Wish Corruptor

[Kips]

Character is in my signature. Feel free to post in that thread. And by that I mean I'm begging you.

Granted. Captain America survives but has AIDS and is permanently crippled, Spiderman is now working two jobs to support that ***** who won't get a job and the civil war was actually a quad-billion fakeout to save the world so now we're all dead.

I wish I hadn't had to type that much.

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, but then an admin cames and tells you that you have you make a ssbm review, and because you cant, you are banned.

I wish a could have a Event movie Darkrai

 

[somenerd]

Granted, but it melts your brain.

I wish that my bike wasn't junk.

 

[Kips]

Granted. It's a superbike that is evil and now runs over you. You're never going to get those tire threads off of your butt.

I wish I had a litter of puppies. And no, I didn't give birth to them.

 

[~Tac~]

Granted. Your mom births them and they all have three feet, one eye, a tail longer than it's legs and they eat Nintendo gaming products for meals.

I wish I had a complete family.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but they are all in a coma.

I wish V-Joe was in Brawl.

 

[Kips]

Granted. He's so unusable that you don't want to use him and his voice actor sucks so horribly that it melts your ears off.

I wish that Metal Mario didn't fall so fast.

 

[antimatter]

granted. when he jumps, gravity reverses and he falls off of the stage.
i wish that the computers didnt lag so bad on this site

 

[Kips]

Granted. Now it lags even WORSE. Should have phrased it better.

I wish the lag wasn't so sporadic and in fact the smash forums were so fast that I could easily browse.

 

[12soreloser]

granted, but then your ethernet connection goes bad

I wish 1,000,000 american dollars (non confederate and not forged)

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, you find a case with the cash, but when you open up the case, the $ blows up with the wind
I wish I have FF4 ds

 

[Kips]

Granted. It breaks when you try to use it.

I wish I had a new Action Replay Max.

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, but then Shigeru Miyamoto breaks it, because he says you dont have to cheat
I wish AR doesnt exist anymore

 

[Kips]

Granted. The video game industry crashes due to lack of interest in grinding.

I wish people didn't type with every sentence ending in "...".

 

[Beno]

Granted, now they end a sentence with a zillion of "..."

I wish people would stop wishing for there own personal gain and help other people!

 

[Kips]

Granted. They help a dictator take over the world and he wishes that nobody else could wish.

I wish that I could listen to music mentally.

 

[kinghippo99]

Granted, but it's the Barbie girl song

I wish I posted here more often

 

[~Tac~]

Granted, you accidentally quadruple post and get the Banhammer.

I wish my muffin wasn't cold, too hot to eat or hurt anybody or me in any way now or in the future...or past.

 

[kinghippo99]

granted, but it doesn't taste good.

I wish for brawl to be canceled

 

[~Tac~]

Granted, Halo 3 becomes the best game evarz, the creator becomes president, and everyone is required to wear a MC helmet 23 hours a day, every day.

 

[handsockpuppet]

Granted, Halo 3 becomes the best game evarz, the creator become s president, and everyone is required to wear a MC helmet 23 hours a day, every day.
I wish handsockpuppet was the coolest guy ever!

I already am...
...that's what you get for not making a wish.

 

[platnum]

I wish i could make better sigs....

 

[antimatter]

granted, they still suck.

i wish that metroid fans would quit mocking mph. it isnt as bad as they say! really!

 

[Kips]

Granted. Now since they think it's so good, more games worse then it are made, lowering standards overall.

I wish that the release date for Brawl wouldn't be pushed back so much.

 

[Platypus]

Granted. The game is released on March 9th with a horrendous glitch that crashes the game if you choose a Mario-, Zelda-, or Kirby-franchise character.

I wish for baaaaad mojo to inflict itself upon me.

 

[Kips]

Granted. The mojo rips your genitalia off and destroys you wholly in a burst of fire and brimstone.

I wish that I had catapults to launch flaming boulders at stuff.

 

[Kirbichu]

Granted. The catapults launch flaming boulders at you.

I wish that Pichu and Kirby were high tier.

 

[antimatter]

granted. you are killed by the tourney players whose favorite characters were sent to bottom tier.
i wish that i didnt forget to edit.

 

[Kips]

Granted. Now you edit every single one of your posts to say "SMASH SUCKS LOL".

I wish I had a laser cannon on my arm like Samus.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but the cannon is not so much like Samus's that you still have a forearm.

I wish I was better at The Counter Game...

 

[platnum]

Granted, you counter yourself and explode.


I wish I didnt make this wish.

 

[Gerudo Warrior]

but you have too.

i wish brawl was out in AU

 

[pyroroth]

Granted, but its written in wingdings.

I wish i could freeze myself until brawl comes out.

 

[Chasesin]

Granted, but its written in wingdings.

I wish i could freeze myself until brawl comes out.

Granted, but you forget why you froze yourself and become a living vegetable.

I wish i could count

 

[platnum]

granted, you count...TILL THE DAY YOU DIE!


I wish Brawl had a better roster AND that i have INFINITE REAL MONEY AND THAT I AM IMORTAL AND THAT BRAWL DOESNT GET CANCELED.

All basses coverd.

 

[psychic turnip]

granted, but your arrested for drug use since you think the other stuff is wishable


i wish my dog didnt chew on everything

 

[platnum]

Granted, he chews on one thing...*hint hint nudge nudge*


I wish for 1337 0wn49e!

 

[Kips]

Granted. You just pwned your own mother.

I wish I remembered where I left my keys.

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, but you forgot where to use them...

I wish SSBB doesnt have ROB

 

[pyroroth]

Granted, but it doesn't have wolf either!!!!!

I wish i could make a wish.