Wish Corruptor

[UberMario]

Granted, they're only 2" long though.

I wish for a 6' Sub (yes ' )

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Umm granted, but you know, you ain't gonna finish that ^^
I wish I could have some of his 6' sub

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but you're allergic to tomatoes...

i wish i had latte foam for my coffee.

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Granted but your allergic to coffee ^^

I wish I had a money tree right in my back yard.....that'd be nice

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, but you wake up. ^^

I wish for wishes to work.

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Granted, but you wake up ^^

I wish, we'd stop waking up right inthe middle of a good wish

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you wake up ^^

I wish to wake up ^^

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Granted, but you fall asleep $_$

I wish to not never wake up while I'm not sleeping

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but that can only occur when you're dead, so . . . . .

I wish for a pool made of Jell-o!

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Granted, but you you forget how to swim

I wish, I was back alive >.<

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, but you die 2 minutes after getting 1 million dollars.

I wish people did not have corrupt wishes...even if mine were corrupted, if noone elses was...I'd be happy. T_T

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it only lasts for a few seconds because . . . .

I wish for wishes to become corrupt again.

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Granted, but then to corrupt your corrupt wish they become good, sorry but it's reverse psyciatry ^^

I wish for a one way ticket to candy mountain

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, but all the candy has long since expired.

I wish I had a Neco-Arc.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted, but you lose it the next time you blink.

I wish I could have lots of moist cake.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, but Neco Arc eats it.

I wish that my real Neco Arc would stop eating my tacos! I don't get enough, and I'll explode if I don't get tacos! That happens sometimes.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. It stops for a day, and then after that he always eats all of your tacos and you don't get any, causing you to explode.

I wish my snacks were more filling.

 

[Charmander]

Granted, but all your snacks are whole grain bars

I wish I could have a real charmander

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Granted, but you touch his tail and burn your hand. You die. Go back to start


I wish I could become famous! :D

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you become famous for a giant scandal.

I wish fish could be used like pogo sticks.

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Granted, but you are forced to live in the ocean for the rest of your life...

I wish I had a time machine

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, it can only go forward

I wish for something

 

[Charmander]

Granted, the wish is a bomb, it kilss you
I wish I was god

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you're part of a pagan religion no one believes in anymore and aare powerless.

I wish for BREAD.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. You get Bad Rotten Earthwormy Atrocious Doughnuts.

I wish I could freeze time like in Okami.

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, but you can't make time flow again.

I wish I had the atomic bomb.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, someone sabotages it and it goes off in your hometown.

I wish for science.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. You get so much of it that you quickly get tired of it and wish it away, only to find out that now that you asked for it it's there forever.

I wish for more laughs.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, everyone on Earth will now point and laugh at you uncontrollably whenever you come into their line-of-sight.

I wish people wouldn't use unreadable text colours like in the post above.

 

[tirkaro]

Granted now

EVERYONE POSTS LIKE THIS

I wish I had a talking tree

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. The tree is a total jerk and badmouths you when your back is turned.

I wish for hacking abilities.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted. You can now hack a tree in one swing.

I wish my Pokémon team ideas weren't so strange.

 

[Aldwyn McCloud]

Granted. Your team is now composed of: Pikachu, Pidgeotto, Butterfree, Bulbasaur, Charmender, Squirtle.

I wish my internet connection didn't F up so often.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it is always perfectly timed to **** up whenever you're online, but it will run perfectly when you're asleep.

I wish for good luck.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. When you fall off a building, your hands won't be injured in any way.

I wish to be a Free Bird.

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Granted but nobody listens cuz your
intro is to long....


I wish I could go to an Anberlin concert <3

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you arrive after the encore.

I wish for Irish cream cappuccino.

 

[Jonkku]

DENIED DENIED DENIED!

I wish for super duper monkey fun!

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. But the activity is beating you into a pulp.

I wish this thread was bumped sooner.

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, but you are suddenly whisked away to an alternate dimension, identical in every way except for the fact that this thread is not bumped sooner. Oh, and you don't have a face.

I wish that I knew everything.