Wish Corruptor

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted, but everything else around you becomes uncomfortable.

I wish that I could snap my fingers and do all my chores instantly.

 

[Deleted member]

granted, but ur fingers broke

i wish i didnt have skool on monday

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. You have it tomorrow instead.

I wish that people would come back to Forum Games.

 

[Driudkoichi]

Granted, but YOU are the only one not allowed back in Forum Games

I wish that this wish won't be corrupted

 

[smashfan666]

not granted, the game is called Wish CORRUPTOR, so there has to be a corruption. now for the corruption...
a monkey will come out of your @$$ and you'll lose $40... that'll be $40...

i wish Captain Melonhead was in fusionfall.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted, but he glitches the game and then no one can play him.

I wish I could get my DS back.

 

[Deleted member]

granted, but all the games and accessories were gone

i wish for the asylum seekers and refugees and what ever to get lost and stop coming to australia on boats

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. Within a year, everyone else moves to Australia in boats after earthquakes and hurricanes devastate most of the planet.

I wish for more cowbell.

 

[Driudkoichi]

Granted,but your cowbells dont ring

I wish that earlier I wished a different wish....wishfully

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you wished you had a pie and you got it in the face.

i wish i could find some lifesavers (that's some good stuff...)

 

[Driudkoichi]

Granted,but they were all rotten

I wish that the person who corrupts this wish wishes for something really stupid

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted, but karma bites back and you end up wishing for something stupid as well.

I wish we could get out of school tomorrow.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, the next day you stay 50 hours more at school.

I wish for a Warpstar.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. But it is defective and when you're 100 miles up in the air, it explodes.

I wish for a little more freedom... and for that to not sound cliche.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. Your extra freedom costs astronomical amounts of money.

I wish Regigigas didn't suck.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. Now the rest of your team does.

I wish I could visit Colorado this year.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. While there, you are snowed inside a lodge with limited supplies and eventually eat your own legs.

I wish Wikipedia couldn't be edited by morons.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but now wikipedia doesn't list every website.

i wish CN would bring back Ed, Edd n' Eddy (that was a good show)

 

[Metal~Mario]

Agreed and granted, but Rolf's goat and Plank become the stars, spending 30 min not doing anything.

I wish I had mad skills.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, your skills destroy the controller.

i wish CN would do a crossover of Flapjack & Chowder.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted, but Chowder eats everything (including the episode itself).

I wish Premium was cheaper.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. Its now $3 per month.

I wish wishers had to pay for their wishes here

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. But you have to pay triple the cost by default, along with any taxes and applicable fees.

I wish I could make one of my friends feel better.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. But you make yourself feel worse.

I wish for a pizza.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. But everyone else gets to eat it, and not you.

I wish I could help my mother out with something right now.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted, but its cleaning out your toilet-with your tongue.

I wish for peace on earth.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. It lasts for 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of a second.

I wish Aptera (a new car company) could get its old staff back.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. It is then the victim of a hostile takeover by (insert car company you don't like)

I wish I had a working car.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. You don't have a license plate for it.

I wish I could travel anywhere I wanted.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but you drown the first time you get to the indian ocean...

i wish that the fish was delish and it made quite a dish (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted, but the dish turned out to be undelish after you finished that fish. Aftertaste-ish.

I wish I could stay motivated longer.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, you then get equally spiraling depression.

I wish to be able to learn the Hadouken.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. You know it for 10 minutes, and then you can never learn it again.

I wish I could play Brawl against people more often.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. But you break your Wii.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. You wish for me to get a girlfriend, a Wii, a DS, a PS3, and all the games for each system. Nothing for you though.

I wish for more stuff.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. Your old stuff is consequently destroyed.

I wish for a Volcano!

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. It erupts and buries your entire city under lava and ash.

I wish I could get back the electronics taken from me.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. But they're corrupted or otherwise unusable.

I wish for six functional fingers on both hands.

 

[Jon Farron]

Granted... But the door slammed on both your hands and now they are broken
I wish i would get a good grade on a test tomorrow!

(was that wise? O_o )

 

[ranmaru]

No that was not wise. You get a 69. you tried your best.

I wish I had more CHALLENGE