Wish Corruptor

[Greenstreet]

Granted. But you now own a PS3. And there are no games for the PS3.

I wish for a small mechanics bill.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, you have a 6 inch tall bull that happens to be a mechanic.

I wish Greenstreet had a PS3 with Grandia on it.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted but the game screws up after the first 5 minutes.

I wish I had the power to truly screw people's wishes.

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted, but the horrid way you twist the wishes actually twists it into their favor and screws you instead.

I wish I could do platforms like Jeff on Yoshi's Island.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but it only happens once and never again can you do it. No matter how many times you practice.

I wish that I could JC shine more than 5 times. =(

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted, but that's all you can do now.

I wish I could play Fox.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, everyone else you play as is terrible.

I wish to be a Pokemon Master.

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted, but you get repeatedly owned by the other masters like myself.

I wish for a mini-fridge.

 

[smashfan666]

Granted, but the freezer is actually a portal to an ice world where you freeze to death...

i wish that the fish was delish and it made quite a dish (i'm just going to put that when i can't think of anything...)

 

[Metal~Mario]

Granted, but the fish was Puffer. And you're dead.

I wish for happy times for me.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but they are ONLY mondays at 5:00 PM. every other time basically depresses you to high hell...

i wish had a coke or a pepsi or something. I'M SO EFFIN' THIRSTY!!!

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted, but sadly these drinks don't quench your thirst.

I wish my whiskey was cold :/

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but you get EXTREMELY hung over from just one sip...

i wish that the fish was delish and it made quite a dish. (if you get the reference, congraturations! cookie get!)

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but it doesn't ease your hunger.

I wish for a hamster. =D

 

[StinkomanFan]

Granted, it leaves home, Hula-hulas around with it's hamigos all day, and always comes back late.

I wish I was cooler.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

Granted, you are left naked in the Antarctic Tundra with no food, or shelter to keep you warm.


I wish I could visit a new planet.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you visit Vegandon, but Dark Vegan tracks you back here and takes all our resources (I.E. vegetation & water) and earth shrivels up and we all die. thanks for causing an early 2012, jacka$$...

i wish i could really control heat... that would be ****king awesome...

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, but only your body heat (temperature).

I wish caramel fudge marshmellow walnut sumos invaded England.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, but now you find out their next target...
































------------YOU!!!------------

i wish i had a game-designing program.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you imitate the Angry German Kid when you get a bunch of errors.

I wish I to play baseball.

 

[smashfan666]

granted, you play against strike man and lose... badly...

i wish that the fish was delish and it made quite a dish

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted; You are sued by the Long John Silver company for gross misuse and plaigerism of product designed, created, and manufactured by set company. You lose in the case of Smashfan666 Vs. Long John Silver fish and seafood company. $1.37 million dollars are slapped in your face, and momma isn't bailing you out

Spoiler

this time

I wish for a spork that's rendered useless for food consumption.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but now that it is ineffective on the part of devouring, you are reduced to maltreatment on behalf of the amalgamation of spoon and fork, thus developing a case against you. No lawyer will represent you, therefore you are sent to jail.

I wish for brain speed.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you have the fastest brain on Earth. However its "power" is worse than that of a lobotomy patient, rendering you unable to do the simplest calculations even within weeks because you can't even recognise numbers from each other.

I wish Forum Games would get back the feel it had back in two years ago.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but the feel lasts no longer than an hour.

I wish I had the ability to make things go my way anytime anywhere anyplace.

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted, but over time you realize that having to organize EVERYTHING and become fed up with it.

I wish I could be 100lbs again.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you are now 100 llama bits again.

I wish I didn't accidentally create bad memories at a nostalgic place a week or so ago.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, PETA is mad for some reason. Something about a death of a precious animal in the past... eh!

I wish cakes helped America lose weight and lower average body fat percentages.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

NO! You shoulda asked for the same thing, only replacing cake with pie. Pie is sooo much better.

I wish "pie" was not such a commonly used word these days.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, it is now considered a swear word. Months later it becomes popular in everyday conversation because it is considered dangerous, and people are more tempted to do something they are told not to do. Little kids start using it over audio technology non-stop, and you want to punch them in the unmentionables.

I wish to dream of deams involving T-rexes that didn't end in my death, rather, the death of the president of a foreign country.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, your real life ends pretty soon via T-rex.

I wish for rof hsiw I.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, you steal my idea, get smashed by a mirror, and the molemen can finally get some sleep in your district.

I wish para tus papas fritas.

 

[KillerJawz]

*Hands you a translator* I'm sure that was what you asked for, however the translator only translates from english, not to it.

I wish Samus didn't suck :/.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, she swallows {gets stared at by many}.... pie. (are you happy Sly?)

I wish the Ace of Clubs would die in a fire.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Granted. It becomes a reborn, phoenix-like Ace of Clubs and proceeds to own you.

I wish there were more win usernames like Smitty's.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but you're the only one now without a really really cool username.

I wish I could create my own constellations in real life.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but they stars refuse to shine and come back to you in a meteor shower.

I wish I wasn't so lazy right now. =(

 

[KillerJawz]

Granted, but you still don't wish to do anything.

I wish I lived in the US.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, you end up not liking it.

I wish I had a giant anti-communist robot.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted. The robot is then programmed to kill any being that is associated with the color red. It then rampages through the country, where it kills Nebraska, Oklahoma, Wisconsin, Stanford, Cornell, and Iowa City alumni. It is then arrested, and all charges are on your hands.

I wish for a toaster that toasted bread.