at you.

I wish for vanilla rain.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, however, one taste and you realize that you got chocolate rain as well. Better not stay dry, or else you'll feel the pain. >:D

I wish to hurl 90,000 non-returnable, non-refundable vanilla puddings at XACE-K.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, but I sell tickets to this event and become rich.


I wish Square Enix would give Nintendo Geno already.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, however, Mallow gets angry with him for being chosen to be back with Mario, and the following fight that ensues makes Square-Enix believe that they still have their merits, and takes them back.

I wish for a chain of Weegee-related emporiums!

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they get destroyed by your pudding.

I wish I could some on Karptroopa's back so he will be defensless.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but you have forgot to put some extra words in your post, so I assume you wished to have Karp shoot you in the foot. And I aim to please.

*shoots XACE-K's foot*

I wish for a time paradox in which puddings are alivez!

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, this time paradox also makes you dead.

I wish I knew why me and Karptroopa liked shooting each other in the foot.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted. We're just so very trigger-happy. Oh, and this.
*hurls a just baked pizza pie at XACE-K's foot*

I wish I knew whether or not that hurts.

 

[dmastar648]

granted,it does and xace-k kills your mother
i wish i had recon armor in halo 3

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, your game freezes.

I wish I couldn't get writer's block.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but your hand breaks and you can never write or type again.

I wish i knew which movie to buy.............for my friend's birthday.

 

[Agi]

Granted, but it's the one you wanted and it's the last one in stock.

I wish my 12 year old brother would stop watching Veggietales O_o

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. He starts watching that show on Oxygen network where the ugly old bat gives women tips on having sex.

I wish my stomach felt better.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you have to give me a million dollars first.

I wish I didn't have a report to do.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, but your on fire.

I wish ppl would stop making REALY obvious corruptions.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, they start making REALLY obvious wishes instead. (See what I did thar?)

I wish for a Subway sandwich.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, but Meta Jr. made it, so yeah, it explodes.

I wish I had a Handcannon. (gun)

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, Barrett Wallace finds you and beats you up because that's HIS thang.

I wish I didn't just acknowledge the existence of Final Fantasy 7.

 

[Agi]

Granted, but I acknowledge the existance of E.T. the Extraterrestrial (video game)

I wish that game had never been made.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, Superman 64 has still been made and has 10 sequels.

I wish for........

 

[Agi]

Granted. *world implodes*

I wish I owned an SNES.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's broken.

I wish I wasn't angry.

 

[Agi]

Granted, you become manically depressed.

I wish that I had a jetpack = D

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, it lifts you 1 cm. off the ground.

I wish I had a Chicago Typewriter. (gun)

 

[Agi]

Granted, it fires creamed corn.

I wish I had the ability to control the elements.

 

[tsetse]

granted you create a rainbow....... with a waterhose. I wish i was taller.

 

[Agi]

Granted, you can no longer breath because your head pokes out of the atmosphere.

I wish the custom avatar problem was fixed.