Wish Corruptor

[ranmaru]

Granted you get them removed tommorow. (I got mines removed)

I wish well... I don't have to wish for a GF now hehehe. ;D

 

[MPH Deku]

K, fine.

I wish Ranmaru's GF was in the same room that I am in right now.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but I'm there too.

I wish I wasn't laughing haha.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, now you are crying.

i wish there was a disney fighting game similar to smash bros.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but it's not the Disney you were thinking of. Fight the Jonas Brothers as Hannah Montana!

I wish that I wasn't depressed.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, now you're manic.

Wish I didn't have to wake up at 6:00am today...

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted, but since it's just today, you have to wake up at 0600 EVERYDAY! >


I wish I could wish upon a star.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, it literally happens and you burn to death.

I wish Bullet Bills could be real ammo.

 

[peeup]

Granted, but they don't have faces anymore.

I wish that the next poster would hit ctrl+w

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted, but they don't have faces anymore.

I wish that the next poster would hit ctrl+w

Granted, it closed my window, but I cloned the tab before I did it

Spoiler

FOILED!! :D

I wish I had glass cleaner...

 

[KnuxMaster]

granted, but it doesn't clean glass

I wish this wish was granted and corrupted, yet not granted nor corrupted.

 

[CloudChaser071]

granted, but it doesn't clean glass

I wish this wish was granted and corrupted, yet not granted nor corrupted.

Granted, but it fizzles...

I wish I had glass cleaner that cleans glass

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, it burns everything else it comes in contact with.

I wish for wings.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but having wings means you and your twin sister were destined at birth to prevent a catastrophic event from occuring by sacrificing your own lives to-

uh, never mind.

Granted, but they melt when you get too close to the sun.

I wish I wasn't so impulsive.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you become repulsive.

I wish for fireworks.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They're in your butt.

I wish my upcoming reunion with someone I haven't seen in half a year and who may or may not hate me to go well.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but you find a bomb and it blows up in your face...

i wish i had the power to teleport :D

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but you telefrag into a wall and can't escape.

I wish I could control time.

 

[TWILTHERO]

Granted, but when you decide to freeze time, you also freeze yourself, causing the entire world to be stuck.

I wish I could be an awesome Pokemon Trainer like Red was.

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted, but you're now stuck inside a cave, waiting for eternity for someone to come..

...

And no one ever does...


I wish I could jump high

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but you jump so high you exit earth's atmosphere and eventually die... or get sucked into a black hole, whichever comes first.

i wish that the fish was delish and it made quite a dish. (OLOLOL IT WAS BOUND TO MAKE A COMEBACK!!!!)

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it's stolen fish. So you get sent to jail.

I wish the people who wrote the English translation for the Digimon movie knew how hilarious the line "Something's threatening the Internet!" is in ten-years retrospect.

 

[RetroAntonio]

They all died.


I wish I had the power to make peoples heads come off.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but they don't die and the headless bodies take revenge upon you.

I wish I had immunity to everything. D:

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but now you live forever, past the apocolypse, past the end of time, past everything.

I wish that sounded darker.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but Rorschach punches you in the face for cramping his style.

I wish the viking in Stinko's avatar wasn't covering his eyes with his helmet.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but your avatar then gets covered in a helmet with the eyes covered.

I wish I could control weather. =o

 

[ranmaru]

granted, but... you need to find the rod of seasons...

I wish I didn't think this was the banned topic

 

[The Cutting Edge]

I KNEW someone would say that. Granted, but you find out that it was banned after all.

I wish that I could cause human combustion by just looking at them.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but you can't turn it off.

I wish Ranmaru would post in other Forum Game topics besides You're Banned!....voluntarily.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but you're forced to post in it involuntarily.

I wish that I had faster reflexes to play Smash..or any given video game in general.

 

[Jonas]

Granted, you are now a robot that can react almost instantly but isn't capable of abstract thinking.

I wish Nintendo would make a new Wave Race. Hey, it should be made by Next Level Games or someone else who's cool.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but you're sadly disappointed to find out it'll take 10 years before it's made.

I wish I could be taller. =(

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted, but since you're so tall, even crouching won't let you through doors.

I wish that drama would disappear.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, it manifests into a physical form of a giant lizard that destroys society.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted, but the sandwich is a spy.

I wish I could come up with wittier responses.

 

[TWILTHERO]

Granted, but some people take offense to those responses, and start an angry mob.

I wish fitting music played during moments of my life.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but someone beats you up on a train because it was distracting them from their reading.

i wish there was a robot master called Caffeine Man in megaman 11 (don't ask, i'm addicted to coffee)

(also, has anyone noticed we're coming upon page 1337? lol )

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted, but he's the awesome cousin of Quick Man, and Crash Bombs won't hit him because he's so !%#$ing fast.

I wish to play Mega Man II again.

EDIT: 501 here, but with 40 posts/page.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but even though you beat every other robot master, you STILL can't beat Quick Man (i suffer from that very same problem, it's just complete bull$#!+).

i wish i had some unused wii points cards i could redeem. (i NEVER was able to get any wii points cards. EVER... )