Wish Corruptor

[Lucario1337]

granted but its dead.

I wish my cat wasn't so annoying

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Your new dog drools on you 24/7.

I wish I knew how I had confused a horse with a unicorn.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you got hit by a unicorn, and your head broke its corn. I mean horn.

I wish I didn't say corn

 

[Lucario1337]

Granted but now you can't say corn at all.

I wish i was a doctor.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You have a doctorate in the art of SSB Theory.

I wish it was a snow day today.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you get stuck at the bus station. You cannot leave for 3 weeks.

I wish for all the snow to melt

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but all of the resulting water is placed directly on top of you and turned into an icicle directly before hitting you in the head at 9000mph.

I wish for all the snow to melt in a non-violent way.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, there's massive flooding and you drown.

I wish to be the Muffin King, so that all may tremble before my delicousness...

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but you're just demented. You're not ACTUALLY the Muffin King.

I wish UberMario didn't throw 9000 frozen me's at sumo.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you're just demented. You're not ACTUALLY the Muffin King.

I wish UberMario didn't throw 9000 frozen me's at sumo.

Granted, but Fire Man throws 9000 fireballs at you.

I wish Nintendo was perfect.

 

[Lucario1337]

Granted but they got rid of all the games you like.


I wish sonic games didn't suck anymore.

 

[Turazrok]

Granted but they are now all shadow games that suck.

I wish pit wasn't annoying.

 

[Lucario1337]

Granted but every other char that you don't use is even more annoying now!


I wish lucario was middle tier again.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but it turns out every character has an infinite on him, so now he's bottom.

I wish I was Lucario.

 

[Lucario1337]

Granted but your a lucario that has crazy experiments performed on him daily with no escape at all.


I wish I could control the aura like Lucario.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You can control your own aura. Too bad it doesn't exist.

I wish I could post a YouTube comment so stupid people would realize it was a joke.

 

[Aristotle13]

Granted, but nobody can take you seriously anymore for the rest of your life.

I wish for Psychokinetic powers.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you learn PK Explode and it always is positioned inside of you at the time of detonation.

I wish for Meta-Knight to have rainbow-colored eyes and a polka-dot mask.

 

[Aristotle13]

Granted, but all that GAY makes him a terrible fighter.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Lucario1337]

Granted. you get world peace on pluto. You never said what world.

I wish My computer moniter worked so i didn't have to use my wii to go on the internet.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but now your keyboard stops working.

I wish aristotle didn't have a problem with a gay Metaknight.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, you have the problem now.

I wish I could breathe in space.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but that doesn't account for the extremely cold temperatures in space and the fact that the outward force exerted by the air in your body would make you explode.

I wish I had a pepperoni pizza that wasn't infested with any sort of disease or pestilence and that was my pizza and no one elses.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, but now you're lonely with only a pizza to comfort you

I wish my cat would stop crapping in our bathtub!

 

[UberMario]

Granted, it takes dumps on your favorite meals instead.

I wish there was ice cream that tasted like lobster tails.

 

[G.i.R.]

granted, but since it's a new food, people are hesitant to taste it and they eventually get rid of it.

I wish i could use darkness and ligh togethert like Cecil Harvey from Dissidia Final Fantasy

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but the light blinds you and the darkness causes a truck driver to veer towards you.

I wish Angry Beavers was back on.

 

[Aristotle13]

Granted, but some guy breaks into your house and destroys everything that may induce joy.

I wish Kids Bop never existed.

 

[Lucario1337]

Granted but a overadvertised group of singers that is 10x worse now exists and your forced to constantly listen to it.


I wish pokémon where real.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, they're uncaptureable, untameable Eldritch abominations bent on destroying the world.

I wish I was Boo royalty.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, you were then assasinated by Boo radicalists in league with Koopa fascists.

I wish I were king of the universe.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Not granted. That king from Fraggle Rock is already in that position.

I wish it hadn't taken me like more than seven minutes to make a wish.

 

[Aristotle13]

Granted, it took you more than 6.9 minutes to make a wish.

I wish I had an IQ of 200.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you have to stand behind an Incompetent Queue of 200.

I wish for one million spacebucks.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you set yourself for that one... They only are redeemable in space.

I wish for pie

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. I hit myself in the face with it.

I wish to go on The Bridge People No Longer Cross.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but its no longer there, meaning people can't cross it.

I wish I was someone important.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, you're the guy that everyone wants to maim for his actions.

I wish for some peanut butter.

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

Granted,someone else ate your peanut butter.

I wish I have Pokemon Heartgold/SoulSilver

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, your heart is now made of gold... Too bad it is too solid to pump your blood, and you die... But your soul is made of silver and is too heavy to fly into heaven and you need to go to hell.

I wish I wouldn't procrastinate on stuff that I want to do as well, instead of just thing that I have to do, but don't want to.