Wish Corruptor

[StinkomanFan]

GRANTED, BUT THE TOMATO CAN USE A PENCiL FiNE

i WiSH THiS "CAPSLOCK LAW" JOKE WAS FUNNiER

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you now get a trippy sensation.

i wish that didn't give me a seizure... and take a zillion ****ing characters to make...

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you watch Family Guy and that gives you a seizure.

I wish you knew what website makes automatic rainbow text.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but we now spam it.

I wish for an Angemon

 

[UberMario]

Granted, he de-digivolves immediately into a Digi-egg.

I wish for a complete collection of Digimon DVDs for free.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but they are counterfit

I wish I didn't see the last corruption coming.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, now you are burning in da'...

i wish for endless coffee.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted, but Godot takes it all.

i wish this title was permanent.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but you find out just how hard being a mod is... which is VERY HARD...

i wish i liked pickles (the food)

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you hate everything else now.

I wish monkeys could speak dog.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but dogs now speak monkey

I wish for....I dunno.....A yellow-tail fish?

 

[smashfan666]

granted, it got in a fight with a poisonous fugu, and you are now dead.

i wish that the fish was delish and it made quite a dish. (lolhomestarrunnerreference)

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but get a JORB

I wish for a kiss with a fist equalling mass quarter pound tounge piss

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, but you are deported for no reason....

I wish for the next person to make better sense than me.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but it's only in every other thread.

I wish for waffles with ketchup, an upsidedown muffin, two grenades and a cocktail weenie made out of hyraxes and sea leprechauns.

 

[Miamisportsfan45]

Granted, but the granades go off in your hands.

I wish for a job. (Oh God, what a setup...) lol.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you're now a slave that cleans up elephant manure and lives in a unbreakable, unescapable glass cage for 24 hours a day (with the elephants) where you can only see pretty girls outside the box that keep waving at you.

˙uʍopǝpısdn buıɥʇǝɯos ɹoɟ ɥsıʍ ı

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

˙uʍop ǝpısdn sı plɹoʍ ǝloɥʍ ǝɥʇ ʍou'pǝʇuɐɹƃ

I wish Super Mario galaxy 2 is released right now

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted.

I wish my wish for it to wish for a wish which wishes for wishes

 

[Miamisportsfan45]

Granted, but they had rabies.

I wish I understood what Orthopedics meant.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted, but now you don't know what Pediatrics means.

I wish for something I wanted to post but decided not to. XD

 

[Miamisportsfan45]

Granted but now you're banned for making that wish.

I wish this game was more active and popular... haha.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted, but now every time you come to this thread, there are 10 pages of corrupted wishes since the last time you posted, and you have to go back through all the pages to read someone's response to your wish.

I wish you could test out of school.

 

[Miamisportsfan45]

Granted, but a hobo gets the job you want the most from life, and you feel like a major douchebag because of it.

I wish that my tournament that I'm hosting soon would get more attention... DON'T GRANT THIS ONE TOO BADLY! lol

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

XD Granted, but it gets attention from all the wrong people. XP

I wish I could freeze time, like in Okami.

 

[Miamisportsfan45]

Granted, but you do not have the ability to unfreeze time.

I wish I could unfreeze time. lol.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Lol. Granted, but then you have to move to China. ;p

I wish I could visit Japan whenever I wanted to.

 

[Miamisportsfan45]

I love Japan... anyway, granted, but the Japanese all turn out to hate you because you made an offensive joke.

I wish I wasn't such an ***hole lmao

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. Now you're a ******. XD

I wish that I could do a certain something that I don't want to type out. XD

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. Now tell us all about it.

I wish the server would stop failing.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted, but then every thread is messed up, and when you try to post to one it actually shows up on another.

I wish I could do anything I wanted to for 3 days each year.

 

[Miamisportsfan45]

Granted, but there's a law saying you can't.

I wish people understood me xD

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. Now everyone can predict what you will do perfectly and you can't surprise anyone. (XD)

I wish we could get off early from school at least once a week.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, your intelligence slips and hummanity is left with morons running the world's societies.

I wish for giant shoes.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. You can't fit them, nor can they fit in your house.

I wish for lightning.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it strikes your money, burning all of it.

I wish for that planet to no longer need healing.

 

[Driudkoichi]

Granted, but all the planets around it blow up

I wish that I was a really good brawl player

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you're so good that you bet the house that you'd win the next match against a n00b.
You lost by falling on your last stock at 0%.

I wish for some super duper monkey fun.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. A year from now the monkeys despise you for it and hire assassins to hunt you down.

I wish that something I did recently had worked out. >>

 

[Deleted member]

granted, but they got bored and started throwing they crap everywhere

i wish for a comfier bed