Wish Corruptor

[smashfan666]

granted, it's poisoned.

i wish there was a bakugan tournament nearby.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. The building it's hosted in collapses due to an earthquake and your bakugan are destroyed.

I wish for some morphine.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted. Have fun dying!

I wish for another soul to feed on.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. The soul is still in another person, and that person kills you.

I wish for Tron Legacy to be epic.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, but it was banned for being so dam epic.

I wish for that DANM 4th chaos emerald.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, eggman got all the others, though.

i wish there was a johnny test video game.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. When he becomes radioactive, you do too.

I wish I could see Iron Man 2 right now.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, but you die to never tell the story.

I wish to have 1 trillion dollars.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it's confederate money, which is useless.

I wish that there were more crossover games than there already are.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, now there is no other games.

I wish for Action 52 for WII.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. It's glitched, and will delete everything on your Wii when played.

I wish my brother was eligible for the Make A Wish foundation.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, he dies too.

I wish I had 90011341254215125 posts.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. The posts display section overloads and causes Smashboards to crash.

I wish for a Chocolate milkshake.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, it shakes away to the moon.

I wish for wishes.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. Your wishes are useless and stupid.

I wish I was caught in a mosh.

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, you get crushed to death.

I wish SSB4 would be released tomorrow.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted, It's glitchy and Chip from sonic Unleashed is an unlockable char.

I wish for Premium

 

[smashfan666]

granted, it wears off in 1 nanosecond

i wish i didn't run out of ideas so fast...

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. You still run out of ideas, though.

I wish people online weren't so hateful

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, you absorbed all the hate and became the meanest person on Earth. Your body was found 2 days later in the creek.

I wish that Metal~Mario was alive again!

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. I now have super powers over Smashboards and really ban all of you.

I wish everyone knew how cool it was to have a ~ in their username.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but underscores come back into being the popular trend.

I wish to look up at Bahamut.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. But alas, you're blind.

I wish I had a working laptop.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it's riddled with viruses and sends your credit card information to everyone in South Dakota.

I wish for North Montana to exist!

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, but it's populated entirely by evil smallpox-infected radioactive robots.

I wish I could tickle Chun-Li

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but she tells you I'm better at it.

I wish I could find Pimp Town, NJ.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. You can never leave. Unfortunately for you, a war starts a week after you arrive and planes bomb your town first.

I wish I could visit any place I wanted to at any time.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, you visit the bomb site and lose your powers.

I wish the Iraq War stopped.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but another war starts a day later because it was not finished yet.

I wish the Iraq War stops when all the terrorist leaders are obliterated.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but they become immortal and can thus never be obliterated.

I wish to know whether or not I know what I'm wishing for.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you don't.

I wish I did.

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, you did not.

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[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

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I wish I had a Puppeh!

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, once it grows it eats you. Yummy.

I wish Mortal Kombat was real.

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Granted, but you wake up ^^

I wish I had a fish

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted. You cook it, and it was delicious.

I wish for Toadomos to be here.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you wake up ^^

I wish for a trend involving RA to continue.

 

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, but you wake up ^^

I wish to not wake up.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, your girlfriend gets tired of trying to wake you up though so she marries the person you hate the most. Then wake up to find they are millionares and a happy large family after stealing one of your ideas you left on the desk!

I wish for something just as contrived as the above (or not depending on how you see it).

 

[PeachIsMyNumeroUno]

Granted, but I didn't feel like typing it all out

I wish that subway sammiches were actuall five bucks