Wish Corruptor

[Grandeza]

Granted but it's only a photo of it.

I want better grades in school

 

[Deleted member]

It's not a wish, so not granted.

I wish for Wi-Fi on my DS--Seriously, I have it on Wii, but it's not on my DS any more

 

[graves]

Granted but everybody else's stops working.

I wish Smash bro's Brawl was out

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you're forced to give it to Chuck Norris

I wish Ray from Custom Robo were playable in Brawl

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but he sucks so much he is in the bottom tier.

I wish I could control snakes.

 

[graves]

Granted but i control bears and make them eat you.

I wish my Dad would play smash bro's with me.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but your Dad beats you like you stole something.

I wish my Daddy would play Brawl with me when it comes out. =o)

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but Sakurai delays it the same amount of time that Duke Nukem Forever has been in "development"

I wish ~Krystal~ would use instead of =o)

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but then later on, she will start using

I wish I were an admin of this site so I could ban you all!

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you get banned for banning us for unnessecary reasons

I wish each character in Brawl had their own victory theme (e.g., Mario retains the Super Mario Bros. level complete, but Bowser gets the SMB game over and Peach gets the Super Princess Peach stage clear)

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but you don't get to actually hear it, too bad.

I wish Cartoon Network would extend the InuYasha Anime.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but Cartoon Network drags the series like it did with DBZ by only showing one new episode every month.

I wish I had flower power!

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but you have no clue how to actually use it.

I wish I had a pet Dragon.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but it quickly grows up and devours you by age 20.

I wish I had a Unicorn. =o)

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but it dies of a lethal disease.

I wish all Naruto fangirls of NarutoXSasuke would stop being fangirls. -_-

 

[Kips]

Granted. They become fanboys.

I wish that people would stop johning.

 

[Yaya]

Granted. The start Danning.

I wish we would stop these (people) stop (Something) wishes.

 

[tafutureboy]

granted, but.....wait, WTF did you just wish for?

I wish i understood him

 

[Kips]

Granted, but the terrible purpose with which his wish was made shatters your mind into fragments.

I wish I could put stuff back together at will.

 

[Yaya]

Granted, you are executed for having this power, and used for experiments.

I wish people would understand the ****-age the spacies are and always will be.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but a speeding bus hits you and you die.

I wish I could become Paper ~Krystal~.

 

[Astronaut Bean]

Granted, but some kindergarten kid uses you for a Birthday card for his teacher. Scissors, glue, glitter, and the works. [I hope I got what you 'wished' for right.]

I wish I could fly.

 

[Kips]

Granted. You fly into the jet intake of an airplane. OUCH.

I wish that people would learn how to type beyond a two year old level.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted. You fly into the jet intake of an airplane. OUCH.

You mean like that Bud Light commercial

Anyway, wish granted, but three-year styleis IN now!

I wish for a 2.5-D Sonic game on Wii that rocks and is sucessful in both USA and Japan

 

[Kirbichu]

Granted. It's called "Sonic and the Secret Rings 2" which makes no one want to buy it.

I wish that the Dojo would give us all of the brawl music with samples.

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, but they need a new codec that no one has

I wish Kirbichu knew how to download SSBB Complete OST

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but he forgets how an hour later and asks you how to do it. This continues for several days.

I wish I was a video game character in Street Fighter 4. (I love the direction that was taken with it)

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but an elephant comes out of nowhere and crushes you.

I wish my computer was fool-proof

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but suddenly a mad man appears out of nowhere and cuts your hands off, preventing you from ever being able to use the computer.

I wish we all lived in a Pokemon world.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but all Pokemon have rabies

I wish I had hands

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but they are broken.

I wish I could control all women.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you can only control them to obey your rival or to kill you

I wish for something

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, that something is AIDS.

I wish I could go on a date with Wario-Man. :blush:

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but he dumped you 5 secs later.

I wish I had the Mangekyou Sharingan like Itachi.

 

[Gigabyte]

Granted, but you're immediatly killed by 1000 ninjas for associating with Naruto.

I wish Wolf had a different Final Smash.

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted, he now has DK's FS.

I wish my computer didn't suck.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but now it becomes so good, your friend breaks into your house and steals it.

I wish I had subscribed to Anime Network earlier.

 

[blue_dragon]

Granted, but now it becomes so good, your friend breaks into your house and steals it.

I wish I had subscribed to Anime Network earlier.

Granted, but the subscription was $1,500.00 a month.

I wish I could speak any language at will.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted, but you can only speak one launguage once a day.

I wish I was Bowser Jr.

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted, Bowser notices his son's change in personality, realizes it isn't his son, and feeds you to savage Chain Chomps.

I wish upon a star.