Wish Corruptor

[Deleted member]

Granted, it falls on you, no matter where you are

I wish I knew how to spell "Pinnochio"(The Disney movie)

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but you can't spell anything else.

I wish I can direct Kingdom Hearts 3.

 

[~Krystal~]

Disregard post.

 

[Square-enix]

Error in the post!

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but they are all VHS tapes in terrible condition. Worse yet, the previous owner forgot to REWIND.

I wish I was Headmaster of a Garden in FFVIII.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but you get murdered a few minutes later.

I wish I was a Druid in the next Fire Emblem game.

 

[cllzzrd]

Granted, but your magic stat is so low, you cannot hit anything with your spells.

I wish that I could have good tasting gourmet food with a snap of my fingers.

 

[Rock Man X]

Granted, but you become a glutton using your power every chance you get and eat yourself to death.

I wish we could have a utopia for all smashers to live in and smash all day, every day.

 

[Kirbichu]

Granted. But you're not invited.

I wish smash 64 was on VC with online capabilities.

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, but if you download it, you cant play Brawl

I wish I could not make any mistakes.

 

[Mr.Lombardi34]

Granted - You are crammed into an air-tight, metal box and thrown into the arctic ocean, surrounded by sharks, for the rest of your life. You can't make any mistakes in there.

I wish that I could instantly know who will win american idol.

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but you find out that no one really wins it. Then you die.

wish for satisfaction./I]

 

[Kips]

Granted. You always wanted to die, so... bye.

I wish I had a metal box to turn myself into Metal-Kips.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but because of how heavy you are, the bridge your standing on will fall and you go into the lava.

I wish for infinte wishes.

 

[SNTRL]

Granted, but you get hit in the head and forget that you have infinite wishes

I wish i knew everything

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted, but you get hit in the head and forget everything instead.

I wish the other people in track weren't faster than me...

 

[Rock Man X]

Granted. Now you all run the exact same speed.

I wish dragons were real.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but they all die.

I wish I could be the ruler of Japan.

 

[MuraRengan]

Granted, but you suck at ruling and people hate you. >_> *harsh*

I wish I had Cox internet.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted but your internet explodes.

I wish I didn't feel guilty about something I did.

 

[Kips]

Granted. You become a criminal due to lack of guilt.

I wish I had a crossbow that never missed.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, it never misses people that you care about.

I wish I had an ice cream sandwich.

 

[-Risky-]

Granted, but you sit on it

I wish I could leap over tall buildings in a single bound

 

[Platypus]

Granted, but you go blind from the searing wind.

I wish I had horribly fish-smelling clothes.

 

[Rock Man X]

Granted. Now cats follow you around, constantly biting at you.

I wish Mega Man X9 would be announced. X8 was had a cliffhanger ending.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but X9 skips the ending.

I wish MvC 3 would become a reality so I could scream at my brothers for being cheap with Ice Man again while using even more characters than before in one fight. =oP

 

[Kips]

Granted. The game is only for PS4 which will be released in a decade.

I wish I had more snow days.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but because you have missed a large chunk of school, you have to make up for it in the Summer. NO BATHROOM BREAKS ALLOWED EITHER!!! =o)

I wish I was a Superheroine. ^_^

 

[E-Jolteon]

Granted, but you can't fly, even though you look you look like you could, and your costume is really, really gay.

I wish something would happen to someone, but then they would get airsick.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, now the airsick person throws up on you and ruins that jacket you spent way too much money on.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but it has no chocolate chips...or sugar...and is made from cow manure.

I wish it was...16 days in the future.

 

[Rock Man X]

Granted. However, you were left behind in the past.

I wish for a solid gold telephone!

 

[DOGE]

Granted, but you try to pick it up, and it crushes your hands.

I wish Kid Icarus would have gotten more sequels.

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, he gets one for Virtual Boy

I wish I were not so popular, so I could have more free time

 

[KraidGuy]

Grnated, you are considered a nerd.

I wish a new Metroid game would come out soon.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but the main character isn't Samus.

I wish I knew an organic food that was blue (blueberries are violet).

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted. It's called Phazon, and you love it very much, eat a lot of it and mutate into a hideous monster so nobody likes you.

I wish the main character of the new Metroid game was Samus.

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, but has no Suit (Zero Suit), and dies inmediately at the first enemy everytime.

I wish for a friend long time no seen to visit me

 

[Kips]

Granted. They visit you to tell you that they are dieing.

I wish I could erase my guilt for some stuff I did when I was just a stupid kid.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but you will have even more guilt in the future.

I wish I had a calzone.