Wish Corruptor

[ranmaru]

Granted but only you can live forever.

I wish for fun land to happen.

 

[Bwoodboy18]

granted, fun land turns out to be some witty name for a hardcore boot camp that ultimate goal is to kill its members. Congratz you just moved there.

I wish to stop being nostalgic....

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, you have clinical depression.

I wish for a giant super robot.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, it's the Super Robot of your dreams, it has the iron-fists of justice, and it's ecological... Too bad it's broken beyond repair.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt that, because it ruined the reference's purity.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted, for somer eason.

I wish Finness could tell me if my name is green :3

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it's not, you should see it yourself if it is.

I wish that I didn't have to yell curses at time-zones once every few weeks days.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, you know yell curses at the neighbor hood children. Now everyone wants you to move, so they confront you and kick you out during one of the meeting of the homeowners association!

I wish I gotten stronger so i can squat more for football.

 

[Bwoodboy18]

Granted, now your to strong to do sit-ups

I wish it was a small world after all.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted it is, in your small town though.

I wish for... a ds lite.

 

[Bwoodboy18]

Granted but it is broken

I wish this forum went green.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it costs money.

I wish for a working DS of any-type + Pokémon Soul Silver. (Emulation is nice and good and all, but playing on the real console feels more authentic. :/ )

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. But you only get to play on it on the weekends for half a year.
(Couldn't corrupt that wish too much. Soul Silver ftw. <3)

I wish everyone had teleporters, so that gas and cars and parking would become obsolete.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but to have on you'd need $100,000,000 or more.

I wish for... SCIENCE

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. But you only get to use it for 5 minutes every 60 years.

I wish that everyone could have lessons mailed to them instead of having to go to school.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, and schools are then turn into concetration camps for children.

I wish I had a jetpack that runs on water.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you abuse it and drain all the earth's water within a week

i wish antidisestablishmentarianism was in the dictionary...

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

Granted,but you cause the whole entire world to flood and you get sued by every government in the world for $900000,000000,000000,00000
EDIT: NINJA'D

Granted,but you get that word on your spelling test

I wish Pikmin 3 will be released for the wii this year.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, it's actually a program meant to destroy the wii everywhere... AND YOU BOUGHT THE DISC WITH ORIGINAL PROGRAM!!!

i wish my headphones weren't broken...

 

[Aristotle13]

Granted, but your computer blocks all websites related to video games and the only music that is legal is polka.

I wish I could fly.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you get shot down by decepticons...

i wish that the fish was delish and it made quite a dish (after this long you should get the reference)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but it's poisonous

I wish I had a jawbreaker.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you choke on it while laughing at a stupid joke.

I wish for whatever that thing is holding.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, you've stolen a cane from a blind man. Jerk

I wish that wasn't so easy to corrupt

 

[Aristotle13]

Granted, but the next wish will be.

I wish for some bacon.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted, but it's cold and a month old.

I wish for some chocolate.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but its chocolate cover laxatives and now you got teh runz!

I wish for a cure for my congestion.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted, but then you get a sore throat.

I wish computer screens would never tire your eyes out.

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

Granted,now they tear your eyes out.

I wish Gym Leader Clair in Pokemon SoulSilver wouldn't be so hard to beat

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted, but then the Elite 4 become nearly impossible to beat.

I wish I could go to more tourneys.

 

[The Marth]

Granted, but your the only one that shows up.

I wish that ^ corruption wasn't so lame...

 

[tirkaro]

Granted. It's now so awesome, you **** out your intestinal tract upon reading it.

I wish I had an interior crocodile alligator.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted, but it soon becomes an exterior crocodile alligator because it destroys your home.

I wish chores could do themselves.

 

[tirkaro]

Granted, but then the chores decide to do bigger things with their new found intellect, and proceed to take over the world.

I wish hsiw I

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. .detnarG

I wish for happiness.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted. : D: D:D :D : D

I wish for enternal greatness.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted, but no one believes you, because they only believe in external greatness. >:D

I wish sleep was not necessary.

 

[The Marth]

Granted, but the effect of tiredness will last forever

I wish my body didn't hurt from snowboarding.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted, but then it soon gets boring because you no longer feel the thrill from it.

I wish for endless chocolate.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it's a type of chocolate you don't like.

I wish people wouldn't post in colours that force me to highlight the text to even figure out what it says!

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, but Caps lock becomes law.

I wish for a tomato that sucked at using a pen.