Wish Corruptor

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but they are now $900 a box.

....Hey..isn't that how much most candies are at the movies? Oh well. Wish still corrupted. =oP

I wish I was the Queen of the UNIVERSE! *Insert maniacal laugh*

 

[graves]

Granted but five minuts later the UNAVERSE blows up.

I wish Falco121's Meet and great had more replies. (Hint hint) His my best buddie

 

[Yaya]

Granted. All the replies are porn.

I wish you had no friends.

 

[MarvinTPA]

Granted, you lost your only friend. XD

I wish i could put an avatar here that wasn't pre-rendered by SWF.
If i can, i wish i knew how.

 

[tafutureboy]

granted but the avatar crashes SWF and everyone bans you (Banned 9,001 points)

I wish all the delays for brawl were forgotten and the game came out tomorrow

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but the game is only half way translated.

I wish I had a castle.

 

[Yaya]

Granted. The French Invade it and kill you.

I wish Ridley could have his own game as good as Super Metroid.

 

[Lucina Clash]

Granted. The game was cancelled a few weeks before the release and all copies destroyed permanently...

I wish to obliterate Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis on the Game Boy Advance (which I consider the worst game ever).

 

[Yaya]

Granted. The Shrapnel from it goes into your eyes and you die.

I wish I could make PS3's explode just by glancing at them.

 

[graves]

Granted but when you glance at the ground the world explode's.

I wish i could be Robin hood

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you get captured by Prince John after King Richard dies and get tortured to death (Seriously, that's Robin's fate at the end of the book--I've read it myself)

I wish people didn't accuse R.O.B. of stealing a spot

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but nobody will use him.

I wish I was a Vampire.

 

[AngelofDemise]

Gratned, but then...Van hellsing comes. See ya vamp.

I wish, I knew the meaning of life..

 

[Square-enix]

Granted...it has no real meaning.

I wish I could float

 

[Kips]

Granted. It's terrible purpose was never meant to be known by humans and you die gibbering like a madman.

I wish I had no more writers block.

 

[Deleted member]

@Square: Granyed, but you float into a power line
@Kips: Granted, but you have to fight Gimpyfish in a Melee match...and you're playing as Mewtwo

I wish Silver the Hedgehog was at least an AT

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but he doesn't do anything.

I wish Sephiroth was a character in Brawl.

 

[graves]

Granted but he's ganon's tier.

I wish I had a BE-BE Gun

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but the bullets will backfire on you.

I wish I were a god.

 

[Yaya]

Granted. But Zeus Smites You for doing evil things.

I wish I had 3 extra wishes.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, they all have to be about giving Sonic the Baron universal power

I wish Santana's "Smooth" was in Guitar Hero IV

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but the song has a crappy remix.

I wish my power level was over 9000.

 

[Yaya]

Granted. It's the only song in the game.

I wish Herman Li and Sam Totman are bosses in Guitar Hero IV.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. It's the only song in the game.

LOL, that'd actually be pretty awesome

@Ryodo: Granted, but mine is OVER 10000!

@Yaya: Granted, but so is Michael Jackson

I wish for universal power

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but you will lose it in 10 seconds.

I wish that all of you will bow down to me!

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, yes, we will aim our bows at you and fire arrows

I wish I had power over all of reality

 

[Yaya]

Granted. You have it for the amount of start up time Fox's Shine has in Melee.

I wish I could punch people through the Internet.

 

[graves]

Granted then someone throws a knife at you trough the internet

I wish I had a better Sig

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but better now means, "A thousand times worse."

I wish I had permanent power over reality

 

[SonicMario]

Granted, You change one thing. You can't change it back.

I wish everyone understood all of Sonic the Baron's humor.

 

[Yaya]

Granted. It's not funny.

I wish Sonic the Baron would stop making the same wish but twisting it around.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted

(Both wish and corruption):

I wish Yaya had an incurable disease

BTW, Thanks, SonicMario for making me even less popular in the field of comedy[/sarcasm] I know I have an odd sense of humor, but you don't have to point that out--I get that enough in fourth period

 

[Lucina Clash]

Granted. Yaya gets a positive disease that gives super power.

I wish I had a licence to drive...

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but it gets suspended for a year.

I wish I was in Japan.

 

[tafutureboy]

granted, but you eat sushi there and it has "diseases" so you spend the whole time there puking up your guts

i wish i had universal power

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but the power is so great your body blows itself to pieces.

I wish I could move whole planets with psychic powers.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you accidently move Earth into the sun. When everybody gets to heaven, they drive you out for making the apocalypse.

I wish for a new pair of shoes

 

[graves]

Granted but they eat your feet.

I wish the Sig Shop was Faster

 

[Kips]

Granted. It moves so fast that you never can get your signature due to never being able to find it behind growing amounts of pages.

I wish I owned a Piranha Plant that wouldn't eat me or shoot fireballs at me.

 

[graves]

Granted but you water it to much and it die's o_o

I wish i could make Brawl appere