Wish Corruptor

[platnum]

Granted, but now you have AIDS.

I wish Metal Boxes existed so I could turn into Metal ~Krystal~.

Granted, but it rains(RUST)

I wish i could fly.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but you can never come down once you fly.

I wish I had the Master Sword.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you stab your best friend/crush/boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife

I wish I was popular at my school

 

[Sonic-Smash]

Granted but you eventually get overrated.

I wish I got to rent Devil May Cry 4 instead of bombermand Land and Pirates of the Carribean 3!

 

[Astronaut Bean]

Granted. But once you put the disc in you find out that it was actually a copy of Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

I wish I had the 3rd Harry Potter book.

 

[handsockpuppet]

Granted, but the pages were dipped in radiactive waste so if you touch it or stare directly at it you turn into an evil ninja prairie dog.

Granted but you eventually get overrated.

I wish I got to rent Devil May Cry 4 instead of bombermand Land and Pirates of the Carribean 3!

what is it with you and the emo devil?

I wish I had a machine that could print money so well that nobody knew it was counterfit.

 

[sakuraZaKi]

Granted, but the gov't found that a money printing machine was missing and tracked you down.

I wish Spongebob was in Brawl

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but he's so broken that it ruins the game. spongebob side-B=blow a humongous bubble elephant that instantly kills the enemy. plus a 0 to death chaingrab.

I wish I had super strength.

 

[sakuraZaKi]

Granted, but you are too strong to touch, hold or do anything. (The worst fate ever: "MY MOUSE BROKE!!!! NO MORE SWF!!!! OMGZORS!!!!")

I wish I had some Flamin' Hot Cheetos

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, but they have acid, and you get burned your tongue...

I wish for brawl roster to be good! (They have a Golden Sun Song remix, but no characters...instead they have ROB...**** you sakurai!)

 

[Yaya]

Granted. The game sucks instead.

I wish you would STFU. (Nah I'm just joking with you guys.)

 

[sakuraZaKi]

Granted.

"......................................."

(xD)

 

[Kips]

Granted. Nobody knows what you wished for but the universe implodes.

I wish I could SHFFL in real life (Wouldn't that look weird?).

 

[graves]

Granted but when you do you trip fall on your had and get knocked out

I wish Sonic wasn't in Brawl

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but Bubsy is.

I wish graves hadn't made his last wish

 

[Kips]

Granted. He wishes Bubsy were in instead of Sonic.

I wish that I could create time paradoxes like becoming my own grandpa.

 

[graves]

Granted you turn into your grandpa and can't turn back

I wish i could talk to Sakari

 

[sakuraZaKi]

Granted, Sakari looks at you and goes "WTF?" while Sakurai lolz in the distance.

I wish I was hungry.

 

[graves]

Granted but when you are all the food dissepers

I wish it was my birthday

 

[Kips]

Granted. Nobody remembers it.

I wish I could show you my moves.

 

[graves]

Granted but when you do it turns out I'm Blind

I wish i wasn't blind

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but now you're deaf.

I wish Ron Paul was assassinated for great justice.

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted, but then Hilary Clinton wins the election. *shudders*

I wish Hilary Clinton didn't win the election.

 

[courte]

granted, she wins the consolation prize of ZA WARUDO!!

I wish i was there when Wes L-Cancelled the meatball...

 

[psychic turnip]

Granted but you die for being expesed to such greatness

i wish my dogs didnt poop so much

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted, but they become so constipated that they die a horrible, painful death from intestinal clogging.

I wish that school went by faster.

 

[psychic turnip]

Granted but it goes by so fast that it seems like its taking longer

i wish gum didnt change the taste of drinks

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted, but then drinks change the taste of gum.

I wish I had a grandpa...

 

[psychic turnip]

granted but he is mad at you and never talks to you ( i also dont have a grandpa)


i wish my house was clean

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, but it gets demolished the day after that

I wish to have Felix (Golden Sun) instead of ROB

 

[Kips]

Granted. Felix's moveset is a clone of ROBs.

I wish I could generate electricity.

 

[psychic turnip]

granted but a massive amount of water is poured on your head by random strangers right when you first generate it.

i wish i could run really fast but be very aware of my surrondings

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but Mario, Luigi, and a host of other Smash Brothers characters mistake you for Sonic and give you the most savage beating of your life.

I wish I could walk through walls. =o)

 

[tafutureboy]

granted, btu you get stuck in one

I wish SSBB had dowloadable characters

 

[Kips]

Granted. The downloads can take years in which you cannot play Brawl.
^By the way, I suggested this as well. Good idea! Great minds think alike.

I wish I could heal people by stabbing them so I could confuse people.

 

[graves]

Granted but people think your killing them and put you in jail.

I wish there was a thunder storm

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, but when you go see it, a thunder drops in your head.

I wish Sakurai was smarter

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but he uses this power for evil. Say hello to monthly Brawl Wi-Fi hosting fees.

I wish for a twisted heap of toxic metal to replace my bed.

 

[graves]

granted but when you try to lay on it it dissepers

I wish i could go into a tournament

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but you exit in the first round and realize that Final Destination, Falco, Wolf, and Fox do not equal a good time.

I wish Team Rocket was an assist trophy.