Wish Corruptor

[antimatter]

granted. you waste it.
i wish that i wasnt selfish enough to try to take the 9000th post here

 

[platnum]

Granted...YOU GET BANNED!

I wish

 

[antimatter]

granted, you are banned again.
i wish platnum wasnt so lazy as to not complete his wish.

 

[Jacobcc]

Granted, Platnum finishes the wish saying that he was Bannished from the site and Brawl
I wish that the United Kingdom were to get SSBB the same time as America :'(

 

[antimatter]

granted. why do you want angry australians coming after you because you delayed the game there by ten years?

i wish i wasnt so cruel and sarcastic.

 

[Kips]

Granted. You are killed due to your tree hugging ways preventing you from protecting yourself.

I wish you all would make more interesting wishes.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but they all involve sabotoging your Wii

I wish Factor 5 would announce the title of its new Wii game already

 

[Chasesin]

Granted, but the company is terrorist attacked the same day

I wish people couldn't hear my thoughts

 

[MyReincarnation]

Your wish is granted, but you wasted a wish, what's the point?

 

[Kips]

Your nonexistent wish causes you to fail instantly due to not knowing how to play.

I wish people would follow 'Da Rules'.

 

[pyroroth]

Granted, but they only follow 'The Rules'.

I wish i had arms.

 

[Kips]

Granted. They have no bones in them.

I wish I could infinitely regenerate my organs, thus allowing me to sell my kidneys to make money.

 

[psychic turnip]

granted but after they find out about your little operation, they take you into custady and do very panful tests on you to find out about your regenterating organs

i wish i had every car in the world

 

[Kips]

Granted, the sheer weight of them falling from the sky to grant your wish crushes you to death.

I wish I had the Death Note.

 

[Kalmetam]

Granted, but it magically disappeared

I wish I had a lambhorgini

 

[Danielman]

Granted, But you have no drivers license nor any experience Driving so the first time you get in and press down on the accelerater you go carreening down a hill at a blazing speed of
299.999 miles per second sending you straight to yourself when you were 5 running you over in the past CAUSING A TIME PARADOX.(Not the kind that kills you, more like the kind that leaves In intense pain for 20 years After which you buy a Lamborghini And drive it repeating itself over and over for all infinity)

I wish I could think Of a decent wish that wished that everyones wishes were wasted

 

[Kips]

Granted. This includes your own wishes for your cancer to heal, killing you eventually.

I wish for SynchronEyes on every teachers computer to never ever exist.

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, now they dont use it, and they dont use computers even

I wish ROB wasnt in SSBB

 

[Kips]

Granted. He is replaced by George W. Bush.

I wish that I had more Fritos, I ran out.

 

[psychic turnip]

granted but you are only givin 2

i wish i was the smartest person in the universe

 

[pyroroth]

Granted, but your brain explodes from the sheer mass of it.

I wish that Hilary Clinton was hot.

 

[Kirbichu]

Granted. She has a fever.

I wish that I knew how to speak Japanese.

 

[Kips]

Granted. Japanese is now a dead language and knowledge of it means that you will be hunted down and killed.

I wish my burns on my hands would go away.

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, you get your hands frozen solid

I wish toon link has an own moveset.

 

[Kips]

Granted. It consists of stone throwing, crying and dieing.

I wish that there were less satellites in orbit.

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, there's only one now...but it falls over your house!

I wish there were more FE playable characters in SSBB

 

[Kips]

Granted. They are the random NPC's like shopkeepers and you never ever want to use them.

I wish I could jump a hundred feet in the air and cast Featherfall.

 

[ses aran]

granted but u get chopped up by a helicopter while ur up there

i wish that all future nintendo games come out in europe first

 

[Square-enix]

(Seriously Kips, shopkeepers would have been WAY better than rob)

Granted, Europe gets all the titles first... but full of glitches and error progamming codes, while America still gets the better products...

I wish SSBB to have another F-Zero playable character

 

[ses aran]

it does but the extra time it took for brawl to come out in europe only we get the extra characters

i wish for peole who think they are smart buy saying they wish for more wishes to have all there wishes corrupted

 

[Square-enix]

Granted...but you forgot that no matter what, every wish gets corrupted...so you didnt have to wish for that in the first place... in fact, you wasted a wish...

I wish Wolf to have his own moveset...(no more clones, now we got 3 fox)

 

[Jacobcc]

Granted...but you forgot that no matter what, every wish gets corrupted...so you didnt have to wish for that in the first place... in fact, you wasted a wish...

I wish Wolf to have his own moveset...(no more clones, now we got 3 fox)

Granted. The devolopment team decides to rush Wolfs move set and screws up your version of brawl.
I wish for an A+ in my next exam!

 

[Danielman]

Granted you get An A+, But you are then sent to detention for the rest of your life for cheating cause the teachers know you never get A+.

I Wish I Had a cookie.

 

[Kips]

Granted. The cookie is infested with worms and will give you cancer.

I wish I could shoot webs out of my hands, like Spider Man.

 

[KraidGuy]

Your wish has been granted, but you're in a wheelchair.

I wish I was a Leviathan...

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but instead of getting defeated by Samus, you get FALCON PUNCHed to oblivion

I wish Rare would make a Wii game

 

[Kips]

Granted. It's called "Master Chief User for the Wii" and your head explodes from sheer anger.

I wish I could summon sea serpents to do my bidding!

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, but they disobey you, and you get eaten by them.

I wish to have FF4 DS

 

[Yaya]

Granted. But you spontaniously combust while playing it.

I wish I was the best Guitar Hero Player in the world!

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, the average Guitar Hero song is the same difficulty is now as hard as DragonForce in III. Everybody drives you into the desert in a fit of rage.

I wish for Halo Wii

Seriously. I have nothing against Halo. It's just that Master Chief has no chance of being in Smash Bros.