Wish Corruptor

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. The only custom avatars tht are allowed are racist and insult people who's names start with "a" and end with "gidius".

I wish I was playing TFU instead of doing English homework.

 

[Agi]

Granted, but you are no longer able to save.

I wish that there wasn't a random Boba Fett bobblehead in front of me. (don't ask.)

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, the Boba Fett bobblehead turns into the real deal and disintegrates you, so now your looking at a cloud in heaven.

I wish that it was forbidden to give homwwork over school holidays.

 

[Agi]

Granted, teachers make up for it by dumping a crapload of homework on you every night.

I wish Windows Vista was better.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but I don't corrupt your wish becuase my computer has Vista... oh wait....


I wish my computer didn't have Vista so that I could proper;y corrupt agidus's wish.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. But his wish comes true and Vista kicks ***.

*paradox...if you can spot it...*

I wish this thread could reach 5000 pages.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but it'll never reach OVER 9,000!!!!!!!! pages.

I wish this was true or false.

 

[Candide]

Granted, but the test turned out to be much harder than the multiple-choice one from before.

I wish someone would reply to this post, without care for what would be contained therein.

 

[XACE-K]

I wish Candide made a wish.

 

[Candide]

I wish Candide made a wish.

Sorry, you replied before I edited the post...

Now grant it!

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, everyone you love dies.

I wish Candide didn't create a paradox.

 

[dmastar648]

granted,i did

I wish that my halo 3 wouldnt freeze if i got recon

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, it now red rings your 360 when you get recon.

I wish I had a crossover game with Halo and Metroid, and both franchiese were given fair and equal representation.

 

[The Executive]

Granted, this franchise is called Dead Space, in which Halo and Metroid are given equal and fair representation (zero apiece).

I wish everything I said wasn't a lie.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but that means that you lied about your wish before I granted it, so now that wish has no point, thus creating another paradox.

I wish for the next president of the U.S. to be competant.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. But he's elected too late, as a nuclear war breaks out right as he's inaugurated.

I wish I wasn't in such a bad mood.

 

[The Executive]

Granted, but he dies and you're left with either a blowhard or a hockey mom.

I wish the next POTUS had heat vision.

 

[Zook]

Granted, but it also kills you.

I wish I had Jay Leno's chin.

 

[The Executive]

Granted, but it's a massive tumor and you die as well.

I wish I wished I had a wish to wish. Wishingly.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You wish for me to make a wish about wishing.

I wish I had wished about what The Executive wished.

 

[The Executive]

Granted, you wish you had wished to wishingly wish you wished you had a wish to *wish limit exceeded, please insert 25c*

I wish I had a quarter to finish that sentence.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted? - @xX Boezy Xx

I wish I knew how the heck I'm supposed to corrupt that.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but it's the only thing you know.

I wish for courage.

 

[The Executive]

You get an anthropomorphic lion.

I really wish I had that quarter.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It's canadian though.

I wish I could live only off of pancakes.

 

[The Executive]

Granted, but there are no pancakes. (OH SNAP)

I wish Boezy had pancakes to live off of.

 

[tsetse]

Granted, but he gets the wresting move flapjack also known as the pancake instead.\

I wish smashbards was not owned by MLG.

 

[The Executive]

Granted, but they're owned by GameStop.

I wish the Pepsi Plunge was Punk's finisher again.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, he's banned for doing it.

I wish for waffles.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but they don't have the kind of syrup you want to go with it *cough it's not even as slow-moving as regular syrup, it's more like Uri...nevermind*

I wish for a magnifying glass.

 

[The Executive]

Granted, but The Boss of God is watching you through it.

I wish Vince McMahon would give me free money.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, free fake money.

I wish for something strange to happen.

 

[solitonmedic]

Granted, your kitchen is on fire.

I wish Global Warming has stopped.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it resumes again in 5 minutes.

Iwishthiswishwasn'tinonewholesentence.

 

[The Executive]

Denied.

I wish.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Denied.

I wish for this wish to be denied.

 

[The Executive]

Ineligible receiver. 5 yard penalty, repeat third down.

I wish OU wasn't #1.

 

[tsetse]

granted they are not number one in Canada anymore. I wish Isai was playing brawl and using captain falcon in tournaments

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, you get pwnzered by teh N00BZ.

I wish I knew how to pronounce pwn.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you know how to, you just are restricted from pronouncing it now.

I wish mah boi could eat spaghetti.