Wish Corruptor

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You are not allowed to sleep until you can feel accomplished with yourself.

I wish that none of the furniture in my room collected dust.

 

[Bwoodboy18]

Granted, now you have no furniture for dust to collect on

I wish I could be a Jedi....

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You are the wimpiest Jedi ever and accidentally impale yourself on your light saber.

I wish that annoying girl in my science class new the difference between Star Wars and real life (light sabers are NOT in ANY WAY related to light years, *******).

 

[Bwoodboy18]

Granted, She is now your lover so you can teach her the difference.

I wish I could think of what to wish for.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Your wish is to get the annoying girl in my science class as your girlfriend.

I wish my ego's ego had an ego.

 

[MPH Deku]

It already does, you egotistical prick.

Spoiler

jk

I wish a1lion would stop hating on that girl in his/her/kumquat's science class.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, he now hates on you

I wish my glasses were fixed

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. All of your broken glass is now repaired. Your spectacles are still damaged, however.

I wish for tricky wording.

 

[Mewter]

it's, tricky Granted. confuses so it

I wish for French toast.

 

[UberMario]

@ppuff: Granted but that means you lie on the couch to the police, who find out the truth and shoot you into a picture.

@Mewter: Granted, but since you ninja'd me I served myself all of the slices made for you.

I wish for something made with a side of fish 'n chips.

Spoiler

I get a lot of food wishes corrupted don't I?

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, it's unfried fish and american potato chips. And no vinegar.

I wish people wouldn't revenge-grant when they are ninja'd.

 

[Bwoodboy18]

Granted now people will only grant revenge from now on when there ninja'd

I wish allergies would be non-existent

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted, but now AIDS r contagious from flowers

i wish i remembered this thread...

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Granted, but now you explode.

I wish Iceland and Wyoming went away.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but Iceland is pretty essential to world economy. So you just ****** up the everything. Nice job breaking it, hero.

I wish this board was more active than that pretentious Decisive Games board.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I'm given credit for this becoming more active (double win for me!).

I wish my parents treated me like I wasn't a kid.

 

[Bwoodboy18]

Granted now they treat you like a baby

I wish there was a way to turn on and off the sun at will.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. The swith breaks after you turn the sun off for the first time, leaving us all to die. Thanks.

I wish for mathematical fame.

 

[ranmaru]

Great, you are a mathamatician, able to creat flames of 1 and 2.

I wish to be super awesomely techy with doc

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You're being operated on.

I wish I could read peoples' minds.

 

[Bwoodboy18]

Granted, now you can only read the minds when the person becomes sexually aroused.

I wish I could be an inch taller.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Everyone else grows two inches.

I wish for a genie who will grant me 3 wishes.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, but that inch is divided into the body Some on your stomach sum under your arms and some on your legs to the point where it becomes no longer noticeable!

I wish that my mustache would grow back.


Ninja'd >.< dammit !

Granted, now you have 2 wishes but he will procrastinate before he gives them to you!

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Kool-Aid man burst through your window and shaves your mustache.

I wsh Kool-Aid man randomly bursted through walls more oft-OH GOD MY WALL!!

 

[ranmaru]

Granted it just happ-- OMG MY WALL

I wish he didn't do that to my wall

 

[StinkomanFan]

Ok, but a car with a post-traumatic stress disorder suffering bear fighting himself behind the wheel does.

I wish people would get my longwinded referances

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, nobody gets whatever else you say and is now considered mentally-challenged.

I wish I could breath underwater.

 

[Bwoodboy18]

Granted now Global Warming happened faster because YOU just HAD to breath underwater now everyone drowned congratz douche.

I wish I could be an astronaut.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, but when you're up their Earth suffers an apocolapse.

I wish I had something to eat.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, you have your own arm.

I wish I could defeat that darned Qurupeco and it's associate Rathian in the Monster Hunter 3 demo.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. When they game comes out, you can't beat it though.

I wish I were magically cured of my cold and never got sick again.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, you get cancer.

I wish for a jetpack.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted *Jetpack appears* it's mine, don't touch it.
I wish for hhhghhnnggghhghh...

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you get a heart attack.

I wish for a Death Note.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, the grim reaper steals it and writes your own name on it.

i wish i had a coffeemaker for the basement.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you now have a coffemaker for a basement... That's one huge-*** coffemaker you got.

I wish I had 4 arms.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, the spider DNA takes over and you turn into a spider.

i wish for infinity hamburgers.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, they spawn inside your skull, at the same time... In other words "Granted, you die"

I wish for something witty.

 

[ranmaru]

You get someting itty bitty!

I wish not to be on this year's naughty list.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but Santa checks his list twice, and on the re-check, he noticed you were cheating and takes you off the nice list.

I wish to live happily ever after.