Wish Corruptor

[Yaya]

Granted. But it sucks. Hard.

I wish I had a quarter.

 

[sakuraZaKi]

Granted, you buy a gumball with it, but it falls on a pile of dead worms.

I wish I could read a novel.

 

[KraidGuy]

Your wish has been granted, but your eyes fall out.

I wish I could produce PHAZON!!!!!

 

[Kips]

Granted. It mutates your body to the point where you cannot move and die a slow and torturous death.

I wish I could go 'Your Fired' to people and they would be... FIRED!

 

[sakuraZaKi]

Granted, but your company falls bankrupt, and you live your life as a hobo.

I wish I can go to school right now.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but your first day includes my science class today...That was just nasty!

I wish I hadn't had science for the past few days

 

[Yaya]

Granted. But you fail and live the rest of your life as a hobo.

I wish my gumball didn't fall into a pile of dead worms earlier.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, it fell into Michael Jackson's hand

I wish I weren't a hobo

 

[Link Lord]

Granted. But you fail and live the rest of your life as a hobo.

I wish my gumball didn't fall into a pile of dead worms earlier.

Granted. But then changing the course of time creates a rip in the space-time continuum that slowly expands and makes things what they shouldn't be, so your gumball turns into a pile of dead worms which you then drop onto a gumball.
Yeah, I'm THAT good.

I wish that I was a moderator so people don't drive sugarpoultry insane from sig requests when her list is full.

 

[Astronaut Bean]

Granted. But the real moderators found out that you hacked and made yourself a mod, so they perma-banned you.

I wish that I had some fruit punch.

 

[Link Lord]

Granted, but I stole it since you're in my cupboard.

I wish I hadn't hacked to make myself a mod.

 

[Yaya]

Granted. But you abuse your powers and get Bowser F-Smashed.

I wish I had a Hot Dog!

 

[Link Lord]

Granted, but after you eat it, its gone and you want another.

I wish I could get Brawl now.

 

[Astronaut Bean]

Granted. But the disc had so many scratches on it that it wasn't even playable.

I wish they put Roy back in Brawl.

[&&Gah! My poor juice. ;o;]

 

[Yaya]

Granted. But he sucks so bad not even you want to use him.

I wish I could play Guitar extremely well.

 

[KraidGuy]

Granted, but you never actually get one.

I wish our science class could skip to the part where we dissect cow eyeballs.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you have to see what I saw today afterwards(Same science class, for the record)

I wish Link Lord had granted my wish instead of Yaya's

 

[Yaya]

Granted. But now My wish wasn't granted, causing a giant loophole, destroying the game forever.

I wish I did get a guitar.

 

[Link Lord]

Granted, but you have to see what I saw today afterwards(Same science class, for the record)

I wish Link Lord had granted my wish instead of Yaya's

Sorry, but you posted as I was writing my post. How about this?

I wish I weren't a hobo

Granted. You are now a bum.

And please, what DID you see in science class?

I wish I did get a guitar.

Granted, but the world ran out of the material used to make guitar strings.


I wish I become the greatest Link main in Brawl.

 

[Kips]

Granted. Link however is so bad that you can't even beat a level one computer.

I wish there were ten thousand lemmings running off a cliff.

 

[Link Lord]

Granted. You are tied down under the cliff.

I wish I had an awesome picture in my sig.

 

[Deleted member]

And please, what DID you see in science class?

Telling you exactly what I saw will probally get me banned

Anyway, your wish, granted, but it's so awesome, you get banned for being the envy of SWF

I wish I was a master of acoustic guitar so I could advance onto electric

 

[Sonic-Smash]

Granted, but the banjo becomes more popular than the electric guitar.

I wish I could see Criss Angel perform live.

 

[Kips]

Granted. Their set explodes after a pyrotechnics show gone wrong and they burn alive.

I wish I could throw Freezies at people like in Melee.

 

[graves]

Your wish is granted but Bowser Burnt them all.

I wish i had $200

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, but they blow with the wind when you get them

I wish that kips doesnt include death in his wishes anymore, because its boring

 

[Kips]

Granted. All my wishes are for world peace which gets even worse.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Sonic-Smash]

Granted, but nothing exciting happens so you are bored to death.

I wish the Brawl roster had 100 characters.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, the roster is made up of Tingle and Bubsy in various costumes

I wish for world war Bionic Commando on Wii

 

[Kips]

Granted. The game is rigged so that it delivers painful electric shocks every five seconds.

I wish that everyone had huge question marks above their heads like in MMORPG's.

 

[Link Lord]

Granted, but they go crazy cuz they have no idea where they came from.

I wish more people knew that MMORPG stands for "Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game."

 

[Kips]

Granted. The MMORPGs are now flooded with noobs going "CAN I HAVE UR ITEMZ!!!11!"

I wish that Marth ate Roy and now had TEH PHIRE1!1!!!

 

[Yaya]

Granted, but he also gained Roy's suckage, making Marth a really bad fighter.

I wish for Slash to come to my house and rock against me in Guitar Hero.

 

[Sonic-Smash]

Granted, but you kill him because you beat him so hard and you are arrested.

I wish I had Devil May Cry 4 rented right now instead of later today.

 

[Uchiha.Sanosuke]

Granted, but the game is scratched up and it wrecks your console.

I wish I had a box of chocolates.

 

[Sonic-Smash]

Granted, but its from the ugliest girl on Earth.

I wish Mr. Bean was in Brawl.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, he's Mewtwo tier

I wish Sonic was top tier

 

[graves]

Granted but he gets banned from tournements.

I wish Brawl would come out now.

 

[Astronaut Bean]

Granted. But when it came out the trucks dumped it out into a waterfall.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but now you have AIDS.

I wish Metal Boxes existed so I could turn into Metal ~Krystal~.