Wish Corruptor

[RetroAntonio]

Granted, but you explode from knowing-ness.

I wish that Skype Extras Manager worked >.<

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but all extras now cost money... Perfected fight money, that is.

I wish for an ammo and medical supplies dispensing unit to be placed at my current location.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted , but the supplies go to the enemy instead, and you lose the war. We're then ruled by communists.

I wish I could finally learn something other than Tiger Shots as Sagat in Street Fighter.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, M. Bison still defeats you with his constant "Yesh! Yesh!" meme.

I wish for the first post on page 1337.

 

[Driudkoichi]

Granted, but it will be considered spam and you will be kicked out of the topic FOREVER

I wish I could think of an uncorruptable wish

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but you used your wish chance into that.

I wish my laptop didn't break.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, your desktop computer breaks.

I wish for a laptop that's better than Fin's.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, it's still awful, but atleast it works.

I wish for a money.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it literally burns a hole in your pocket.

I wish Skype didn't delay message sending.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Sure. It delays everything else, causing your comp to crash repeatedly.

I wish for a girlfriend.

Spoiler

I'm that desperate

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you only got her in the first place because you saw a very beautiful girl when you drank too much. However, she turns out to be just the opposite.

I wish there wasn't always an excessive amount of clouds in Pennsylvania... A few clouds is enough. Seriously, the weather here sucks.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get today's middle-NY weather: 90 with no clouds.

I wish for the 20000th post in this thread.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted but your posts afterwards go down until you get back to 1.

I wish the weather would let up and wouldn't be so hot right now.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you get teleported to the Antarctica.

I wish I wouldn't fail courses in school this year.

your posts afterwards go down until you get back to 1.

Choknater did that already, and more.. He's under -3000 posts right now.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. Your school kicks you out for (insert reason)

I wish for a working PS3

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It works, just not for games.

I wish that I was fully refreshed right now.

 

[flaco]

Granted but your are not fully refreshed only a bit

I wish to be the terminator

 

[Jon Farron]

Granted, but someone else is also the terminator.

I wish i had someone to brawl

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted, but your Wii was destroyed by a meteorite. So was most of your house.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[Korrupshen]

Wished Granted, I'm Korrupshen so you only can use those infinite wishes in 24 hours

I wish for Wasp to attack the next person who post, and for you to educate yourself by reading the image below

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I follow the ****ing directions and the ****ing wasp doesn't ****ing attack me, so I go the **** home and I swear ****ing excessively.

I wish I hadn't gone to sleep early last night; that was just a waste.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but you're extremely tired and angry today, and do something you will regret for the rest of your life.

I wish that making videos on Sony Vegas was a bit less boring.

 

[flaco]

granted but your movie didnt make money

i wish that i got muy check today

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted but your taxed for the amount you recieved.

I wish I could read people's minds sometimes.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you didn't define what you mean by "sometimes", so it comes and goes however it pleases.. For about 5 seconds every 10 years, without warning you beforehand.

I wish to become immortal and stop physically aging once I'm 30.

 

[Meta_Knight_777]

Granted, but you soon realize how boring life becomes when your immortal, and have done everything there is to do in life. You gradually start going insane...

I wish for my own airship armada.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. A mutiny erupts (due to poor leadership) and the armada destroys itself in a civil war of sorts over your hometown.

I wish for $500 legal bucks with no strings attached.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted but legal bucks aren't real currency.

I wish I was wittier.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. No one notices (including you)

I wish for a trampoline.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted now all the kids that used to bully you comeback so they can jump on your precious trampoline! And of course they wont let you get a turn.


I wish for a fightstick

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. Some jerk on the street mugs you and breaks your fightstick.

I wish for perfection

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted. It's bestowed upon me, it was only a slight improvement!

I wish for a girlfriend. XD

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. She is suicidal and kills herself soon after you meet her.

I wish for an expansion of Brawl where all of the kicked melee chars come back for an event match.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, they are just cameos while you are on the stage alone.

I wish for summer vacation!

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted. It lasts two hours.

I wish for a sneak peek at SSB4

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, you sadly watch as your favorite character gets cut out of the roster!

I wish i was an Oscar Mayer wiener! (thats what I truly wish to be-e-e)

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted but that's how you stay looking for the rest of your life.

I wish for things to at least once go my way. >.>;

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, a bullet goes your way once... No more than that is needed.

I wish I could see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but you find out it's for reasons you could've gone the rest of your life without knowing.

I wish that I could have the ability to become good at something the moment I start it without needing any practice..

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but you can never be great at anything. Only good.

I wish my wisdom teeth were already out of my mouth so I don't have to get them removed in a few weeks...